WiLd B04r- DuN m3sS WiTh Me!

No Motivation.

2010-10-10T21:25:00.002+08:00

Fuck this, I am so sorry. I promised to post something funny. But juat ain't goe the time on my hands. Argh! O levels are coming and my fucking fears are appearring. I am burnt out. I am no longer a piece of Fossil fuel, just crap shit that do nothing but pollute this place.

I just had this sudden realisation that what am i going to do when my results are out? JC? Poly? I know i can go into a Poly for sure. EVERYONE COULD. But the Shit is that, what do I REALLY WANT? WHAT DO I WANT TO ACHIEVE? WHAT SUBJECTS COMB. OR COURSE AM I TAKING? I JUST HAD NO FUCKING IDEA.

I had no idea what i want and who i am going to be if chef is not an option. No target is equivalent to no motivation for studies. I just can't study a single thing. NOTHING AT ALL. ARGH! No matter how hard i try. It just don't work. Someone, anyone, i really need your help. Save me from this misery, before its all just too late.

Sick

2010-09-30T22:17:00.004+08:00

Ahhh.. feeling horrible like hell. Someone needs to save me for real. I think i caught a flu bug from SiMin. God Damn it, there is still effed up Mock Exam tomorrow. AHHHHH!!!!!! I don't think i can pass any paper tomorrow. My nose is literally like a broken tap. Gosh, really feeling damn sick. i dont think i have the energy to finish typing this post. I haven't post in quite a while since i am stuck with Homework. But i had learnt to enjoy too. HAHA! I have been BSing with SiMin and Rina every night for at least an hour i think. I think thats a form of relaxation? i dunno, but its kinda boring since i keep dying. LOL

uhhh, Not really sure what else to post. I am sure something funny happened recently but i just recall what it is. I shall tell you guys maybe tomorrow or maybe Saturday then. So be sure to come back and see okay! Anyway, next time you come my blog remember to spam my tagboard okay! i got visitors but seriously you guys just hate to tag huh? Make my blog look so dead! I can die my blog cannot okay! Its a way to salvage my sane mind within my insane soul.

Anyway, to ALL MY JUNIORS, WHETHER I HATE YOU OR WHAT, ALL THE BEST FOR YOUR FUCKING EOY OKAY? HAHHAHAA! Okay la, as Motivation, Whoever that scores above your percentage of 60% i shall bake awesomelicious stuff for you guys after my O levels. I had the time anyway, and i shall threat you guys to Ice cream. :D

This applies to my Sec 4 friends also okay? you score above 60% i bake for you :D Hehehe, i bet no one will claim the reward from me from sec 4. So i am putting all out.

Just work hard alright everyone? Its all going to be over soon. I dont wanna get all emotional and shit since today is the last official day for us to attend school again. I will definitely miss all you people. Those sexy ones of course. I am gonna miss like Ermanda's random but really good jokes. Farhan sexy moves. Pussy's random rambling. Sec 4.. hahhhhh where do i even start? Through good and bad times, we shared so much and now its time to say goodbye? Herm.. not sure i am THAT ready to move on to another life yet. Whatever, O levels are not even over yet. Everyone work hard and God bless.

GOOD LUCK AND KICK SOME EXAM ASS!

Phone

2010-09-21T23:15:00.003+08:00

I seriously need some rehab, yes REHAB. I am so going to go for food therapy all the way until O level ends. Fuck it. I seriously need some help with handling stress man. Facebook sucks at it, tried gaming but it just got fucked up because i am so damn noob at it. Dont believe ask SiMin Hahahha! I can't bake, so i guess iwould just eat?! I dunno eating makes me fat... okay FATTER. But fuck it, i just need a way to express all my needs. Okay did i make that sound so god damn weird?! LOL

About to write my Lit essay. Had no idea how to do history SBQ so i decided to go to school and ask the humans pro Phua Si Min. Hahaha! GAY SHIT ASS 22/25 for SBQ. She should be given a gay award for it. Speaking of Gay, Gaga did it again. Yeahup she stood up for the gays and lesbians in the army of America. God needs to love her. Posting her video below.

Anyway my phone died so dont look for me okay? YES AGAIN! :D not gonna defame Sony Ericsson but it really sucks. Going off now. Bye retards, its time to study!

Covers

2010-09-19T01:29:00.002+08:00

Herm.. Nothing much really happened lately, so really i don't think i got any interesting things to post to entertain you folks. Herm... So i have decided to entertain you guys with song covers that i think are pretty awesome. YEAHYE!!! Yeah, i know illai, you can so roll your eyes back now and leave. LOL

This is by Marina and the diamonds. A unique cover of starrstruck. Not Bad at all. Marina had a really really special voice.

This is by BoyceAvenue. A really really good cover of teenage dream. It could be their next single. LOL It sounds original.

This is by PomplaMooseMusic. A cute rendition of I dont wanna miss a thing. You throw a bunch of innovative people together, this is what you get.

This is also by PomplaMooseMusic. A Better rendition of Single Ladies. This is better than Beyonce's original. Hahhaa!

This is a beautiful rendition of Keep Holding on by BoyceAvenue, original by Avril Lavigne. This guy's voice is super awesome. Make me feel so jealous. :(

Bitchy Midsummer's?

2010-09-16T23:43:00.002+08:00

Okay here is the deal. I order to improve my literature and make myself memorise the much important quotes. I have decided to do a bitch rendition of one of my text. I am not really sure which one to do. So if you read this, please just go over to the tag board and post the book title you want me to do a Bitch version about. I would post it at different point of times because the story is damn long. I am thinking maybe Midsummer's Night Dream is a better choice. Adding Drama onto Drama. But Whale Rider is still in consideration. What do you think?

Midsummer's Night Dream?
Whale Rider?

Here is a short example of what i am going to do.
From MidSummer's

Original:

Hermia: [Awakening suddenly] Help me, Lysander, help me! do thy best! To pluck this crawling serpant from my breast! Ay me, for pity! - What a dream was here! Lysander, look how i do quake with fear!

Bitch Hermia: [Awakening suddenly] Oh My freaking god!! Lysander darling! Help me you fucktard!! Take this disgusting slimy shit snake of my boobies!! Holy Crap! What the shit just happened?!! A Dream?! I thought i was too drunk and wasted! How do i even dream? Lysander honehh!! Look at how i shiver with fear!! I feel like peeing all over my fake Gucci dress!!

Uh huh.. Not a good idea at all huh?!! Hahhahahah!!! This so did not work to cheer me up. By the way, What Hermia said was real, she really did dream of a snake on her breast LOl. Its a real excerpt statement from the book. Hahaha!

Travel?... YEAH MY ASS

2010-09-16T23:08:00.003+08:00

Today's Chinese class was horrendous. Although it is the third lesson already, but i am still struggling to keep up, my standard has drop tremendously ever since May. I felt like i am learning a whole new language. Now i think i am just wasting my time to retake MT. LOL

Well.. Nothing really much or big happened lately, anyway guess what, i don't think i am going anywhere this coming End-Of-Year Holiday anymore. Like seriously, that totally dampened my spirits. Its like something to look forward to after O levels and its serves as a huge motivation for me, but now its just like "PFFFFFTTTTT" All the air in the balloon just escaped. I haven't went anywhere for Years ever since my Korea trip in Sec 2. Furthermore its a school trip. I had never went out and travel ever since i dunno... Primary 3? I don't even remember a single thing that happened. Oh wait.... Does Malaysia count? cause that would be freaking frequent. So frequent that i started to hate going back. I may sound like a fucked up teenager now but seriously, going back to the KamPong? Sit in front of a television staring at bad reception Tv. Its like travelling back to the 1960s. I do admit that its different there, but going there so frequently just kills my whole mood. No Internet, no shows, nothing to do but sit there to feed the hungry mosquitoes, not exactly very tempting huh? Yes there is Britney bitch to play with, but seriously, its a hunting dog, not a Golden retriever.

I am not complaining or anything, okay fine i guess i am, but i seriously wanted it so fucking badly. I just want to get out of this fucked up hell hole for a period of time. Get everything cleared off my mind, come back and start anew. First my parents said Perth, so i thought that i would be heading over to see my brother. I got so hyped up then they change the venue to Taiwan. Okay fine, good food, good shops. I think it will be fun, great! Now they everywhere also don't want to go, wanna go Malaysia and stay in Singapore. wow. how exciting huh?!!! SOMEONE FUCKING KILL ME PLEASE. If you cannot make a promise or a commitment, don't say anything first. Don't make we go hyped up and happy and everything and just crashes me down. I don't even have the mood to study now. Fuck it. I rather they don't make such empty promises at ALL. Every time they do it like there is no harm at all, well i am sorry, i am not going to believe any single word you guys ever say again. I rather you don't say anything so i wont feel anything at all now.

I know there are some of you guys out there rolling your eyes because this fucked up teenager is complaining that he is not going overseas at the end of the year. While some of you practically haven travel before. Well, i am not pissed off about not going overseas, i am just pissed that my parents make such empty promises again. AGAIN. Its not only about travelling but a hell lot of other stuff. Empty promises, if you can't make a commitment, don't make any promises.

GOOD DEED

2010-09-15T22:40:00.002+08:00

I did a good deed today.

Tired.. BUT NOT GIVING UP!

2010-09-14T23:40:00.004+08:00

Ahh.. I am really exhausted and tired. Haven been sleeping much lately i guess. Doing inappropriate and appropriate stuff at the same time.. Oh wait.. DID I MAKE THAT SOUNDS SO WRONG? Haha! Who cares! This Page shall officially be NC16. Herm.. having to get back our results, i would say i did okay for Prelims. Hoping to score higher of course There was a little change in the marks so here is my full score.

English: B3
E Maths: A1
Literature: A2
Bio/Chem: B4
History/ SS: B4
Chinese: B3
L1R4: 13
L1R5: 17

Not exactly very proud if it but its for my juniors to see that miracles could happen. Elephants could fly with their ears and Pigs are Reptiles. Taylor Swift having sex with Kanye West to demand a form of apology. She ain't want no song honey. This is as far as i have come compared to last year. Last year EOY.... Herm.. Let me post out my score so you could see the HUGE difference, Laugh all you want buffet is now up.

English: B4
Chinese: A2
A Maths: F9
E Maths: F9
Bio/Chem: E8
History/SS: F9
Literature: B3
L1R4: 26
L1R5: 35

Yeahup.. That is my score for last year's End of Year. Yes Pretty Beautiful huh! Although i had lost A Maths in the process of awakening, i have not only proven to others but myself that through sheer hard work and determination, nothing is impossible. If you had no idea how the marks above work. Its simple, the lower your score the better it is. FO SERIOUS.

I know that many says that i could only score my current score basically because i don't have A Maths to juggle and flop. Here is my theory... If you are able to keep you A Maths, it means that you are SUPPOSEDLY BETTER THAN ME. You scores would have to be better than mine to keep your A Maths. However, if you can't beat me in any of my subjects, its time to wake up and face reality. Reality is harsh and can be a bitch. But seriously, if i can fucking do it, why can't you.

I am a second grade student because i didn't study hard enough for my EOY last year to maintain my 7 subjects. Sometimes people laugh at me, i took it in, break it into smiles and laughter, but sometimes it does really hurt inside. I know i am lousy and stupid, you need not emphasize on that fact. I am not blaming anyone but myself for this state i am in. I may score Okay marks for Prelims, if what they say is true and everything shift one grade up, i would be fucking over the moon because that would mean that my L1R5 for O levels is a 12. But seriously, that is a lie.

However, my scores may not be convincing enough, but it does shows that with effort and determination nothing is almost impossible, if you score really well for prelims, GOOD FOR YOU! but please stay humble and there are always room for improvements. I would like to use this as a Dedication to all my awesome friends out there as a source of motivation. Nothing will be in your way if you could persevere through all the hardship. Just push everything in your way aside and smash the ending Donut. If you did not score well for your prelims, dont worry, its not the end of the road. ITS THE FUCKING O LEVEL that we are aiming for. I would like to use this to serve as a warning to all the sec 3s. Please, dont think you are in sec three you can slack like fuck, because that is not the way to do it. Have fun but never forget to study. Face it, with a score above 20. There is no way you can get into any good schools.

This is dedicated to everyone out there, but specially dedicated to Illaisha, Geneva and ShuHong. Don't worry, its not the score that we are aiming for, but the fact that we know we tried our best and not let ourselves down. SiMin, don't shoot too much BS okay?! Hahaha! Rina! Don't give up on your Science, if Jordan can do it, So can you! Those who are improving.. GOOD JOB! Keep it up! People like Ethel, Geneva, Illaisha. KEEP UP THE GREAT JOB! Illaisha, Kick some ass, don't give up on Maths, E Maths can ask me for help. A Maths i am really sorry i can't help you. Try Geneva, her A Maths is climbing up like a guy looking at a nude picture of Katy Perry. Need i say more? :P

One Last Thing, Everyone... remember to rest too dont burnt out before the Os!

WIN WIN WIN!!!

2010-09-13T23:27:00.003+08:00

OMG!! I WANTED TO POST SOME BORING SHIT TODAY BUT I JUST WANNA TAKE A BREATH TO CHEER FOR MY DEAR MOTHER MONSTER! SHE IS SO FUCKING AWESOME THAT SHE SWEEP AWAY 8 FREAKING AWARDS AT VMAs EARLIER TODAY. CONGRATZ MOTHER MONSTER! LOOK THROUGH THE VIDEOS AND YOU WILL FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHY I LOVE HER SO SO MUCH AND WHY SHE IS UNIQUE FROM ALL THE OTHER ARTIST IN THE INDUSTRY. SHE LOVE HER FANS LIKE NO ONE ELSE AND SHE SHOWS HER TRUE FEELINGS AND EMOTIONS THROUGH THE AUDIENCE. SO GLAD THAT I LOVE HER AND I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT OTHERS WHO DISSES ABOUT HER. BECAUSE SHE DESERVES THE AWARDS AND LOVE THAT HER FANS GIVE HER.

VIDEO OF THE YEAR AWARD

BEST POP VIDEO

BEST FEMALE VIDEO

NOT ONLY THAT BUT SHE HAD ALSO WON:
BEST COLLABORATION WITH BEYONCE
BEST DANCE MUSIC VIDEO
BEST CHOREOGRAPHY
BEST DIRECTING
BEST EDITING

HOW FREAKING AWESOME IS THAT?!!!

HAIRCUT!

2010-09-12T21:07:00.005+08:00

Okay, i think i am so back into the blogging business. LOL. I don't even care if anyone reads, just wanna have a platform to rant and make noise HAHA! Well, as many of you guys know, tomorrow is the reopening of school after the September holidays, so like all the other cowards who are afraid of failing their hair check. I went to cut my hair.

Okay this is classic. I had always cut at places like those $10 express cut shit thingy. Today i went.. OMG, ITS FLOODED LIKE MAD. Its like 2006 Tsunami all over again. I KID I KID. Since i am Khatib and the express cut dont look like express cut, i have decided to pay the hair saloon that cuts hair for $2 50 a visit. OMg. I swear, that one the queue is super long also. Its like giving out War Rations or something. Okay, i know its cheap and stuff, but SERIOUSLY??!! I was too lazy to walk around looking for more places to cut, as i am still a teenager, i should try saving money also. So i decided to join the queue to claim my fair share of the war ration. That was a BIG MISTAKE. There was two kids there that just simply had no idea what the word BEHAVE and DISCIPLINE means.

They are like 10 to 12? And they are noisy like some drunk ah pek you find along the streets puking after 1 a.m. SCREAMS AND SHOUTS. How Marvellous is that huh?! NOT CUTE AT ALL. Those who said children are cute have to be SHOT DEAD. Babies, Kindergarden children, those i call cute. KIDS ARE HELL.

Worse was that for the hour and 13 mins that i have stayed there waiting like some beggar on the streets, they are just ahead of me. Thank god it was only an hour of hell and 13 mins of peace. The Haircut was an okay experience, Its kinda weird. My hair is TOTAL KUKOO now. LOL I bet i would be laughed at tomorrow. How great! I guess thats it, if after tuition tomorrow i have the energy and strength, i shall post again, provided retarded things will happen la. I shall show you the before and after of my hair. It looks the same actually, just the new one looks more kukoo. Bye!

BEFORE

AFTER. You see i got so disgusted with myself that i cannot even smile properly :(

This was the previous hair cut at the $10 bucks express one. LOL

DISCLAIM. I DO NOT CAMWHORE. THANK YOU. THEY ARE TAKEN FOR YOU TO SEE HOW UGLY I AM. THANKS! :D

Insomnia..

2010-09-12T04:16:00.008+08:00

YES, ITS FREAKING 4 16 a.m and i am not sleeping. Yay ME! Had been doing Maths since just now. There will be Maggisa's lesson tomorrow and i am not sleeping tonight. Who in their sane mind would do that? ME of course. Got really sick and tired of Revision these days. :( I need someone to SAVE ME FROM THIS MADNESS!

Anyway, Since i am not sleeping lets just recap what i did for the September Holidays. Herm.... There is going to be a very LONG list, so be prepared

1. Nothing
2. Nothing
3. Nothing
4. Nothing
5. Nothing
6. Study
7. Blogged
8. Facebook(ed)
9. Sleep
10. Sing
11. Bath
12. Eat
13. Rot
14. Study
15. Study
16. Study
17. Study
18. Study
19. Study
20. Study
21. Nothing
22. Nothing
23. Nothing
24. Nothing
25. Nothing
26. Nothing
27. Nothing
28. Nothing
29. Watched the whole Season 7 of Project Runway
29. Nothing
30. Nothing

Well. That practically sums up everything i did during the holidays. Filled with NOTHING and NOTHING PRODUCTIVE! I cannot believe that i didn't bake at ALL. Seriously, even i am surprised by that. Maybe tomorrow i would bake lemon fairy cakes. Herm.. Thought about it for a very long time already. Maybe la. Lately during the Holidays i have totally transformed into a nocturnal animal. I swear i am damn nocturnal nowadays, i sleep at 5 30 a.m? and wake up at like 11 p.m? LOL i could have slept longer, but then my parents would have slapped me. I shall not risk it then HAHA!

So I wasted my September holidays, How about you? Did anything productive? LOL

Videos to Enjoy!

2010-09-11T23:30:00.002+08:00

I came across this group, They really do do a great job, So i just hope you would enjoy their videos. :D

THis one is Weird but pretty cool concept. Dont ask if the guys are Gays, because i have no clue either. NO DISCRIMINATION ALLOWED!

This group are a group of gays, it is a dedication to Katy Perry. Not that bad huh! Get use to it.

THis one is REally hilarious!

Please take time to watch through the above one. Its really good. LOL

This is for Illaisha's entertainment. LOL THis is NigaHiga! LOL

THis one is really funny also. LOL

I am Back!! With a PUNCH!

2010-09-11T20:05:00.006+08:00

Hello SEXY PEOPLE! Yes I know, you could sneeze and cough blood when you are here in my blog. The dust is so high that it probably could drown me... Okay wait... i feel like i just insulted myself for being short. Okay NEVERMIND. Lets move on shall we? Anyway, ALOT have happened during the past two and a half months?

Okay first up let me talk about the Campfire. I bet alot of you have known. It was pretty bad. Not my members of course. But thanks to the other stupid people who had no appreciation for all the hard work and effort they totally disheartened my whole team. My Members did great, only dumb and stupid people had no appreciation for it. Please.. there was not even any sincerity in anyone who thank them. Some never even bother to thank anyone of them. They volunteered and yet you guys showed so much attitude. SERIOUSLY? WHATS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE! Please be more grateful you stuck up morons.

Forget it, i don't wanna get all over it again. Well.. Whats the next epic thing that happened? I seriously cannot remember at ALL. Ahhhh Other than the fact that i screw up my fucking Chinese 'O' level. YES! I scored only a B3 for it and oral at least i got a Distinction la. But then it just sucks to see that i only had a B3 for Mother Tongue. I am sorry if i offend anyone when i say this because i felt like i am always the dumb and stupid one. I only had 6 subjects, all my friends around me are so much more smarter and wiser. Like seriously, even my family members make me feel that way. So what if i am just a tiny bit smarter by tiny i mean tiny, so minute that it is paper thin than some of my friends in E Maths, I still don't have A Maths compared to them. I am still in a fucking combine science stream. Yes i know i practically offended like half the teenagers in Singapore now, but i am sorry, my family just crashed up my brain to think it that way. They made combine science people look like some useless idiot, my dad degrades the occupation wait i mean PROFESSION of a Chef into somewhat a Toilet cleaner... Now how supportive of him huh!

But So What?! People always tells me that i am living my life, but seriously do i even have a choice now? I bet i am on this topic for like a million times but whatever. Herm.. What else happened... Oh OH! AI is going nuts, throwing us tons of mock exams and test and shit like that. Heard that during our supposed Study break, we would have to go back to school everyday for lessons and exams.. Herm.. SO MUCH FOR STUDY BREAK?! I guess they realised how lousy we are during prelims. HAHA.

So i guess thats all for my current post? Oh Yeah! Thanks to all who wished me Happy Birthday. You guys are awesome. :D Live your dreams bitches, be your own monsters!

New VIDEOS~!!!

2010-06-17T23:39:00.003+08:00

KATY PERRY'S NEW VIDEO. CALIFORNIA GIRLS! HOT and this is what i meant by CANDY LAND.

Pretty Nice SOng, by CHarice

B.O.B Feat Hayley Williams AirPlane Music video. Dedication to ILLAISHA RAMLI.

To Sir With Love

2010-06-16T01:42:00.003+08:00

my previous post is VERY lengthy and i bet its damn tiring to read. Hahahah! Anyway, got kinda touched by this song, so wanted to dedicate this to all those who have helped me grown along the way for 15-16 years of my life. TO sir/mdm with lots and lots of LOVE~~~ LOL AWWWWWW!

Screwed up

2010-06-16T00:30:00.004+08:00

TOday, okay now its like Yesterday, Was so FUCKING SCREWED UP. I shall not elaborate much as those who were present know what i am referring to. YEs, ITS ALL ALWAYS MY FUCKING PROBLEM AND MY FUCKING FAULT. ALWAYS.

Anyway with that aside, after lunch was like so much better than in the morning, which was like hell. GOd, Kill me.... After lunch we changed venue from AVA theater to Dance Studio. Everyone seems so much more relaxed and comfortable. Not to Mention that Bad Romance is really taking pretty good shape, Its SSOOOOOOO MUCH better compared to previous practices. They kinda got the hang of it which is AWESOME. Many things got screwed up and alot of changes had been made again... as USUAL. But no choice what, what can i do? I try to fight for myself in the end, become like my fault, i try to fight for my performers become i try to spoil them and they will not listen and respect me if i let them lax. Waa, what kind of bullshit are you giving me man? Don't you dare to fucking say that its no one's fault but its just the generations difference. Please, as modern society starts to take over useless gay virgins. We have to revolve around with it and not stay stagnant. Like i have said, If you want something like any other stupid Campfire, there is no fucking need to get me as a Programme Ic, you can just get any one to do it, why waste my time? If all my ideas are scraped off, and i keep listening to others opinion and respecting them by carrying them out, is it my problem? Is it my fault that this shit is taking place? Am i not listening to others? if i am, then why am i defensive when what i am trying to do is not to waste anyone else's effort? SORRY, IF YOU THINK THEY HAVEN BEEN PUTTING IN EFFORT, AT LEAST I KNOW I AM, ERMANDA IS AND SO ARE MY PERFORMERS. THEY ARE DOING THIS FOR SCOUTS, FOR SCOUTS. WHEN OUR OWN FUCKING BOYS HAVE NO INTEREST I WILL HAVE TO BEG MS D TO GET THE DRAMA INVOLVED. I WOULD NEED TO GET THE GUIDES INVOLVED. WHEN I SEND IN PROPOSALS AND NO COMMENTS IN GIVEN, I WOULD JUST CARRY ON WITH THEM AND NOT THINK ABOUT IT, BECAUSE I WOULD HAVE THINK THAT IT IS ALREADY ACCEPTED. SO IS IT MY PROBLEM THAT SUDDENLY SO MANY NEW SHIT POP OUT AND I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THEM. YOU SAY IF I CONTINUE WITH MY ATTITUDE AND MY CHARACTER IN THIS MANNER, I WOULD NEVER SUCCEED IN LIFE. OH YOU JUST SEE, YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE. I AM NOT GOING TO CHANGE WHO I AM BECAUSE YOU FUCKING SAID SO, BECAUSE WHEN THERE IS A WILL, THERE WILL BE A WAY, I CAN STILL FUCKING SUCCEED IN MY LIFE AND BE SO SO MUCH MORE BETTER THAN YOU. WHO ARE YOU ANYWAY? WHO ARE YOU TO CRITICISE OTHERS AND NOT LOOK AT YOURSELF IN THE FUCKING MIRROR? YOU THINK YOU ARE ALL SO GOOD BECAUSE OF YOUR SCHOOL AND YOU THINK YOU ARE SUCCESSFUL IN LIFE? OH NO NO NO! DONT GIVE ME BULLSHIT WHEN YOU CANNOT EVEN BE COMPARED TO WHAT MY DAD HAS ACHIEVED WITH JUST HIS LITTLE PINKY. HE COULD CRUSH YOU EASILY WITH IT. DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE SAY THAT I HAVE MY NEGATIVE ATTRIBUTES BECAUSE I INHERITED THEM FROM MY PARENTS, THEN YOUR PARENTS MUST HAVE BEEN THE MOST HIDEOUS DOGS EVER.

MY DANCERS AND PERFORMERS ARE AMAZING AND WONDERFUL ALRIGHT?! THEY JOIN WITHOUT THE KNOWING OF THE FACT THAT THEY MIGHT GET CIP OF PARTICIPATION POINTS. I TOLD THEM THAT THEY MIGHT ONLY GET. THEY WILLINGLY JUST GIVE THEIR TIME UP FOR SCOUTS. FOR JUST THIS PLAIN REASON, I THINK ITS JUST FUCKING ENOUGH EVIDENCE THAT THEY SHOULD BE APPRECIATED AND NOT THROWN ASIDE AND MADE USED OF BY US. THEY ARE FUCKING HUMANS, THEY ARE SUCH AMAZING PEOPLE THAT ARE HONESTLY WAY WAY BETTER THAN ANY OTHER SCOUT BOYS. DONT YOU FUCKING DARE SAY THAT THEY ARE BAD INFLUENCE ON ME WHEN I CAN JUST SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH BY SAYING THAT I AM WHO I AM BECAUSE OF HOW SCOUTS HAVE CHANGED AND DESTROYED MY PERCEPTION ON LIFE. I HAVE TO STAND UP FOR MYSELF BE IT AGGRESSIVE OR NOT. I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF I OFFEND ANYONE. I JUST WANT TO BE ACCOUNTABLE TO MYSELF.

THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME IN SCOUTS IS GETTING TO KNOW FARHAN AND ERMANDA, NOT TO MENTION THE GUIDES. THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME IN AI IS GETTING TO KNOW ALL MY FUCKING AMAZING FRIENDS WHO HALF OF THEM ARE IN THE FUCKING PROGRAMME. EVEN ILLAISHA MAKE AN EFFORT TO COME ALL THE WAY DOWN WHEN SHE CAN JUST REST AT HOME AND SLLLEEEEPPPPP. I DONT CARE IF SHE COMES TO PLAY OR WHAT, I JUST WANT TO THANK HER FOR JUST BEING THERE WITH US, TO MAKE THE DAY A WHOLE LOT BETTER.

I AM ONLY DEFENSIVE WHEN YOU ARE GETTING DEFENSIVE YOURSELF AND START SHOOTING CRAP. I will not be able to evade your craps, so i will take in as much as i can until my tolerance level is broken through and i will only shoot A LITTLE back. Everyone has their own limits, if you know me well enough, i am a fucking guy with fucking good patience level, if you manage to get me hot on my seat, you must have been really intolerable. HONESTLY, NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN ME GETTING ANGRY BEFORE. When i get real angry, please dont be surprise that i am actually capable of throwing knives and chairs and table or any shit that i can get my hands on at you. You know my strength, you better not fucking mess with me and my friends. You are are not a teacher, i could have swore that you would have been in the sewage drain screaming for help already. I had have enough, aint i good enough to those who get on my nerves already? So please dont add on to this flame burning inside.

One sentence to sum it all up. ME AND MY FRIENDS ARE FUCKIGN AWESOME PEOPLE, DONT YOU EVERY DARE FUCKING MESS WITH THEM AND CRITICIZE THEM WHEN THEY ARE TRYING SO HARD, ARE WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT SO DIFFICULT TO COME OUT OF YOUR HORRENDOUS MOUTH? Like you have said, all the other teachers in school Love me, they love me for reasons, not for fun or because i look like a cute round nerd, they like me because of my personality and dont you are your scouts destroy it and change me into something that i hate and many others will hate. I rather all you guys hate me then the rest of those others who appreciate who i really am and not my fucking fake facade that you want me to pretend to be.

My Programmes people are fucking awesome and nothing you say will ever change that. You can change my script, my ideas, my style, you can change every single shit to what you like and destroy every single piece of me and Ermanda in the programme, throwing us only like shit work to do and at the end of the day you claim every single credit as usual. No one tell you to do it for us, you took it upon yourself, honestly, you are so not welcomed. Is it that hard to let it just be a fucking student's production? You can never ever change who they are and who we are. We are not going to be that insecure yet arrogant and ignorant moron you see in the mirror.

All would be enough if i had them.

If i had you guys, all is enough, thank you guys, sincerely from the bottom of my heart.

American idol version. The original one is the bottom video.

I so wish i could bust that window of that lousy act cool sports car.

Tiramisu

2010-06-10T17:26:00.015+08:00

Okay, this is my first post on a step by step basis recipe for one of the most famous Italian desert in the world, Tiramisu. I made it for my Dad's Birthday, the rough budget spending on the ingredients is around $35 - $45. The ingredient that cost up to more than half of the money is actually the essential ingredient for Tiramisu, which is none other than Mascarpone. Many may have problems with finding Sponge fingers, also known as Lady's fingers in Singapore. You can find them in Cold Storage now because they just brought in the stocks recently or you could buy them at where i bought them at, Three-Sixty Market Place, Ion Orchard, where there are much much more variety and higher in quality. The recipe is taken from FoodNetwork by Chef Gale Gang, because i have Muslim friends so i had removed alcohol products from the recipe so that it will be cool for my muslim friends to eat. :D Although its no longer like the original or traditional recipe, it still taste as good although its flavour is not as intense.

Ingredients:

7 yolks
1 cup sugar for yolks
3 cups or 1 (750-gram) container mascarpone
4 1/2 tablespoons water
1 1/2 tablespoons powdered gelatin
3 egg whites
1/4 cup sugar for whites
1 cup heavy cream, whipped
2 1/2 cups cooled espresso
1/2 cup kalhua
20 to 24 ladyfingers
1 cup chocolate shavings

I have not been able to find heavy cream yet, so i have changed it to Pure cream instead. Expresso can also be changed if you like to have it the budget way. Just have some coffee of around the same intensity.

Add Sugar to 7 Yolks.

Whip yolks and sugar until thick and pale in color (ribbon stage)

Next add Mascarpone to the Yolk Mixture

After adding, start whipping until well incorporated.

Mean while pour water into a small bowl then pour powdered gelatin over it. Do not stir. Allow gelatin to absorb all of the water (about 15 minutes)

Your Mascarpone batter should look somewhat like the picture above.

Start boilling some water in a smaller pot to prepare the double boiler.

Once the gelatin had fully absorb the water from the saucepan, put it on top of the boiling water which should be removed from heat.

Prepare egg whites in another mixing bowl.

Then stir the Gelatin until its completely dissolved.

Start whipping the egg whites until soft peak forms.

More whipping should be done.

5 mins more should be more than enough.

By now, all the gelatin powder should be completely dissolved

Gently Pour the liquid gelatin into the egg white mix and whip to a glossy stiff peak.

3 more mins after this stage should be enough for stiff peak to form.

Whipped cream.

Fold whites into mascarpone and yolk mixture then fold in whipped cream.

Fold until all is well incorporated.

Prepare coffee in a flatter plate like bowl for easier dipping of Sponge fingers.

Get ready your pretty Pans and glass cups!

These are sponge fingers if you had no clue about it.

Prepare for a quick dip of the sponge fingers.

Just LIGHTLY dip the Sponge fingers on both sides, if too much it will be soaked and become soggy.

For glass cup, start tearing the sponge fingers and place them at the bottom of the cup.

Then cover it with the Mascarpone mixture and carry on the previous step.

The next layer of sponge fingers.

Cover again with Mascarpone mix

Then carry on until the cup is filled up fully.

Then dust the top with cocoa powder and add a few shards of Dark Chocolate.

Fridge it up and until it has fully set and SERVE!

The same goes with the Glass Pan, first layer of sponge fingers.

Then continue layering.

Dust it with cocoa powder and Dark chocolate shards

Chill until set and SERVE!

I hope this helps and i hope you enjoy your very own TIRAMISU!

ALEJANDRO!

2010-06-09T00:15:00.001+08:00

Lady Gaga's new video. ALeJandro. AMAZING NUTS!! LOVE HER TILL THE DAY I DIE. LOL

DA DICK!

2010-06-07T22:53:00.014+08:00

Woo! Back in Singapore, although its only just one simple day and night in Malaysia. It had totally made me realise the fact of how simplicity can bring about happiness in everyday's life. You would not need any banquet and you will still be able to taste the wonder of amazing food, you need to kill sharks just to eat their fucking fins, you had no need to kill dogs just to eat their meat, there is definitely not a need to eat monkey brains, RAW. I am not promoting like a new healthy and happy lifestyle here, not promoting being a vegan or vegetarian, but seriously you can still enjoy the wonders of food without the expenses of any other unnecessary animals life that are not meant for such purposes. Come on, seriously, MONKEY BRAIN? THat is just plain sick. ( not against any country or race ). Its not like this post will help or anything, but the thing is that the demand for such food needs to go DOWN. Next time, maybe when you start working or holding wedding dinners and its time for you to threat dinner and stuff like that. Please Please! Think of the Sharks, don't order shark fins, don't need to be scared of losing face or anything, you are saving the environment as you help these animals in their ecosystem.

So normally in wedding dinners, there will be 800 to 1000 over tables, if you are able to educate the 800 tables of guest on the fact of such bloody food, the demand of it would definitely start going down. Do you raise a shark in your pool or fish tank so that when it grows up, you can just saw its fucking fin off and throw it back into the tanks/pool? HELL NO! Seriously, what is so bloody nice about the fin anyway? Its just some flimsy cartilage that taste weird. Yes, i have eaten shark fins before and seriously, i only like the soup, the fin dont give you any much nutritional value anyway, so whats the point? For the shiokness of eating them? " WOAH! TODAY I EAT THE SHARK FIN FROM THAT 5 STAR RESTAULANT HOR!!! WO LAO EH! I TELL YOU AH! ITS FLOM A VELLY BIG GLEAT WITE SARK LEH!!! YEAH YEAH!! THAT SARK FLOM THE MOBIE JAWS LIKE THAT ONE! WA SI BEI BIG I TELL YOU! WA COST ME A BOMB TO EAT IT LEH! BUT NEBERMIND ONE LA! I TELL YOU I LIM PEI GOT THE MONEY MAH! SO?" Is it a social status? Does it fucking represents your social status in the life when you speak in some broken language? i rather you spend that amount of money on English tuition. Anyway, its an example of a typical ______. (Fill in your own blank). Yes, not all people in the world eat it just for the shiokness of the fin, neither its for the "nutritional value" of the shark fin, but they eat it on Big occasions like Chinese weddings or Chinese New Year when your parents just order them then in order to show face to those around the table eating it, you must like act act eat abit abit. But can you just imagine a typical wedding dinner reception. One person one bowl of shark fin, in one bowl lets say its a quarter of the fin. a dinner reception could easily goes up to 800 tables not to mention higher numbers for richer families. so in ONE wedding dinner, easily 200 fins just gone. Poof, just like that. Is it worth it? Yes, just by not eating one bowl doesn but start influencing others may help bit by bit. Peopl will think like "Aiya! the Shark also die already! Don't let it die in vain la!" Then we just eat it.

Yes, me saying this kind of stuff is not gonna help much, but i hope the next time you see shark fin, i would like you to take a step back and think about how the sharks die, finless sinking to the bottom of the ocean. If the knowledge of such hideous acts start spreading and demands of such food would go down. With less business, restaurants will take in less stocks of Fins, which means that those sea fishermans will have a less demand for fins, means they kill less sharks, means they can go home earlier to their family members and stuff and not on the unpredictable dangerous waters. you are not only helping the Sharks but also the fishmongers. Yes they seems to be earning less money, but they could increase the price of such food in the market, it will never go away, they could go find some other fish to fish also since they are so good in the high seas. If sharks goes extinct, would there even be business them?

For dogs and minkey brains i would so not want to touch on them, ITS PLAIN DISGUSTING. Do you buy a dog and rear it at home just to kill it and eat it? What? Got Curry dog one ah? Or Anjing REndang? LOL ANJING RAMLY BURGERS. That was just a random comment. Especially to the muslims, its not an insult.

Seriously. Anyway, enough talking about saving Gaia. Its time for the " Life With Gaga PUSSEH!" That would be me. LOL. Went back to Malaysia to visit my poor grandparents living in a big house all by themselves. Big i mean Kampong style of big houses, not Mansion. So i aint flauting about any shit here in case people get the wrong idea. Nothing much happen actually just another day in the hot and stuffy Kampong, Only one NEW discovery.

Remember my Grandparents having this hunting dog names Betty? Dont remember nevermind, later show you the picture, I had just found a new name for her. I was sitting right next to it any i was like, " Betty is such an ugly name, lets give you a new one!" I threw like a ball and its suppose to fetch it back, so i was like Betty! Betty! It just totally ignore me. Then i gave up calling her that, then she carried the ball back to me in its mouth. Then i was like, okay, looks like you really hate Betty too huh! So i was like herm.. since you are a bitch, how about.. MILEY!! MILEY CYRUS!! like SHane's Dog! She totally ignored me, so i gave it like how about... LADY GAGA! GAGA PUSSY!!! THen it ignored me again, looking around. THen i just keep throwing names, like Demi, Selena, Megan Fox, Tyra Banks, oprah.. (dont ask why), Ellen, Paula, Kara, Hayley, Paris Hilton, XiaXue, it just ignore me. I was like how about Whitney Houston? It just turned and walk away, could not be bothered at ALL.

I gave a last try as it was walking away.. "BRITNEY SPEARS??" It Barked like Mad and ran back to me. So i guess that speaks for it. I let her listen to Britney's song and it started barking and "dance" around. LOL. Her name is Britney then.. LOL After on Sunday, i was planning to head over to my cousins house in JB to visit them, so i could like sort of drop by Illai's house to throw stones at it also.

But then instead we decided to head back to Singapore to go East Coast with the rest of my cousins in Singapore. So we headed back instead of going to my cousin's house. LOL No more stone throwing at Illai's house. LOL of which after eating their food stomach pain... Had a BLast at East coast with My cousins, RIde bicycle and stuff. After which go eat seafood, TRUST ME, NO SHARK FIN. LOL I tell you the restaurant service was disgusting, so was the food, and it fucking caused a bomb. Our whole family like 20 of us? was sp fucking pissed off that they actually try to give us crap to eat, yes, crap not CRAB. its CRAP. I tell you, even the porridge that my grandma makes in the Kampong taste so much nicer. Its suppose to be a good seafood restaurant because my father side all like money will never ever use finish one. So they went to a pretty good one. In the end they serve crap and their service is so fucked up. This following is a fucking warning to morons out there who try to mess with my family or me. We acted totally like Mafia bosses even the young one, acted like some chao Ah Lian. Hahaha! i swear its damn fun. Its like everyone collaborated to it la, super fun, even my grandpa. STuPid Restaurant.

Actually the younger ones acting skills not so good yet, so only manage to act either Ah bengs and Ah Lians or Spoilt Brats which honestly we don't. We are very very friendly people. Hahahaha! Cold Laughter. The adults i tell you, SUPER POWER ONE. All Golden Globe, Oscar, Emmy winners one. I am suprise none of them are in Mediacorp acting. LOL The Adults acted like some royalty like that, especially my aunt, she was so good that i literally believed that it is her. LOL.

Waitress, "Yes Miss? How can i help you? Can faster abit? WE still have other tables to serve."

WA LAO EH, I TELL YOU, BOOMZ EVERYONE WENT MAD.

My Aunt, " Excuse me, MISS, do YOU know who WE are? You DARE TO speak to us in such Language? I could just make a simple 10 seconds phone call and i am able to close your shop down. I dare you to repeat what you just say?"

The waitress just went silent and started apologizing.

LOL Then they think they pacify the adults can already. Wa lao, i tell you they treat the teens like fucked up crap la. Then its time for us to show our power. Hahahha! Me made the waitress go through hell. Every five seconds some one would pour the water into the plants and ask for refill and then every 1 min, someone would "ACCIDENTALLY" drop one of the utensils and ask for a new one. Every New Dish, we would ask for a new plate. Every time the plate dont look shiny, we complain and ask for replacement. How beautiful are we?

Dare show us attitude wa lao eh! Never die before. I know its so not environmental friendly la, but they was plates in batches, so it doesn matter. THen the waitress got fed up with the water thing and gave us two jugs of water. LOL then we just keep drinking lor, then keep asking for refill only. If we carry one water the plants i swear it will die. LOL. So moral of the story is never mess with my family. We give you living hell.

Many Fucked up shit happened about the stupid scouts campfire again. Totally lost and fucked up for words, damn pissed off also. But you know what? I dont give a damn at all actually. I just lost 95% of my drive for scouts already. the other 5% are the friends that i meet in scouts, FarHan, Ermanda, Azhim, Shan, they are nice and awesome people that give me reasons to stay and help them. I cannot be irresponsible to quit now after pulling the Guides and Odds into this mess, so i guess thats another reason that contributes to the 5%. Scouts is officially FUCKED UP.

Now i guess, its PHOTO time!! I am going to spam photos. I bet this is going to be another one of my LONGEST Post. GOd BLess The HOly Virgins of Gaga, My Family, My friends and of course my readers. Take care and Peace Out!

Hey Hey! I extra abit luh!

My two AMAZING brothers. White one is the eldest one. Darn it, damn sian at home alone without them.. :(

This is the fucked up restaurant that we went to. DONT GO THERE!

Rocker PornSak! Hahah! From certain angle i swear he looks like Pornsak. LOL

Asian Buffy the Vamp-dick Slayer.. LOL

Failed attmpt of jump shot. Apparantly the old people can't jump very well. LOL

Hahah! Act romantic with bunch of cattails, but i prefer my own retarded shots. :D

2nd Bro with Cousin GWei. I really think they look more like brothers than me and my brother. Herm...

Hahah! Steffi Looks pissed off with me taking her unglam shots all the time. Pornsak seems to enjoy it somehow. LOL

They are the authentic siblings LOL. Got la, look the same one LOL

LOve the Ocean. Its amazing nuts.

Random shot, i dont have anyone muslim in my family, No raciaL PREJUDICE HERE.

Random shot of East Coast.

Herm.. I guess the Oil Spill effect is gone la, Good Job Singapore!

Aw.... So sweet. GOSH, they forget i am there is it? Damn cold la! LOL

I had no idea why i take this picture. I guess its the way how that talisman swings.

ELECTRIC TOWERS. I bet you dont see them in Singapore right?!

CLouds! i wonder what do people see in their shapes?

Palm tree plantation. Dad is Speeding, cannot take a pretty shot of its disgustingly neat arrangement.

My Pretteehhhhh GrandMa with Britney. RAAAWRRRR...

I guess this just means i am bored in the car?

ANother boredom shot. LOL

I like the Effect of this Photo, i take no digital photography, neither is my aesthetic sense very good, but to me, this is amazingly nuts.

Another shadow effect. its amazing.

The yellow flowers are interesting, they only bloom when there the sun is rising, in the afternoon they just die. Cool right? they are like students. LOL

More cloud pictures to entertain cloudy people... herm.. wonder what does that means...

More CLouds?!!! I love this cloud picture the most. Its Cool, different shades.

ROTTING BIRD IN NET! It is to prevent like stuff from flying into the roof to make nest and breed and stuff. So it just manages to catch stuff in it. I dont really know if my grandparents saw it, or they just couldnt be bothered to get it down, but it is Pretty mush decomposed. There were a few times there were bats, squirrels, more birds, beetles ( super huge ones, Like Palm size) and i think once or twice i think its snakes or monkeys. LOL

Hey! Hi Britney bitch!!

I bet she is feeling hot all over just for you.... One two three.... I hope she is not the one caught in between or she is so gonna get pregnant. LOL Horny kampong dogs. They tried fucking her once outside the house, i was there as i was like what the fuck???? I swore i Britney was pissed off at that horny dog and biteits Pee Pee.. LOL. I think the dog had no idea that britney was a hunting dog. LOL. Its bite is really owhpmmm... Not that i have tried, but i saw what it did to a guy who tried sneaking into the house when everyone is asleep. Hahahha! I think i never tell you the story. Let me be a wind bag, hahhaa! There was once a bulgar tried to sneak into the house when we were asleep. i guess that time Britney was in the BAckyard and our cars were parked outside the house, so the bulgar thought no ones home. All he get was a huge surprise when Britney charged up and bit his thigh and barked like nuts. We all woke and and took stuff and start beating up that bulgar. Police are pretty much useless. So we thought him a lesson our style. Hahaha! quite a bloody scene, literally. Britney was hungry i guess, it just hung onto that guys thigh like its from KFC of something. His whole leg was bleeding like mad. Then we beat up the guy with like shovel and rake and any possible shit we have in our hands. hahaha! THen we just let that poor guy off and hold britney back. Owww, the blood on its mouth is so... BOOMZ! Our family cool right? Hahahhaa!

想死

2010-05-29T22:49:00.004+08:00

最近的压力和学业真是快要把我逼疯了。　在一个没有生命的尸体里活着有用吗？　在一个没有灵魂的尸体，　有再多的爱，友情，温暖都是多余的。　该如何把自己那迷了路的魂魄找回来呢？有时我真的非常想跪下来，躲在一个角落头大哭一场。想就此放弃，希望可以把全部的全部都扔下，把所有的压力都拋在后头，连转眼都不转，掉头就走。可是我做不到，我不够忍心，不够勇气，我做不出这些不负债任的动作，我做不出这些只对我有好处的行为。我不可以不顾别人的感受，我不能这么潇洒的扔下一直在身旁默默支持我鼓励我的人。谢谢你们让我勇敢的向前走。你们自己知道是谁我就不多说了，总而言之真的非常谢谢你们的爱于关怀。　尤其是你，你默默的爱，我知道了，我也感受得到。辛苦了。:)

Omg My Door is back.

2010-05-29T16:26:00.004+08:00

My Brother is back and so is my non-existence door. Hahaha! Okay I shall not dwell on the sad truth of things of the passing of an awesome friend and brother. May he lived happily in the skies with the stars, clouds and blue skies. May he be blesssed and missed always. Thank you so much for being there.

Thank YOu, For treating me better than my own brother, hahaha! Bless you and Rest in awesome peace.

THis is WAY AWESOME.

Exposed

2010-05-26T22:38:00.002+08:00

Hahaha! This is way Awesome. Had Tonnes of fun today and Yesterday. Yesterday was the Heats for the Sports day which was today! Surprisingly we had managed to get into the finals which means we had a place in the finale today!! WOOOO!!! Which somehow we got thrid place. Oh i also forget to apologize for leaving this blod dusty and rusty, but as you know, the usual busy me. Hahahaha! Stuck on Farmville nowadays, Like what the fuck. yes, FARMVILLE. It seriously helps to destress and i found another thing that can definitely help to destress. HANGING OUT WITH A BUNCH OF CRAZY RETARDS. You know its really different when you hang out with different gang of people. Like i currently had two group of friends who are amazingtastic which no such word exist but yes it does exist in GuangLiang's Dictionary.

One is of course the Group you guys more often see me around with recently is the Ethel group, which consist of Ethel, Shu and JiaEn. This group i really dont know how to describe it, but it somehow kinda fall short to me as a close friend group that is really crazy and retarded which i am, i think its mainly because of the different kind of personality they had compared to my another group of friends who are kinda like Pornstars. HAhahaha! Kidding! Simin its a compliment right?!! Hahah! Ethel's group is more of like cool, lay low kind and stuff somehow its just that, sometimes we get all crazy and retarded and stuff, but other then those time, everyone is like having their own stuff to do, its like everyone is TOO different, i dont know to explain this to you but i hope that you will understand. Yes you, you know who you are and i dont need to say it. Its not the fact that i am drifting away from you guys, its just that i was just being selfish. You have to agree that we indeed have very very different personality and stuff, you have your own mindset and thinking, Shu has her own, JiaEn practically goes with the flow, and me who is totally unusual and out of the place everywhere i go. We are like of opposite worlds, its even a miracle that we had unknowingly become that close. You are not ready yet, not now, there is too much in your life that is killing you, you need not have another distraction. Its all my fault and none of yours, you need to understand why i am doing this, putting you at an arms length. I dont need to tell you the actual reason, because it is not necessary. I just need you to take one step back and breathe in and look at the bigger picture. Maybe by then you will understand why. I mean like, we are still awesome friends and stuff, but maybe there will still be a gap between us that may never be crossed unless we put real hard effort into it, which none of us will have the energy and strength to. Its never your fault, its never anyone's fault, we are just from different planets i guess, LOL and its hard trying to put so much effort into closing the gap.

On the Other hand i had these crazy bunch of morons who are close to me, i feel like they are my real family members even i don't know why the bloody hell i feel that way. Its just that maybe their personality is so boomz and stuff that i dont feel out of place and i dont feel like i am the only crazy one. Yes, i am a fucking retard that no one can understand, but somehow, with SiMin's group i just readily let it all out, all my retardedness and stuff, i dare to just directly flush them out without feeling any awkwardnessand stuff that i feel sometimes with Ethel's group, I dont dare to say that SiMin's group treat me as their close friend and stuff, but i dare to say that i do take them as my friends who somehow give me a sense of security. Well, as you know i had been close with Illaisha since Sec one actually other then a few conflicts and also with Simin since lower sec, we had great times together and maybe thats why i don't feel the restrain of controlling my retardedness. I dont hang out with them much actually because i am just like a floating raft. I dont have a distinct group of friends that i am with 24/7 unlike alot of others. I guess i aint a very good friend to be around with, i often doubt myself and dare not go too close to a group, afraid of rejections afraid of being outcasted, thats why i would always have a fake facade on the outside.

I feel like i am totally exposing myself to everyone now, i feel like i am so lost and i am not even sure about posting all this. But i know i have to for others to understand me better and accept me into their life. I dunno where i will go after this, but i hope everything remains at its status quo.

I am ugly, fat, selfish, horrible, stubborn, aggressive, fucked up, lame, retarded, really useless, stupid, slow, sensitive, faggot, moron, idiot etc. With one whole bunch of negative attributes you guys still want me as a friend?

Of course not to forget few of my awesome and marvelous friends from guides and Scouts that never fails to make me laugh, Ermanda, Farhan, Naz, Kavi. These four had never failed to cheer me up all the times and although we dont hang out all the time, but the time i spend with them is so little yet so much. I always enjoy being with them because they are like crazy people also. Its like a never ending chain of retarded events after one person starts it off. They are just really really good friends and awesome people to be with. Maybe we knew each other slightly later or stuff like that that maybe a trust bond is not build up yet. We dont really understand each other very well, but after all, they are just simply marvelous.

Now i am caught in the middle, I had no idea what to do. Can someone save me? I am so fucking lost.

May god bless the Holy Virgins of Gaga, My friends, family and readers. Take care and good luck.

This was a footage before Lady Gaga became famous, She is still awesome and plays really good music. Enjoy.

A performance by Stefani Germanotta, aka Lady gaga, Its really awesome and i hope you enjoy it.

Lyrics for Captivated.

One look and Im done
One glance from your eyes and Im captivated
The taste of your skin
The warmth of your hungry lips has me so taken
And I love the way you can make me dance from miles away
When Im with you Im so sedated Im captivated by you.
Youre just like the wind cause everything moves when youre around
The sun is just like the sound of your voice in the morning when you light my world up
And I love the way you can make me dance from miles away
When Im with you Im never jaded Im captivated
Ill never stop believing in this crazy love we're leading
Sugar hold me close and make me sweeter I need you, I love you
So please show me that smile make me laugh for just a little while
Then breathe me one breath I only need one to fill the emptiness
And I love the way you can make me dance from miles away
Its been so long but now Ive waited and now Im captivated

Lyrics to Electric Kiss

We are a generation, twisted by a myth.
Confused and ludicrous.
Holding onto love.

Consumed by all the pleasures in out midst.
A life with all the lips weve kissed.
And losing all control.

Were gonna start a resistance.
We want independence.
Were gonna give the world some of this.

Electric Kiss.
Im gonna change the world with my lips.
One voice forever, well live together in
Peace, Love, Solitude and Happiness.
Electric Kiss.

Fame is our felony; were so in love with it.
Some superstars and masochists who dont know
Where to go.

But the poets and the fighters of our time.
Put down their weapons and their rounds.
And know what they must do.

Theyre gonna start a resistance.
They want independence.
Theyre gonna give the world some of this.

Electric Kiss.
Im gonna change the world with my lips.
One voice forever, well live together in
Peace, Love, Solitude and Happiness.

Electric Kiss.
Im gonna change the world with my lips.

Oh, One voice forever, well live together in
Peace, Love, Solitude and Happiness.
Electric Kiss, Kiss.

I LOVE FLASH MOBS!!!!

2010-05-08T00:30:00.002+08:00

OKAY, I DONT KNOW IF YOU KNOW THIS THING ABOUT ME. I FREAKING FREAKING LOVE FLASH MOBS!!!! I THINK THEY ARE AWESOME AND STUFF. HOW MARVELOUS. DON'T YOU JUST THINK THAT ITS AMAZING ON HOW PEOPLE JUST POP OUT OF NOWHERE AND GANGS STARTS TO DANCE AND DO CRAZY THING TOGETHER! OMG!!!! THAT IS JUST SIMPLY AMAZING. I WISH I COULD BE PART OF IT ONE DAY OF JUST CREATE ONE. HOWEVER I DONT THINK ITS LEGAL IN SINGAPORE. WAIT I JUST ASKED MY BROTHER AND HE SAY HE DON'T KNOW BUT HE THINKS THAT AS LONG AS IT DOESN OBSTRUCT THE TRAFFIC IT SHOULD BE OKAY. HOW BOOMZ. WANNA WANNA WANNA FLASH MOBBBBBBB TOGETHER SOMEDAY? HAHAHHA! HOW AMAZING IS THAT?! I KNOW THIS IS MY SECOND POST OF THE DAY ANS YOU KNOW I WOULD NOT POST TWICE IN A DAY UNLESS i have amazing things to share or i am just super bored out. Well i guess this time its BOTH!! Hahahaha! What happened to studying? Herm... all work and no play makes GuangLiang a lame and less retarded boy. Which obviously is not good, AT ALL. Hai... sad sad life.

Anyway back to the topic, FLASH MOBS ARE AMAZING. ITS BOOMZ!!! I have some video to share. Hahaha!

Its COOL!

THis Is on the book of the Guinness World Record book. Oprah's pleasant surprise of her 24th season flash mod. Its spectacular!

Hahhaha! The Principal i think is truly very very hilarious. LOL

THis might not be considered a true and authentic flash mob but it sure is crazy!

YES THIS IS IN SINGAPORE!!!! RAFFLES PLACE!!! How cool is that?!!

This is another supreme spectacular flash mob. Isnt it awesome?

Aren't you impressed by all these??!!! THEY ARE AWESOME RIGHT?!! ONE DAY WE SHALL START A FLASH MOB IN AHMAD IBRAHIM AND BOOMZ EVERYONE AWAY!!! THEN WE SHALL TRY IT AT MARINA BARRAGE AND THEN THE ESPLANADE. HAHAHHAHA!!! AWESOME!!!

LADY GAGA!!!!

2010-05-07T22:40:00.002+08:00

OMG!! THIS IS AMAZING!!! I LOVE LADY GAGA's NEW PERFORMANCE ON AMERICAN IDOL!!! ITS MARVELOUS!!! ALEJANDRO!!!! ALEJANDRO!!! ALE ALE JANDRO ALE ALE JANDRO!! MARVELOUS!! This probably would be a slap in the face who thinks that she amputated her LLLEEEGGGG!!! LOL HAhahaha!!

This is the full version. STUPID FOX had cut her performance in American idol due to time constrains. LOL SHE IS MARVELOUS! Sorry for the Quality though, I LOVE LADY GAGA!! i guess thats no longer a question. Haha!

THis Is really really funny and good. I love how Lady Gaga Influences everyone.

Thats it for today, will be back tmmr. Love you people, the Holy VIrgins of Gaga, My friends, readers and family. Good luck, God bless and take care!

Cannot REsist

2010-05-02T23:06:00.002+08:00

Okay i cannot resist not posting this video. THe following video is the remake of Telephone by Lady Gaga by a bunch of soldiers that is posted to Afganistan. I am really glad that mother monster actually touched the hearts of many. They are heros listening to Lady Gaga, How cool is that? LOL

Mid Year Exams.

2010-05-02T22:24:00.002+08:00

Well, Its here again, i have not been posting because of this shit. Mid Years Exam. Its Pathetic i know, i screwed up both my essays already, I wrote all on FaceBook. ANyway, Those aside, i just realised that Farmville is really really good at relieving all your stress from studies, other than that, Studying really make one DAMN DAMN HUngry. Its like i ate an hour ago and after doing half the paper of maths, i am all hungry. GRRRRR!!!!

By the Way, I bet you have heard about MY GODDESS MOTHER MONSTER LADY GAGA!!!!! APUTATING HER MOTHER FUCKING'S LEG AWAY. LOL. ITS A STUPID THING THAT IS NOT TRUE.

The rumours that Lady Gaga has had her leg amputated from the knee down are not true.
According to reports Gaga dropped the bombshell on Wednesday, on MTV.

Then came the blogs, Tweets and photoshopped images of Gaga with a fake leg – and to think, some people still didn’t believe the rumours.

One site who didn’t was E!, who contacted Gaga’s label and eventually received a reply saying that the rumours were “not true”.

hERM.. i guess Mother Monster is either nuts or something to release such a news to shock the world other than her music and boomz outfits. I am not sure if its Lady Gaga herself who realeased the news or some other morons out there, Herm but its definitely not true. The Monster had crazy enough ways to create attention, she doesn need a fake leg. Her music is all for Dance and Pop. With one less leg and still be able to hop and dance around in Japan where she was when the news was reported, She most probably will be on every single headlines and not only on personal blogs. She is well as she performed a beautiful Medley of Bad Romance, Alejandro and Telephone for the Charity organization for AIDS.

I believe that it might happen one day, she is that crazy, but i strongly believe that it is definitely not now when her career is blooming, most probably she will when she dies down from everything and in order to stand out again, Cut it off. Which i strongly believe she wouldnt because she is going to stay quite hot for sometime! Being the most influencial Artist in the current industry in the TIME magazine a world acclaimed international factual magazine, she clearly beat out Oprah and ELlen. She sure has her power as her Third Hit, ALejandro, has already Hit the worlds music hits top 50 song, which means all three current hits are on the top 50 songs on EARTH! Her album, The Fame, has made a comeback onto the top album sold in America and international records. With these much going on, this monster is definitely worth billions and she need not cut off her leg for it.

ANyway, a few more videos to entertain. Good Luck for Mid Years and ALl the Best to the Holy VIrgins of Gaga, My family, friends, readers and of course the GAys. Take care and GOd bLess!

Push by Enrique Iglesias

Away by Enrique Iglesias

Addicted by ENrique Iglesias

Taking Back My Love. My Favourite MV from Enrique. I have gone all Latin Today. Thats boomz. Hahhaa! He is good looking, sings well, and got the moves. ANother pop icon in Latin and Pop music.

Mad Mad Mad

2010-04-26T01:00:00.002+08:00

This is crazy, i did so much stuff and they still think that its not enough? Just because i am different from my brothers doesn mean that i cannot be as successful as them. We are each special in our own ways, it doesn matter what course we take what degree we have and what is our different forte. All that matters is that we are all different and none of us should be the exact replica of one another. It doesn matter to me if i earn big or earn small when i grow up, what matters to me is that i truly love my job.

I am going crazy, all the chemistry and Biology doesn seems to go into my head and i tried doing last year's paper, i screwed up totally, i tried revising just now, it just wont go into my mind. I think i was to stressed out, so i tried facebooking, guess what, i started yesterday, and i am now a lvl 9 farmer?! Lawl, its pathertic i know, it helped me relieve like 5% of stress? It isn enough, what i need is a Huge break that i am not gonna get until end of "o" levels.

Is it because tuition is piling up like no ones fucking business? or is it that i am just not capable enough to handle the huge workload of studies and stress with an extra flavour of pressure. Haha! I maybe fortunate compared to many others, great house, great tv, great food. But is all of these what i really need?

Thank YOu.

2010-04-24T15:32:00.002+08:00

THIS IS A THANK YOU POST SPECIALLY FOR THIS YOUNG LADY/BITCH/MONSTER, WHO IS NONE OTHER THAN MISS PHUA SI MIN!!!! I WOULD LIKE TO THANK HER FOR HER BOOMZ CONTRIBUTION TO THE UPCOMING SCOUTS "CANDYLAND" RUNWAY SHOW. DESPITE HER RELENTLESS PASSION FOR THE FLASHING OF CLEAVAGE AND YES THAT IS THE CORRECT SPELLING FOR IT, AND HER UNIQUE JAPANESE SENSE OF BOOMZNESS, SHE HAD WORKED AMAZINGLY BOOMZTASTIC WITH ME TO CREATE THE TEN LOOKS. THE TEN LOOKS CONSIST OF 2 LONG DRESSES, 1 SLEEK CASUAL WEAR AND OTHER SEVEN COCKTAIL DRESS. ITS IS DEFINITELY NOT EASY TO WORK WITH ME, EXSPECIALLY WHEN OUR TASTE ARE OF TWO TOTAL DIFFERENT WORLDS. IT IS HOW MIRACULOUS THAT DESPITE BOTH OUR CONTRASTING TASTE OF FASHION, WE HAD WORKED TO FORM AN IMPECCABLE RUNWAY COLLECTION.

ALL WE NEED NOW IS TO FOCUS ON OUR MID-YEAR EXAMS AND OF COURSE OUR MOTHER TONGURE 'O' LEVELS WHILE WAITING FOR THE APPROVAL OF SHAN. ONCE THE EXAMS ARE OVER, WE HAD TO BE HEAD OVER HEELS TO SCRAMBLE AND TRY TO FINISH OUR COLLECTION IN LESS THAN ONE MONTHS TIME. THIS IS CRAZY! ALSO IT WORRIES ME ALOT BECAUSE WE WERE GIVEN SO LITTLE TIME TO DO SO MUCH. I STILL HAD ALOT WORK TO DO AND I CAN BARELY EVEN BREATHE. I MAY EVEN NEED TO CREATE A CAMP JUST FOR MY PERFORMERS. THIS IS HORRIBLE.

ANYWAY BACK INTO THE TOPIC OF THE DAY, I WOULD LIKE TO THANK MISS PHUA SI MIN AKA THE BITCH OF JAPANESE PITBULL GACKT, FOR A BOOMZTASTIC FAVOUR SHE HAD DONE FOR ME. THANK YOU! THE SHINGZ PART ABOUT THIS IS THAT I HAD ONLY INFORM HER TO CREATE ONE LOOK FOR ME, FOR HERSELF AND IN THE END SHE SPEND QUITE A PRETTY LOAD OF HER TIME TO HELP ME, THANK YOU AGAIN!!!

Why?!

2010-04-20T21:07:00.003+08:00

WHy did you have to go off just like that? DOn't you know my real answer. Now i will have to thank my friends, if not i would have never knew.

THis is so fucking cool

2010-04-19T01:06:00.003+08:00

I know this is damn random, but seriously, this is just amazing and beautiful Hahaha! MARVELOUS!!! BEAUTIFUL!!!! This is what makes life wonderful. This is why Lady Gaga is amazing, she managed to influence so many people with her songs that even Astons would want to do a CLASSICAL version of TELEPHONE! BOOMZ!

WAZZZUP!

2010-04-18T23:48:00.003+08:00

You know something really really funneh? I HATE SONY ERRICSON TO THE MUDDERFUCKKEEERRR'S HELL. Okay, that was so not necessary but seriously, what the hell is up with it. I had this phone w980 black cool looking birthday gift from my dad, its less than one year and that shit gave up on me. I sent it to the service centre and it came back slower, lousier and more scratches. Like What the helllll, i was like okay nvm, i can endure that i suppose, then you know what? Now its even crazier, it keeps shutting down and back on again. I tell you i swear i will kill that moron who "REPAIRED" my phone.

Okay, enough ranting about my sucky lousy phone, its time for me to rant about scouts..... As you all know, i am busy and stuff, but all work and no play makes GuangLiang a very very dull boy. Saturday was horrendous, seriously i didn't even present much and both my male and female lead did not attend the meeting. So i had no choice so i have decided to do a full dance practice. It was CRAZY, we spent alot alot alot of time on Bad Romance and we barely SCRAPPED abit of Telephone which was ridiculous, my mind just froze and my brain just stopped working, nothing came out of my mind for its choreography. One good thing of that day was that we managed to finish Bad Romance, one of the bad thing is that we would have to teach our male and female lead all that stuff again. Another bad thing is that we took this much time, all the past week training and we have only completed Bad Romance and half of the BASIC script that is like crap currently because the story line is not really properly executed right. How the hell am i suppose to add in the more boomz elements and complete 3 other more numbers??!! THis is MAD, i still need to go through the Emcee Script, the play, the dances and all the songs that have to be sung and needs to be in the play. FUrthermore, Bad Romance is really really BAD and UGLY, its all just basic movements and nothing much other than that, but at least the basic part of the dance is there and it will be easier to add in more new and boomzer elements in. A full dress rehearsal is suppose to happen one or two weeks after Mid Year Exam... like what the hell? I am so fucking screwed, Like academics and home pressure and stress is not enough, now i have more stress and pressure to handle?!!! I really hope i won't become like what Miss Ong told me. She said that i would burn out towards the 'O' Levels if i give myself too much pressure, but how can i NOT?

OH YEAH, BTW EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE WITHIN 100 BUCKS BECAUSE THATS MY FUCKING BUDGET. OH AND I ALMOST FORGOT, 10 RUNWAY LOOKS WEARING CLOTHES MADE OF RECYCLING MATERIALS, HOW SMART AM I TO ADD THAT IN...

I am really really stressed out now, i can barely breathe. Thank God in the evening my dad brought us to Hotel Rendevous for an amazing buffet dinner. Marvelacious. But guess what, i saw Esmond there, YES THAT IRRITATING MORON IN 4E3 THAT GAVE ME THE NAME AH GUANG THAT EVERYONE IS USING NOW. ARGH!!! NO PEACE AT ALL!!! But i managed to have quite some fun there, I acted as a ShangHai BOy and Steffi acted as some european lady with ugly chinese blood. HAha!!! I kept going like "I am frooommm CHHHIIIIIIIIINNNNAAAA!!!! SHANGGGHAAIIIIII!!! YOUU KNOOWW YOU KNOWWW!!! SHHANGGHAAAIIII!!! HHHIIIII!!!!" in a SUPER SUPER DISGUSTING AND ANNOYING CHINESE ACCENT. THat really cheered me up a little.

THis sucks, after the Campfire shit, its prelims, all we know as soon as it comes, Its the OOOOOOOOOO LEVELS. Life Sucks and kiss my Ass, May god bless the holy virgins, my friends, family, readers and of course the Gays. Life is beautiful life is great... Yeah right, who am i kidding??..

In case you didn't have a clue about what is going on in the Music Video.

I prefer him to look without makeup, its much better.

Awesome song. SLOW RIDE!!! TAKE IT EASY!!!

It spoke totally my thoughts. Song of my current situation. Love it, embrace it, accept it. Today's world is a MAD world.

screwed

2010-04-17T01:03:00.000+08:00

This is so fucking screwed up. Oh Lord, please allow me to have one day of peace.

Boomz.

2010-04-14T23:28:00.001+08:00

APPPPPAAARRTT!!!!

VOgue, By BOOMZBOMBAAA MADONNAAA!!!

Jokes

2010-04-13T21:06:00.002+08:00

A man comes to his doctor and tells him that his wife hasn't had sex with him for 6 months. The doctor tells the man to bring his wife in so he can talk to her. So the wife comes into the doctors office and the doc asks her what's wrong, and why doesn't she want to have sex with her husband anymore.

The wife tells him, "For the past 6 months, every morning I take a cab to work. I don't have any money so the cab driver asks me, 'So are you going to pay today or what?' so I take a 'or what'. When I get to work I'm late so the boss asks me, 'So are we going to write this down in the book or what?' so I take a 'or what'.

Back home again I take the cab and again I don't have any money so the cab driver asks me again, 'So are you going to pay this time or what?' so again I take a 'or what'. So you see doc when I get home I'm all tired out, and I don't want it any more."

The doctor thinks for a second and then turns to the wife and says, "So are we going to tell your husband or what?"

TOday i guess is joke day. I just finished the 8 p.m show. It is one of the best talk shows i have watched. Its really funny as the artist will have to pose as other characters and be in this talk show where they gossip and stuff. I know its all gay and stuff, but seriously, its some really good laughing therapy, if you need one, you should really watch it.

Since they have touched on the topic of "LAME?" or "HUMOUR?" i think i might wanna join in the conversation by blogging about it too. Let me really touch on one of the big and hottest topic. Its definitely boomz.

Figured out yet? YES! Its the Ris Low being a DJ joke. I really don't get those who were angry about the whole joke thing. ERm.. in anyway has the joke like cause harm to anyone? People just talk about why putting Ris Low back into the lime light, and they were angry that people are moccking her again. I would like to post just one question to those people. "Does Ris Low know what she is getting herself into? If she doesn't mind, why you?" Furthermore, she is PAID for it.

Can Singaporeans take jokes, i certainly think they can, but maybe to a certain extent. Comparing how americans are able to take jokes, we still have alot to learn. Everyone has a limit about jokes, but seriously, what limit does the RIs Low thing get? The radio channel conned everyone listening to it and they should be sued? Come on! We ahould all just freaking accept the fact that its a joke and laugh at the stupidity of the joke and MOVE ON. Don't harp on it cause it aint worth it. umpphh huh.. honeehh Beeh!

Well, just wanna end off with LIFE SUCKS AND WE ALL ARE LIVING IN HELL. Angels deserve to die, " 天使, 天掉下来的屎 " God BLess the Holy Virgins of GAGA, My friends, Family and readers. :D

RUDE BITCH

Living under your spotlight, go flash on someone else.

Don't call me Alejandro.

Beauty

2010-04-10T23:36:00.002+08:00

THE BEAUTY OF A WOMAN IS NOT IN THE CLOTHES SHE WEARS, THE FIGURE THAT SHE CARRIES, OR THE WAY SHE COMBS HER HAIR.

THE BEAUTY OF A WOMAN MUST BE SEEN FROM IN HER EYES, BECAUSE THAT IS THE DOORWAY TO HER HEART, THE PLACE WHERE LOVE RESIDES.

THE BEAUTY OF A WOMAN IS NOT IN A FACIAL MOLE, BUT TRUE BEAUTY IN A WOMAN IS REFLECTED IN HER SOUL.

IT IS THE CARING THAT SHE LOVINGLY GIVES, THE PASSION THAT SHE SHOWS, AND THE BEAUTY OF A WOMAN WITH PASSING YEARS ONLY GROWS...

SAM LEVENSON (1911 - 1980), EXCERPT FROM TIME TESTED BEAUTY TIPS.

I chance upon this when Ethel told me she read it on the Asian Geography. I think its kinda cool, so i decided to post it. :D Haha! Achievement Day was AWesome!!!! GReat Job everyone!!!

All I Ever Wanted

2010-04-08T22:25:00.002+08:00

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ALL I EVER WANTED.

DID YOU EVER?

YOU AND I BOTH LOVE?

I KNOW ITS MILEY, I KNOW I KNOW, I KNOW SHE IS A WHORE, I KNOW SHE IS A BITCH, I KNOW SHE SOUNDS LIKE A SLUT WITH A DICK IN HER MOUTH. BUT MY DEAR WONDERFUL FRIENDS. THIS SONG IS ACTUALLY NICE.... OKAY I HAVE TO SLAP MYSELF FOR THAT. HAHAHAHA!

I KNOW THIS IS KINDA LIE SUPER OUTDATED. I WAS INSPIRED BY MY FRIENDS IN SCOUTS WHEN THEY WERE SINGING THIS SONG PREVIOUSLY. WELL, I HAVE DECIDED TO ADD THIS IN FOR A TRIBUTE TO MICHEAL JACKSON AT THE END OF THE CAMPFIRE. SCOUTS, PREPARE TO SING YOUR LUNGS OUT.

gay?

2010-04-08T22:14:00.001+08:00

IS JORDAN TAY KAR MOK GAY? HERM.... SAW SEE KIAT IS SO NOT GAY.

This is a gayish reply to my wonderful gay friend. Jordan Tay. :D

sad...

2010-04-06T23:30:00.002+08:00

i just feel damn down today, which i had no idea why. I don't know why, maybe because i am tired, maybe because alot of stupid and useless shit happened or maybe its just because i am sick and tired of all this shit that the school has to offer. the irony is that this morning i was given a stupid piece of shit for Merit Award Individual. I asked myself, do i deserve it? Am i worthy of such a prize? But maybe its all worth it after all the shit i have done for scouts. Sometimes, no all the time you will feel unappreciated for your help, Never ever. so maybe receiving such an award is considered an acknowledgement? well i am not sure. Honestly, some of the fucking sec 3s show no fucking respect to the sec 4s at all. Well, I don't really give a shit about it, its so fucking obvious that they too doesn't deserve our respect. Its a fucking courtesy to respect your seniors. You may say that i never shown respect to my seniors too, well there must always be a fucking line. No matter how fine it is, it must still be there.

Please, you think your skills are better, you lead better, well, damn you. I might get into unnecessary trouble for expressing my views here, but i don't give a shit. I have changed to know better that being the bastard is better compared to others being one. You can't beat them join them, why get bullied when you can bully yourself. Like many have said life sucks and its meaningless. I would always reply

why?! we should live life to the fullest. But now, i would just reply, so? Go commit suicide la since you find your life so fucking miserable. There is no way you can live life to the fullest when there are so many fucking retards in the world that just needs to get slapped. THere are so much restriction, so how the hell do you live life to the fullest then?

Whatever, you may think that i am blabbering bullshit now, haha! morons.

The point is that, although life sucks and all, there are many restrictions, there are many moronic retards out there, many young people out there that doesn't know what the fuck respect is. But this is it, this is our life, and no matter what we can never change it, so why don't we just look at it in a positive side of view? All bad things come with positive things. It will never be bad throughout. Like me, i dropped A Maths, boo hoo! how sad, but my results are improving like mad, i have less homework and i am able to cope and manage my time better. See? Well, some of my juniors disrespect me, hate me, well, i don't give a shit because at the end of the day, i am not the one who suffers, its THEM. They just don't get it yet, again.. MORONS.

I just feeling damn off today, went up here and blog, this is strange blogging twice in consecutive days. ANyway, i have changed my blogskin to something really gay. My cousin helped me with it and i am just too lazy to change it, i will just stick with it. I thinks thats all, May god bless the Holy Virgins of GaGa, the Omonas, my friends, family and of cause not forgetting the gays.

Not exactly VERY nice, but one of the best covers i have heard. Go HAYLEY!!

There goes one of my favorite singers, We all give a damn and shit about equality. Stop having prejudice thoughts about them.

I tell you, its DAMN DAMN funneh, YOu dont get why this is funneh? just look at the bloody microphone.

This is funneh but annoying. WAZZZZUPPPPP, Lets annoy Illaisha with it. WAAAZZZUUUPPPP

Boomz

2010-04-05T22:47:00.002+08:00

Okay, with my utmost sincere apology for my absence from this horrifying blog that is filled with dead people. Well, i have been so freaking busy that i could barely breathe. ARGH!

I have so much things to do but so little time, this is hell man. Well, there is nothing to be afraid of after you have been through hell, and i am already a dead man, so no hard feeling, no emotions, i continue to live life like shit. Well, i left my Midsummer's night dream piece of essay on Puck which i don't really give a damn about, just to sit down here and blog this crap. Well, i am so much to blog about that i dunno what to talk about.

CUrrently bursting my brains out for the dance choreography for four numbers. I know once you read this you will roll your eyes cause out of the four numbers, 3 of which are lady gaga songs. They are Bad Romance, Telephone, Paparazzi and also Candy Man by CHristina Aguilera. The campfire programmes will be done by me so i am taking my chances to promote the fact that they do have good music and no matter what you think about their sex orient they still have beautiful songs. Yes, Adam Lambert, Lady Gaga, Ricky Martin, Elton John, they are gay and bisexual and stuff. But they have amazing songs and their songs do make alot of sense. Listen correctly to their songs, watch their videos correctly. Be attentive, you will notice alot of irony and the way of how Lady Gaga actually makes fun of the government and stuff. You may think Telephone music video is bullshit, and its filled with crap, but watch carefully, if you still dont get it, you are stupid.

ANyway, i will continue blogging the next time round hopefully by this week, now, let me introduce you to some beautiful songs and really funny parody of Telephone. Its the only funny one. Still a huge fan. Why gays and lesbians always more handsome and beautiful? Life sucks. LOL. May God bless the Holy Virgins Of Gaga, my friends and of course not forgetting the Gays.

Sweet dreams by Beyonce. Its awesome.

Your Song by Elton John. You can tell everybody that its your song.

Defying Gravity by Glee Cast.

Somebody to love by Glee Cast. Its awesome. SOrry i kind of have this thing for Glee suddenly hahahaha!

beautiful

2010-03-17T22:57:00.002+08:00

Hahaha! This song just speaks my mind. LOL I dont think it suits everyone. Like all my other music taste, well no one will have exactly the same taste so whatever floats your boat. Haha! Illaisha's punch line. It really does help.

Hahahaha!

2010-03-15T23:08:00.003+08:00

Omg! let me tell you the weirdest shit that happened to me. On Saturday, after tuition, i went out for dinner. Then after which my family went to Orchard for fun. Then while we were walking along the streets then i was so bored i decided to walk away myself and atart acting like a EMO boy. Then i just went off walking myself, here comes the weirdest bullshit.

"hey! are you interested in modelling? I am ****** representing ********* and we are currently searching for young models. Are you interested to join?"

i was like What the FUCK?!!! Thats the weirdest crap i ever heard from someone. me, Model.... ???!!!@$#!$#@%!%!$^%

"Er.. no thanks." I smiled and walk away.

"Please hold on for a minute! !#%#$^!&%$*!%$!%$^!$^%$&!^*!%$^$%" he blabbered non stop like a freaking old granny. BLah BLah BLah

But seriously the terms are damn freaking tempting. 3 photoshoots, 250 bucks, each photo shoot 75 pictures, not more than an hour. Seriously, i was damn tempted. But the stupid part is the contact that i would have to sign, LOL O level so i just forget it. I am not entirely handsome or macho to start with. The fella must be blind when he approached me or he is looking for a plus size model.

I must know the fact that if i ever appear anywhere being a model, people's eye will bleed. I am ugly and short and fat and really stupid and retarded. All the negative qualities one person could get.

" No its really okay, i am not the type of model you are looking for, furthermore there are better looking people out there, even other plus size guys. THank you anyway." I smiled again and attept to walk away.

Then he was like okay, he passed me his card and say if i change my mind then i give him a call. LOL I was like okay, then while i walk away, i crushed his card and threw it away. LOL

Seriously, i bet you are laughing like mad now reading this post. LOL Well, there are alot of better looking people out there that is way beyond my league, so why blind your clients with me when you can grab better people out there?

Anyway. I am Preeeetttyyyy Happy with my CA1 result. I have got like 3 As, 2 B3s and 1 C5. LOL I think its pretty wasted for my Lit, If i bothered to write a little more, i would have gotten like A. Then i will have like 4As. HaiYayaya!!! Now come the thick skin part.... I WAS TOP IN LEVEL FOR BIO/CHEM.... OMG!!!!!!! Okay i am very very sorry about that moment of proudness but i just cannot resist it. I am super happy about it. But for those who did badly for this time round.

Hey! Dont worry alright? Maybe its just the fact that your foundation is not strong enough to handle sec 4 workload. Furthermore, i dropped A maths, so life is easier for me. This is not the end yet, Its only CA1. If we work hard for our final goal the stupid OOOOOOOOOO LEVEL, I bet we will still be able to score beautiful results. I Hope. Although my CA is pretty beautifully done, i hope i will not slack and drop. May God bless me man.

Anyway, i am selling like COOKIES!!!!! So people who are interested please contact me alright? I have like

CHOCOLATE CHIP
DOUBLE CHOCOLATE CHIP ( WHITE CHOCOLATE AND CHOCOLATE CHIP )
DOUBLE CHUNK ( DARK CHOCOLATE AND CHOCOLATE CHIP )
CINNAMON
NUTS ( WALNUTS )

PLEASE CONTACT ME AND SAVE FROM THIS ORDEAL. JOBWEEK IS DAMN IMPORTANT THIS YEAR!!!

Thank you! May GOd bless the Holy Virgins Of GagA, My friends, readers and family members. :D TakeCARe!

wow

2010-03-13T23:44:00.002+08:00

Like finally after a long long while, Lady gaga's music video of TELEPHONE is out. I will have to warn you before you watch this video. If brief nudity or vulgar languages and brief gay actions may cause you to puke. I will encourage you NOT to watch this. But if you dont mind, It is going to be AWESOME. If you do not understand this video, i would encourage you to watch the music video of Paparazzi first then move on to view the music video for Telephone. If not you will be totally clueless. Enjoy!

Weeeeee!!!!

2010-03-07T11:40:00.003+08:00

I HAD BROKEN A TOTAL NEW RECORD. I ATE CHICKEN BRIYANI IN LESS THAN 25 MINS. YEAH!!!!! Hahaha, not exactly the kind of things that i am proud of but yeah, i did it!!

Well, i told your Saturday is going to be awesome, and yes indeed, its splendid. After social studies extra lessons, i went to meet with Farhan, Kevin and Ermanda for jobweek. Went to grab the some ingredients at cold storage for our prototype cookies. we made double chocolate and chocolate chip. I tell you, beside the fact that they are the prototype, they were AWESOME. Its just so boomz and so much for prototype, i really appreciate all your help and orders. I was over the moon. Oh then Ashwath came along, omg, i tell you, this is freaking mad, this ashwath boy receive orders like no ones fucking business, now they all just flow in like mad.

We decided to sell the prototype instead. Let me tell you, they are so freaking sellable. LOL no such word but come on, its not english period now. i guess people rather buy the cookies and get rid of us pesky morons than giving us jobs to do. within 40 mins, all 19 packets were sold. 3 cookies each at the price of $3 to $4 bucks. I never knew the people in my estate was so freaking nice!!!! They buy like its free like that. I love one of my neighbours, he just gave me 10 bucks and take like one packet cause the daughter wants it. How nice. Awwww... LOL

THen Everything was sold and we were feeling so awesome!!! Then we decided to do the real jobweek taking up odd jobs. Then we went to this house, we asked for a job to do. We washed the car, vaccumm the insides and clean the fucking rim of the wheels until it look brand new. Omg, i tell you we spent like an hour or so, and we only received like $14??!!!! Like WHAT THE HELLLLLL!!!!!

I tell you, using that time, i can so bake like another batch of chocolate chips and double chocolate, and sell them and earn at least twice that amount la! But how? No choice. But its really damn fun and the people here are just that awesome except the stupid baldie uncle who gave us 14 bucks and 3 bottles of EXPIRED mineral water. THank YOU! Its so freaking fun la! Wa lao, WEEEEEE!!! ITS AWESOME!!!! This is the only time when i feel like my baking skills can help me in something in life. Its not just some stupid shit that people dont give a damn about. AND YOU FUCKING HYPOCRITE, ARE YOU BOWING DOWN TO US NOW?

Later i will be meeting them after my tuition at 5. Hope that today could be as awesome as yesterday. MAY THE GOD BLESS ALL OF US. And of cause the Gays. :D

GOsh

2010-03-04T22:24:00.002+08:00

Gosh, Damn Long week. Damn Busy. ANyWAY TO THOSE THAT ARE SUPER INTERESTED BETWEEN WHAT HAPPENED BETWEEN ME AND ETHEL. WAIT NO MORE! THE THING IS NOTHING HAPPENED! HAHAHHAHAHA! yeah actually, literally nothing happened. Its just my stupid temper at its softest range. LOL i guess you ain't interested to see the harshest huh? Well, I was fury and stuff over the Fucked up Teacher incident. Then alot of shit that CCa and Academics is giving, well its like a rubber band, you continue stretching it, it will snap. It just unfortunate that Ethel was the last one to stretch it and it snapped and hit her. If I wasn going through all these bullshit i would totally care less about what she said. So Ethel's Darling Friend DArryl, Please DOnt go and waste each others time at these kind of immature and childish acts. You everyday come and say FuCK you at my blog i also couldnt care less. Just that i was bored just now, so i decided to entertain the tag board to entertain my hungry monsters readers. Well, seriously, if you some Beng Kia, I also Not SACRED, WHY? as easy as one, two, three, A, B, C and STDS. You had no idea who you are messing with. I may look all nice and retarded. Please, no One had ever seen my capability yet. And i assure you, if you find trouble with me, you are finding trouble with a WHOLE lot of people. I dont go around using underhand means. I go around doing the KiaSee Means, you in black, I shall be holy and Contact the WHites. If you dont understand Then its okay. Take it as i just farted. :D

ANyway, Tomorrow no Lit for 2 periods leh!!! YEAH!!!! well think again. Tomorrow got Chem Test on Cation and Anion. Also during Lit have to do Prelims paper or something like that which i forgot. Haiya!!! then still got scouts. HAiYAYAYYAYAAYYAYAYA! Lol. i really should be studying now, but my brother just told me about his irritating guy at my blog that he couldnt stand. So he informed me, aLl the way from AUSTRALIA to tell me about the irritating fella. Well, I really have to Thank you DArryl, I love you for causing my Brother to take some time off and talk to me about retarded stuff. kinda miss him, i think i maybe gay.. Herm... SIMIN SHUT UP. LOL

Pretty busy these few days. So not much time to post stuff. This saturday should be a fun day even though got Social studies extra class. But i think i will be fun. Dont tell you first. Wanna know whats gonna happen? Read my blog on the weekends lor! see i pretty considerate huh. Tell my readers read on weekends during their leisure time. Tomorrow is FRIDAY! So everyone take care and REst well. The weather is fucked up also. Do take care of your body, mind and soul. May God bless the Holy Virgins Of Gaga, The oMonas, my friends and Readers. OH! how can i forget! the gays. :D Take CARE!

I aint no scientist.

The Original version.

We all have scars. There's nothing to be afraid of.

fuck you

2010-02-28T23:00:00.002+08:00

OH, I AM FUCKING SORRY THAT YOU PEOPLE FUCKING MIND ME POSTING ABOUT YOUR FUCKING STUPID HORRENDOUS FIGHT. WHICH IS SO FUCKING STUPID. WELL, YOU SEE I SAID I WAS GOING TO POST IT, YOU SAID OKAY. I DIDNT POST TO MUCH EXTENT AND GIVE ALL THE FUCKING DETAILS. SO GO AND FUCKING COMPLAIN AND WHINE AND JUMP DOWN THE BUILDING FOR ALL I FUCKING CARE. HELLO, THE WHOLE WORLDS KNOWS ABOUT SINCE THE WHOLE FUCKING THING IS SO FUCKING BIG. ITS NOT BECAUSE OF MY BLOG, HOW MANY PEOPLE READ MY BLOG THAT ACTUALLY KNOW THE FUCKING THREE OF YOU. AND WHO ACTUALLY GIVES A DAMN, I CONSIDERED MYSELF AS A FRIEND SO I FUCKING POSTED IT. BECAUSE IT IS SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED IN MY LIFE. WOW, NOW YOU GUYS GOING TO HAVE ANOTHER ARGUEMENT WITH ME IS IT? SERIOUSLY, I DONT GIVE A FUCKING SHIT, WITHOUT YOU I STILL HAVE MANY OTHER FRIENDS. OTHERS WHO DONT FUCKING COMPLAIN ABPOUT EACH OTHER AND BACKSTAB EACH OTHER. FRIENDS THAT REALLY CARES AND BOTHER, I DONT NEED "FRIENDS" WITH FUCKED UP PROBLEMS. COME ON. GET A LIFE. WOW LOVE THE FUCKING.

If only i was younger

2010-02-28T21:42:00.002+08:00

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH MY FUCKED UP LIFE. EVERY SINGLE BULLSHIT I DO SEEMS TO BE STUPID. I AM JUST TRYING MY BEST TO DO WHATEVER THAT IS REQUIRED, I SACRIFICE SO MANY FUCKING BULLSHIT AND HELL STILL COMES KNOCKING TO MY DOOR. GO AND SUE ME LA, FOR TRYING SO HARD TO MAKE EVERYTHING WORK. FUCK IT. GIVE ME DETENTION LA, GIVE ME SUSPENSION, EXPEL ME EVEN BETTER. FUCKING HELL, YOU JUST HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT I WAS DOING. ALL YOU FUCKING BITCH DO IS SCREAM AND GIVE US FUCKING ATTITUDE PROBLEM. YOU SHOULD NEVER HAVE BEEN A TEACHER. YOUR ATTITUDE SUCKS, YOU ARE A WHORE AND YOU SHOULD BALEK KAMPONG BACK TO YOUR WHORE HOUSE. FUCKING HELL, I AM SORRY IF THIS POST IS WAY TOO COLOURFUL FOR YOU BUT I AM THAT FUCKING PISSED. GOD KNOWS WHAT TOMORROW WILL BE, I AM JUST WAY FUCKING HALF DEAD TO HANDLE ANY BULLSHIT THE SCHOOL IS GOING TO GIVE ME. I AM TIRED, I AM EXHAUSTED. I AM ALSO HUMAN OKAY, I AM FUCKING FIFTEEN. FUCKING SLUT IS IT WRONG JUST TRYING YOUR BEST TO DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE. YOU REALLY THINK I WANT TO STAY IN THE SCHOOL FOR FUN UNTIL DAMN LATE SO YOU COULD LOCK US UP IS IT? WE ARE LUCKY BECAUSE YOUR FUCKING BUS CAME LATE IS IT? I DONT GIVE A SHIT. YOU SAY WE GIGGLE, WE GIGGLE YOUR MUM ASS LA. YOU AND YOUR ANOTHER TEACHER AND ANOTHER STUPID AUNTIE HEARD US GIGGLING, WE ARE NOT REPENTFUL FOR WHAT WE HAVE DONE. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! WOW, I AM STANDING RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, YOU ARE SCREAMING LIKE A FUCKING BANSHEE, I CAN GIGGLE IS IT? WE CAN GIGGLE IS IT? HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!FUNNY. I KNOW I WOULD LAUGH NORMALLY CAUSE GIVEN MY CHARACTER I LAUGH AT EVERY SINGLE FUCKING SHIT. I LAUGH WHEN I AM TREATING FIRST AID, I LAUGH WHEN I GOT SMACK IN THE FACE BY A FUCKING VOLLEYBALL. BUT I DONT FUCKING LAUGH WHEN MORONS ARE SCREAMING AT ME. Except the fact of certain people which i shall not mention. BUT I DONT FUCKING LAUGH. YOU ARE DILLUSIONAL, YOU ARE LIVING IN YOUR OWN WHORE WORLD. I KNOW YOU GOT PROBLEM WITH THE SCOUTS, BUT THAT DOESN GIVE YOU THE OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE USE OF US TO BRING DOWN THE SCOUTS AND GUIDES. SOUR GRAPES, JUST BECAUSE YOUR CCA CANNOT WIN US, YOU GET SO FUCKING OVER YOU HEAD FOR FUCK. I AM TELLING YOU, THERE IS NO WAY YOU CAN MAKE USE OF US AGAINST THE SCOUTS. ALTHOUGH THE WHOLE FUCKING THING HAPPENED BECAUSE OF SCOUTS, BUT IT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, I WILL HANDLE MY OWN CASE. OH I AM ALL SO SORRY FOR CAUSING THE AUNTIE TO OFF THE ALARM FOR THE SHUTTERS. WELL, SHE HAVE TO MANUALLY DO IT AGAIN. HELLO MISS BITCH, ARE YOU FUCKING DUMB OR STUPID. YOU HIRE THE FUCKING AUNTIE FOR WHAT? SHAKE LEG DRINK KOPI IS IT? ITS HER FUCKING JOB, AND ITS HER FUCKING FAULT FOR NOT CHECKING IF EVERYONE LEFT. YES THERE IS AN ANNOUNCEMENT GIVEN TO TELL US TO LEAVE THE SCHOOL. BUT WE CANNOT HEAR IT BECAUSE WE ARE NOT IN A FUCKING CLASSROOM. WE WERE IN AN EMPTY SPACE OUTSIDE THE LIBRARY. SORRY HUH, OUR SCHOOL DONT HAVE SPEAKERS EVERYWHERE. YOU SAY WE GOT NO SENSE OF URGENCY, PLEASE LA, WA LAO, WE RAN DOWN THE STAIRS FOR GOD SAKE. YOU WANT US ALL JUMP DOWN IS IT? I REALLY DONT GET WHY YOU WANT TO MAKE THIS SMALL INCIDENT SO FUCKING BIG. BLOWING UP THE WHOLE FUCKING SHIT. WHATS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM? YOU ARE DAMN FUCKING CHILDISH YOU KNOW. FUCKING SLUT, WHORE BITCH OF THE CENTUARY MAN. GOD DAMN IT, YOU ARE EVEN MORE BOOMZ THAN BRITNEY SPEARS. JUST THAT YOU ARE NOT AS HOT AND PRETTY AND THAT YOU ARE FUCKING UGLY AND FLAT.

busy

2010-02-25T23:38:00.003+08:00

Have been freakin busy nowadays. Homework is so freaking much that i can barely breathe. having tuition to late at night everyday and having CCA and MORE tuition don't really seem to help huh?! i seriously freaking hate Sony Erricson. Its so stupid, I cannot even on my phone after i switched it off previously. I dont have the time to head to the service center to repair it. Damn it, my contacts and songs are all gone.

By the way, CLassic Fight scene broke out between Ethel, Geneva and Shu Hong. I don't really thnk they mind me posting since its such a big affair LOL. But seriously, i see no point. It have to be a give and take thing, however, there is no give nor take. So how long more this is going to last i dunno. How ShuHong survive tomorrow sitting next to Geneva i dunno. Speaking of which i have a freaking bio test tomorrow and i am blogging here. What the FUCK. God BLess man, i better go off and study now. NEURONES! EYE! HORMONES! LOVE ME HATE ME KISS ME! JUST STAY IN MY BRAIN!

Anyway, i bet i am not the only one suffering in the world, so i shall stop being a bitch complaining how much my life sucks. Learn how to appreciate, learn how to accept, learn how to CHANGE.

May God Bless the HOly VIrgins of Gaga, the OMONAs, My friends and reader and of cause my family. Signing off, Posting up a SUPER meaningful video. ITS A MUST WATCH.

View this movie at cultureunplugged.com

Leaving

2010-02-20T00:58:00.000+08:00

I saw your back leaving us into the departure hall, tears almost rushed out of my eyes. I know i will see you in June again, so why do i have this kind of feeling? Maybe thats what brothers are for, to Irritate and annoy. I was Over the moon when you were back, i was saddened by your departure again. how much more times must i receive this treatment? 3 more years? I hope you take really good care of your body because we ain't gonna be there to help you. Good Luck and All the Best.

Dont waste the pretty on him.

2010-02-18T23:16:00.003+08:00

Omg, I am OVER THE MOON. I am super happy today, i had no idea why? GOt to smack myself on the head. School was as usual, Bullcrapish. After E Maths SRP, i had FINALLY REALISED HOW THE FUCK TO DO SIN RULE. Omg, Its so boomzish i bet i screwed up SiMin's Head Big time, LOL She must be wondering.. "What the FUck is wrong with this moronic gay bitch? So simple still dont understand. Wa Lao eh, go to hell la!" Herm.. I am no mind reader but, i bet this was at leas 80% correct.LOL

After that went to Northpoint with WeiDa and Ethel, sorry ah i gooseberry. SiMin is not i want to be a super bright light bulb, but seriously, look at my name, its my freakin destiny. LOL

Went to Kiddy Palace to get WeiXUan a Present for Valentine's Day and bought her a CareBear. Herm.... What The FUck. I cannot find Shin-Chan for her, so i guess she would have to stick to that Bear until the next time i see her. LOL

I also bought something for Ethel, her consistant pester works the hell lot man. Hahahah! I also owe it to her la, she helped me alot and have been very nice to me since God knows when.

After buying we went to Mac, Ethel Bhlanja Mua McFLurry, so its like herm... i pay back you, you pay me back again. So its like? WHAT??!! Then Makan Makan Half way suddenly someone tap me on the back and i was like Huh?!! WHat?! Then its WEiXUan, Have to say that she Never change at all, She is still bubbly and cute and yeah, get the point, she is just a wonderful friend. :D Hahaha! She is super funny, she pass me this plastic bag that has the BHG sign on it, then i was like, Herm... Big Hairy ****** Okay, nvm lets make it more age appropriate, Big Head Girl, Happy? LOL Inside got this half melted chocolate that i am 100% sure she made it herself, hahahhahha! trust me, looking at it you know its WeiXuan Exclusive kitchen made Chocolate, then i see this Foolscape Paper that is folded into this letter shape. So i stated reading the front page. " LIANGZAI!!! P.s. Must freeze the chocolates ho! cos it will taste like shit if its half melted!" Then after i said that then she is like EHHH!!! DONT READ NOW!! READ LATER!!! READ WHEN I AM NOT HERE WHEN I AM GONE!!! EH!!!! I just laughed and continue to open without her knowing. I bet she rUshed her way here to meet me cause she is sweating and she keep saying she is damn hot. LOL As in literally LOL. So i was like Hot ah? Take off your shirt lo! Then We Laughed and Laughed then i started reading the letter. she Screamed Bye Bye and went away in the fatest way possible, hahahha! That was super hilarious, then i sat down and continue to read the letter, omg, its so boomz, i just cannot stop smiling, then this KAYPO GIRL THERE KAYPO KAYPO want to read my letter who is none other than ETHEL. LOL I just stare and continue reading. Hahaha! after that i went off cause got tuition at THomson Plaza.

Haha! Posting the Photos tomorrow, cause got more free time, so Enjoy, will be posting songs up again, hope you enjoy. :D May GOd BLess the Holy Virgins of GaGA, The OmoNas, WeiXuan, My REaders and Friends, of cause not forgetting the gays. :)

AlliSon! I love this song, LOL its cool!

ANother Beautiful song, Oh gOd i am obsessed with country.

Hahah! I Guess you guys are enough of country so let me send you a fallen angel to bless your ear drums.

Awesome song. Hahah! Marvelousiaso!

Just cry will you?

Back!

2010-02-17T23:23:00.003+08:00

WEee!!! Back from My Chinese New Year Holidays. Had a Great time, this year is slightly weird because we went into Malaysia on the first day itself and came back out on the second day. It was so rushl that we felt like we were "Getai" Singers. Well, if you had zero idea what the fuck is "Getai" singers. Well, basically they are singers who go around during the seventh month in the lunar calender to perform on temporary stages. WHich is none other than the ghost festival. They would have to rush here and there to perform at different areas, so during Chinese new year we practically did that. we went to like 5 different places in half a day and spent the other half in another house. WEll, i am way too lazy... * cough* *cough* i meant tired to post the pictures. By the way they are all super blur as i was running around and my cousin who is 5 went around to take pictures. Hahaha! Must credit him ah, his name super cool also, Giles. YOu probably have been wondering what in the name of lord is that weird name, but if i am not wrong its a warrior name or some sort. You want to know how to pronounce come and ask me in real life. Hahaha! If you are just a reader i am sorry, just find the nicest way possible to read in, while reading must think of a handsome young Rain lookalike who is 5 years old, then you read it perfectly well.

Well, not going to elaborate much but i definitely enjoyed myself, however some of my other friends are not so lucky, well they made me realised how fortunate i am. All the Best and dont give up, so i have found some nice inspirational songs for them. No matter what happens, its just a stepping stone, nothing can defy you to become who you are and where your final destination is. No one in the world can block you to achieve what you want and to find the stage where you really belong, below are the amazing songs i want to share with everyone who have a hard time. Have Faith and God bless. THis is dedicated to everyone in the world who have boulders blocking their way, turn them into a place where you are able to climb higher and see through clearer and bluer skies and go even further towards your dreams, nonetheless its specially dedicated to anyone in the Holy Virgins of Gaga, the Omonas, my Friends and readers, of cause not forgetting the Gays. :) Good Luck and Take Care.

Inspirational and brilliant at every level. Carrie Did it again :D

Old but A-M-A-Z-I-N-G.

Just listen, it will speak your heart. You may not be a fan of country music, so maybe none of the songs i posted will appeal to you, but what is the crucial point about music? Its the story behind the facade of the tempo and instruments.

Just to brighten up the mood after listening to all those emo songs. hahah!

Reunion Dinner

2010-02-13T18:13:00.005+08:00

I am just moments away from going for my reunion dinner at Novena GOd knows what restaurant. Wait.. am i suppose to know? I am not driving so i dont really give a damn. All i know is going to have a great time later, good food and meet more sophisticated retards. Weee! Btw, SAVE THE WORLD!!!! SAVE THE SHARKS!!! SAVE THE EARTH!!! Everytime there is a wedding dinner or Big banquet to attend. My brothers will always try not to eat the Shark Fin soup. Its really sad how they poach sharks in those manner just for us to eat. We would refrain from eating them unless it seems really really rude not to eat, seriously, sometimes when you dont eat it, people will just stare at you as if you are some fucking spoilt bratt and in chinese tradition, you are not soppose to waste food, so we will refrain from eating them as much as possible, try to make a difference. Even small actions, are big leaps.

GUESS WHAT???!!!! 4E2 HAD FINALLY WON SOMETHING!!!! Even though its only second prize but it is still amazing, we are finally united, but how long will it take for the water and glue between us to just disappear? Time will prove if it will last or we will just easily collapse into scattered sand again. Miss Ong really rock our socks, she bought us 10 pizzas despite whether we win or lose. She is just simply magic. Hahahha! God's gift to retarded morons.

Yesterday, after our pizza treat went to Geneva's house to wait for them to change. Ethel lost her Ez-link again, LOL like HOW??!! Its just somewhere just that we can't find it. Then went to Cold Storage to buy ingredients to cook later. We spent like $30+ on the ingredients but its worth it. We headed back to my house afterwards to cook and eat. We made baked pasta with fish and bacon topped with mozarella cheese. Got picture show you later, it was fun and SUPER AWESOME. ALthough, Ethel really can't stand like tomato sauce and vegetables, but she still stood by it and ate it in the end, BUT AS USUAL, SHE PICKS OUT ALL THE VEGGIE. ARGH! ANGRY!!!!

Then after that send them off then headed to meet the Omonas. We met at Dhoby Gaut and went to Plaza Sing. Had Starbucks and went to SpotLight. We looked around look for inspiration. Then after which went to Cathay, OMG, they had this dance studio there that is super funny. Its call Jitterbugs or something, Omg i laughed like mad went i went there, they had this translucent curtain and they had this bunch of retarded girls dancing around poles LOL. Free show for all. Hahahhaha!

Today went to Ikea in the morning to find more inspiration and stuff to use for the Campfire with the Omonas and Ashwath and Aj. Retarded time, SUper FUn, Love the Cheap and amazing hotDOgs to eat, YEAH!!!!! Then headed back home to started preparing for tonight's dinner. I hope i could get the pictures of the food i eat and share some love with you people hahaha! Awesome! Got to GO! Bye!

Btw SHAN I DONT FREAKING GIVE A DAMN, I AM GOING TO MAKE A RUNWAY SHOW THAT BLOW YOU MIND AND I AM GOING TO GRAB AT LEAST A HUNDRED BUCKS FOR IT! HAHAHAHA!

Heading out now, Bye! May God bless The Holy VIrgins of GagA, The Omonas ,my friends, family, readers and of cause not forgetting the Gays! :D

Square based, Baked pasta topped with Mariana Sauce

Top view

Baked Round based Pasta Topped with Mozerralla Cheese

Square Based Pasta topped with Mozerella Cheese

Plaza Sing's top view of decor

ANother Angle of the Decor

Johnny Depp's version of the super cool JACK SPARROW!

CHUCKY!!!! LOVE HIM! HOT HOT HOT!!!

We are in this Cosplay shop in Plaza Sing, I was like.. Herm... Let me some murderous slut.
Azhim is some cute little Cross Breed retarded cat i guess. LOL

Omg, This is so freaking Cute. Like Mikey was infected with Lady Gaga's fever.

This was surprisingly the only picture taken today. I was too busy being gay holding that YELLOW BIG IKEA BAG LOL.

BOOMZ

2010-02-10T23:13:00.009+08:00

Omg, have anyone in you life ever told you that life sucks? Well, i use to have one, she is none other than the Ramli's successor, ILLAISHA. I use to tell her thats crap and bullshit, Life is Brilliant. Now Life is like a pile of different types of da bian. First, you got Cow DUng, then Cat Poo, then Human Feaces, with a little hint of bird shit and gou sai! Gou sai is dog shit in some alien language, i think its hokkien or Cantonese, whatever go and sue me for it. Its literally like that, one word to describe my current life. BUSY!!! life just sucks big time, reaching home super late everyday, staying up late to do shit stuff, in a week i had zero days that is free. Thank GOd, Chinese New Year is coming, can have a little break. Now i am half dead, i am down with fever and flu. Damn it, i guess lack of sleep and over exhaustion caused it, i am so fucking screwed. Nothing happened much recently, except yesterday, there was the CNY class Decor thingy, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY 4E2 actually worked together to accomplished the miracle, it was awesome, although there might be a slight chance that we may not be able to win, but to me, we had already won.

I will be posting pictures and videos, hope you could enjoy and see some bits and pieces of my awesome life. Haaalleeeluyyyaahhh! May God Bless the Holy Virgins of GAGA, my friends and readers, not forgetting the Gays. HAPPY PRE-CHINESE NEW YEAR!!!! Oh! I forgot about my non-cheena friends. HAPPY ST VALENTINE'S DAY!!!!!

Tags for pictures will be done some other time, it actually show the wild gay side of my juniors, omg, most of them were taken at lower pierce Reservoir during dusk, some pictures were taken for fun like the cake and the retarded trolley. Some are just CNY decorations in our class, 4E2. :) {DONE}
Enjoy the retardedness.

Sunset At Lower Peirce. For a place that huanted, it has beautiful sunsets.

Beautiful side of the Reservoir, can you believe its Singapore.

We are Aliens From LaLa Land, we are here to eat your balls to promote World Peace.

Bunch of Morons who tired to act cool but fails EPICLY.

My turn for an EMo SHot.. Herm... i wonder is there are aliens on the SUn?

No!! Why must he die!! he was just so young! Irritating though... LOl

THey dare to tell others that they were not Gay? I guess that would be hard.

Why Are you snatching him away from me!! PUNCH!! HE IS MINE!!! ROAR!!! *bite of **** * i will leave it to your imagination.

Oh BOy! I wonder if my BLog has turned into a R-rated blog after this picture.

SUNSET!!! BOOMZ!

RETARDED PIC OF ME TRYING TO SMILE

WEEEEE!!!!!!! WE JUMP, LAND, and DIE

I like the Colour of the SKy, How about you?

Pathetic Trolley Stealers of HDB fLats. Like seriously how did you get that up 6 storey high?

Brownie is on its WAY OUT!!

Booms! Jealous right? Its Fuckawesome

My "artistic" Approach to a beautiful brownie

More Artistic shots.

DAngLing Hearts, can you imagine if they were real?!! :O AWESOME!

Yeah!!! SUPER PROUD OF THE TIGER. I GOT CONTRIBUTE TO IT HOR!!

super addictive song, USE SOMEBODY!!!!

Hahhaha! He kinda reminds me of the male version of Katy Perry hahahha! Dont ask why, i lost contact with this awesome song a few years back until Illaisha refreshed my memory, Thanks Ramli! hahhaha!

I would not advise you to watch the video below because the quality is bullshit but to just listen to it, although its a korean song but its beautiful, i will put up the english translation also. ENjoy! :)

the wind is shaking the windows,and over my small room,
the stars fill up the sky, shining brightly too many to count,
the stars reassure tired me
they wipe away the many tears that are deep inside me

don't be hurt too much..they hug me tight and pamper me
and comfort me,
telling me to go to sleep

though I'm exhausted to the point where I can't walk
though my tears blur my vision
I'll still smile in front of my love that I'm not able to get

Even though our happy times were short, I'll treasure it deep inside my heart
like those countless number of stars, forever

My dream is coming. though it is unusual that my one star is bright
it is very bright, even blinding..it comes down to my shoulder
stop being so sad..it holds my hand as it touches me
and gives me a warm hug

though I'm exhausted to the point where I can't walkthough my tears blur my vision
I'll still smile in front of my love that I'm not able to get

Even though our happy times were short, I'll treasure it deep inside my heart
like those countless number of stars, forever

Only for today, I won't cry though my eyes fill with tears
I want to laugh like those stars
Oh~ I want to cherish all my happy moments deep inside my heart
Like those countless number of stars, forever

Its a cute yet sad song, its VALENTINE! come on, love songs aint that sick and gross.

Just ignore all the bullshit advertisement, Its a nice little catchy song! WEEEE!

Yo Ho!!

2010-02-08T00:35:00.002+08:00

YOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I am back! Anyone miss me? I pretty much guessed the fact that i will be dead if i dont post this. However, my 100th post surprise isnt very ,much surprising, you must be wondering, what the fuck is wrong with this moron. Because of this stupid 100th post thingy, he went through so much bullshit, in the end, still produce bullshit. Whats the point. Well, i want the best and even though this is my 100th post and i am doing bullshit, while some other morons is at 600th post and dont give a shit, i will come up with some pretty retarded shit.

By the way, from where i left off, i DROPPED MY A MATHS. Its not a glorious thing, and its darn fucking hard to swallow especially when you work your ass off for it. I swear to god, this time i really work so fucking hard that during one point of time i would just wake up in the middle of the night and tear. Omg that is so fucking gay, i cant believe i fucking admitted that on the deadliest weapon on earth.. the Internet. I was thinking, i want this so badly and i will fight for it, the thing is, i dont cry i tear up, you must be wondering what the fuck is the difference between those two bullshit. Cry is all the sniffing and tears and snorting and have mucus all over my face. Tearing is just that there is no emotion at all, it just naturally come out no matter how hard you keep it in, the more it comes out. Thats the difference.

SO I AM NOT FUCKING GAY.

By the way, i promised to shout out this on my post.
CONGRATZ TO HWEE CHI AND HER NETBALL PLAYERS TO WIN AGAINST SOME GUNDUS WHO I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT. THEREFORE NOT KNOWING THEIR NAMES, WEEEEEE!!! I just want to congratulate her in winning the match.

Alot of stuff has been going on, some i dont think is safe to put it up, i will post the pictures that the HVOG came over and bake yesterday tomorrow, although the thingy looks kinda weird but it is so sinful that you will die on the floor after eating it. I also want to wish all the morons who celebrated their birthdays recently, like the RRRRRR who is Retarded Rina, TPNA who is The PornStar Named Ashwath and ARANA who is none other than A Retarded Asshole Named Ashwin. ALthough i have no presents for you, but soon soon.

Life is really tough in Secondary 4, the Sec 3s are stepping up this week i guess, i dont give a fucking shit, its stupid, i would really wonder whats the point of having my commitee in the first place, are we just there to screw things up so you guys can look down on us and trample on us? Or are we just tools for you to experiment all your stupid new ideas of bullshit and tolerate all your nonsense that you are giving me instead of us giving you. You always says that you cannot trust us because we dont do things well, the point is, if you never let us venture out and see, we will never accomplish and succeed. You never let us to plan agenda, because you dont trust my committee menbers in planning a good meeting, but have you even let us try? Maybe you have, Maybe you dont, but to me, you had NEVER. YOU HAD NEVER TRUSTED MY COMMITTEE, YOU HAD NEVER BELIEVE IN OUR ABILITIES, YOU HAD NEVER TREATED US LIKE A COMMITTEE AND ONLY AS TOOLS FOR YOU TO EXPERIMENT OUT AND GET READY FOR YOUR NEXT FUCKING BATCH OF MORE "USEFUL" Sec 3s. Have you ever wondered if the sec 3s will become what they are without us? YOu are there ti give bullshit, we are there to receive it and change it into gold? HELL NO!

That was not aiming anyone, serious, it can be anyone that i am talking about, if you think you are guilty, then the sentence is that, you finally had realised what you have done to us. If you are pissed somehow you managed to read this or some moron come running to you and tell you all this bullshit. This just proves to show how fucking guilty you are, you are just not willing to accept the fact that all these are real and you dont look like a nice guy anymore, this is a matter of opinion an nothing else.

THe following sentence will be dedicated to a sec 3 and this will be very obvious, this may spark war, but seriously, dont give me bullshit, i dont give a fucking damn. You are not who you are if not for me and Alizul's training and teaching, you may deny that you learn everything yourself, and that you are far better than us. DONT GIVE ME FUCKING BULLSHIT. I VERY WELL KNOW MYSELF THAT MY FIRST AID SKILLS FAR SUPPRESSED YOURS AND MY KNOTS MAY NOT LOSE TO YOU EITHER. COMPARED TO ALIZUL, ITS EVEN WORSE, YOUR OUTDOOR COOKING DEFINITELY CANNOT WIN HIS AND PIONEERING IS WAY BETTER THAT YOURS. FOOTDRILL IS A MATTER OF A SENSE OF AESTHETIC, DIFFERENT PEOPLE HAD DIFFERENT VIEWS OF IT, WE SHALL NOT TALK ABOUT THAT EVEN THOUGH MINE AND ALIZULS VERY WELL COULD BE COMPARED TO YOU. IF YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT LEADERSHIP, I DEEPLY BELIEVE THAT MINE AND ALIZULS IS NO WHERE WORST THAN YOURS. YOU LITTLE FUCKING MIDGET, LISTEN UP, YOURS IS PURE ARROGANCE AND CLEARLY NO ONE LIKES YOU. NEXT, ME AND ALIZUL BOTH HAD EXTREME ENDS OF DIFFERENT TYPE OF LEADERSHIP SKILLS, HIS IS HEAD ON AND MINE IS MOTIVATION. YOU MAY THINK I AM A FUCKING JOKER WHO HAD NO SKILLS OR ANYTHING, LET ME TELL YOU, YOU HAD NO FUCKING IDEA WHO YOU ARE MESSING AROUND WITH. MY PURPOSE IS TO ALLOW YOU MORONS TO ENJOY THE FUCKING CCA DESPITE THE STRICT DISCIPLINE, ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES JACK A DULL BOY, SO STOP BEING A FUCKING ARROGANT IDIOT.

This is suppose to be a happy post, but i am just too pissed off about it, tmmr one will definitely be happy one, i will also be posting a video of Geneva dancing ballet, i hope it could be uploaded, and pictures, lots of them. Thats all folks, Take care and god bless, May God Bless the Holy Virgins of GaGa, my Friends out there and readers and of cause not forgetting the Gays, BYe! take care!

ARgh!

2010-01-03T13:49:00.002+08:00

HEy! Its 2010,, i know this is freaking late and all but come on, i aint one of those people who go WOOOOOO HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!! On 1st Jan. I haven been bloggin lately because i am rushing through all my syllabus again. Tomorrow is the day when all hell break lose and i start screaming "WHY DID YOU KILL MY BABY!!!" okay... awkward!!! No but seriously, its mad.

I hate it when i have face things alone and no one really understands me, its kinda stupid because time and time again you try and talk, morons just dont understand them.

Btw, i am going on and on about my 100th post surprise but sorry people its still authentic beacuse i search through all my stupid old posts and found a draft. So my very next post would be my 100th post. So i most probably would not be posting for the next 2 following weeks because i had exams and i would not have time to think and do something totally retarded with the Holy Virgins. SO when my exam ends, i will be doing something hilariously cool and retarded. Well, of cause how could there be a celebration without cakes? So i will most probably be baking also.

I have to head for tuition now. Sayonara people and good luck and take care. May God bless the Holy Virgins of Gaga, my friends and readers and of course not forgetting the Gays. ALl the best for those schooling and get ready for a mad 2010! Bye!

Its would be really nice if you spam happy wishes on my tagboard. Just put your name and start spamming it. Tell the most random stuff you could possibly think of, or maybe your new year wish of not being a virgin by 2011. It would be really nice if you could wish me good luck for my exams too. Hahahhaa! So What are you waiting for? START SPAMMING!!!

paint!!!!

2009-12-30T00:45:00.003+08:00

Okay, so nothing much happened today hahhaaha! Went to school for scouts. We did colour coding for spars. And guess what, i kena paint on my JEANS that is from Levis and it cost like $100+ OUCH! Sad, then kena on my PUMA Shoes which cost another $100+ OUCH^2 LOL. Okay la, i manage to get a little of my shoes, wait wait, dont go rolling your eyes when i state the price and all, i am not showing off, i just want to show how stupid and painful it is for me to paint in them. LOL

Then after that did a little knots and drills with the Sec 2s and 1s. I tried making hell for them but they kept sating they were too tired LOL. Hai.. back in our olden days ah! hai.. okay sound like some ah peh again. Hahhaha!

THen after that went to Tuition at AUnty Vic. I really hope that i could take back my a maths. GOD BLESS ME MAN. I think that i am kinda starting to like Aunty Vic's tuition, dunno why. Hahahhaaha! OMG I AM WEIRD!

Okay now its songs and video time!! Signing off! Good bye and Take Care! May god bless the HOLY VIRGINS OF GAGA, my friends and readers and of course not forgetting the GAYS.

This IS AN AWESOME SONG, ITS AMAZING!

Okay, i know its weird and all, the beat is good, come on, she is just a slut in the video. A WHORE, you have to agree that her vocals are pretty good, and no one is in the position to reprimand her or anything. She does make pretty decent music and she is just not the age to make such videos of squeezing her boobs and showing off her cleavage. COme on Miley! YOU ARE A BLOODY DISNEY STAR! WAit till you are 21 please! come on!

I know its paramore and stuff but yeah, its nice.

I love the musci video. I cant figure out the meaning to the lyrics yet, have to read through but the main thing for me posting this is for its sadistic ending. Its kinda cute. Haahhaha!

SPeaks my mind, hahhaaha!

FUCK MY STUDIES, HATE MY FUCKED UP LIFE. OMG. I PITY ILLAISHA FOR GOING THROUGH THIS. HAHAHHAHAHHA!

RHIAN

2009-12-28T23:18:00.002+08:00

Herm... a i stupid or dumb? Am i fat or plus size? Am i short or vertically challenged? Is the cup of water hall-full or half-empty? AM i drunk or tipsy? Herm... those were most probably those question that i made myself crazy about, another one is why orange is call orange but not any other colour? I am driving everyone crazy. But most probably for the other above question, everyone will just say i am both. Welcome to my world!

Now, let us talk about my wonderfully spent day today. WHy is that so? BECAUSE I WENT OUT WITH MY OLD CHUCKY PAL. RHIAN NICOLE MOHD-RAWI. Okay most probably you would think why Chucky? Let me a grandfather and explain the origins of everything. CHucky was sort of my group name when we were back in Sec one and Two. THose were our crazy and mad moments we shared in our memories. I love being sadistic, so did my previous idol, CHucky. I sort of like influence my previous Chucky partners to turn into one of me. It did not worked out that well, they are still pretty holy and angelic. But we were mad and crazy and i think we pretty much like our name, DOn't you think so RHian? Okay, our group sort of like consist of only 3 people, we are multi-ethnic you know, so it is Me, Rhian and Of course not forgetting Sufiah hey wait, did i spell that correctly? i think so, sorry if its wrong, it has been million of years when we last met and chatted, okay fine a few months, okay FINE two months. but come on, give the old man(me) a break! WAIT I AM NOT OLD!

Okay, so we had three different race already. We are only missing out the indian, we first considered Ezra but he aint much into it. SO we ended up with Bava! THen slowly, we moved up to Sec 3, Our dear princess RHian needs to go overseas to study, I cried like mad, i even get down onto my knees and beg her not to go, i cried and cried until i broke down and became an emo freak. Okay.. not a very good was of expressing, but still. OKAY FINE I ADMIT IT, I DID NOT DO ALL THOSE STUFF, But come on, one life needs drama to happen. Honestly i was really pretty sad, she was one of those friends that you could die for to have. so i was really pretty much upset about it. But now I AM OVER THE MOON THAT SHE IS NOT STUDYING IN THE LOUSIEST BULLCRAP SCHOOL IN THE WHOLE OF FUCKING SINGAPORE. I am glad foe her to leave and happy for her to be able to do so well over there, well in all aspects of life... hahahhaha! I shall not elaborate. WEll, like seriously, that Mr Bean guy was way way way better than the stupid onion head bitch. Like for serious opps... :P

I shall not elaborate much about today as one sentence sums it all up. IT BRINGS BACK GOOD OLD MEMORIES THAT IS TOTALLY AWESOME AND BEAUTIFUL AND AMAZING AND BRILLIANT, I TOTALLY DID NOT REGRET TODAY. Went out with Rhian and Illaisha, Bava, Ethel and Hweechi.

Now i am on web cam with them and seriously, RHIAN HAS TURN INTO A CAM WHORE. LIKE WHAT THE FUCKING SANTA CLUAS HAPPENED? THey are playing with light sticks and they are mad bitches. Turst me, MAD BITCHES!

ARGH!!!! Okay herm.. anything i want to post about? I dont think so! But i really wanted to go out with Rhian again tomorrow. SAD! GOT SCOUTS AND AUNTY VIC. OMG! LIFE SUCKS! LOL No la, nvm, Maybe next time then... Herm.. Let me think of anything i can do for her before she goes back. Lets squeeze my rotting brain juice for like once in my entire life for this. I think thats it people, Signing Off! Good bye and take care people! May God bless the Holy VIrgins of GagA, my friends and readers and of course not forgetting the GAYS!!!

MAD WORLD

2009-12-28T00:13:00.002+08:00

Okay, Whew, let me tell you all, PARTEH IS MAD. Its practically really mad, i would not elaborate much on it because it would be super boring and stuff like let me summarise.

I got fucked up pissed off at the fucking useless and lousy food caterer. He is like fucked up stupid and the food tasted like shit. The food is like leftovers placed on the floor and steped on million of times then scoop it back up and serving it to us. Dude, its not red grape wine, you don't need to do that. I stared at the stupid caterer when his display of food is so FUCKED up. I literally was staring until i cannot stand it anymore. I just tell him rearrange the food accordingly. Like serious, he is a bloody caterer and he dont know about that, its stupid. He should be Fired.

I ate like a tiny portion and thats it. The rest also did the same hahhahhaha! The thing about my family is that, we have very contrasting background. I have uncles and Aunts that is super super rich. Then i have cousins of my father who are rather poor, like really, poor, literally poor. Then of course you have me, the fucking poor little fella that is like a little retarded hobbit. No money, no talent, no heart.

THen let me advice you on this thing. NEVER BRING TABOO TO A PARTEH. Steffi brought Taboo and everyone went mad over it. We were splited into teams. omg, it was fucked up mad. WE SCREAMED, SHOUTED. ANd FOUGHT. Hahahha! MeiBin would still need to walk over to out game area and say " I called the police, i told them we needed the SWAT team and the anti-riot police." We laughed and paused for a while... AND STARTED SCREAMING AGAIN.

After that, played mahjong, drank a little wine and stuff, got high and went nuts. Need i say more?

Now, lets move to today. I rotted, then went for stupid tuition. Cause my stupid malaysian trip is cancalled. But still didnt go Aunty Vic cause got something on. THen at night watched Singapore Idol, and Promise, some local movie. OMG.

SINGAPORE IDOL IS BULLCRAP. LIKE SERIOUSLY. SEZAIRI WON, LIKE THAT GUY CAN MAKE MUSIC, HONESTLY, BUT I SERIOUSLY THINK THAT HE CANNOT SING, HE DONT EVEN HAVE A STEADY WOICE TO START WITH. I WAS SO PISSED OFF, SYLVIA CAN SING BUT SHE DIDN'T DO MUCH COMTEMPORY ARRANGEMENT THATS WHY SHE LOST, BUT FOR HEAVEN AND EARTH SAKE, LET THAT BLOODY GIRL WIN. LET A BLOODY GIRL WIN JUST ONE BLOODY SEASON FOR GOD SAKE.

Then we had this amazing new idol of mine singing her heart out in the idol stage. SHE WAS BRILLIANT, SHE WAS AMAZING, SHE WAS FIERCE. Yes! There is only one person on stage this evening that has that ability and power. That is none other than CHARICE PEMPENGCO
SHe blew everyone with her powerful vocals, she is is like 17? THat is some powerful pinoy power man.

I will post two videos of this powerhouse singing later on, so enjoy my friends and i am signing off now, good bye and take care. May god bless the HOLY VIRGINS OF GAGA, My friends and readers and of course not forgetting the gays.

THis is amazing, Omg Thanks to Oprah and Celine for having such big hearts.

Another amazing feat done by her. Super amazing.

Omg

2009-12-26T18:26:00.002+08:00

THis is bloody awesome. I am heading to a Parteh right now, but i totally insist on posting this two videos. TOtally on the courtesy of Ophelia, As known as the Marvelous Ermanda. To share with me this awesome videos. Don't get turn off by the starting, it just get really cool at the back. ENjoy! and God bless the holy VIrgins of Gaga, my friends and readers and not forgetting the gAys. Take care!

Merry Christmas!!!!

2009-12-26T01:18:00.003+08:00

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL MY FRIENDS OUT THERE!!!!!!!

May your wishes come true and may God bless us and

kill us with the upcoming challenges of 2010!!!!

Come on guys, i know i am like super late to post this bloody Merry Christmas Post. But come on!! We are like erm.. 13 hours AHEAD OF NEW YORK. So in actual fact. IT IS STILL CHRISTMAS. It originated from there i think. Okay, not the bible story type of thingy, come on, people who created the bible does not create Santa Claus. It an "imaginary" Character created by some doofus who wants to cheat his/her children's feeling. Like FO serious!

So lets give Santa a little more time to travel around the world! Dude, face the bloody fact there is one Santa Claus in this world... i think... is there even one? But nevermind, thats not the point. The thing is Theoretically there is only one Santa Claus in the world he needs time to climb down chimney tops to give presents. given his size, he would have take at least 15 mins for each household. Unless everyone is in his naughty list, or he would have to finish giving out the presents only when Chinese New Year come. Like seriously, eating log cake and singing Christmas Carols during Chinese new Year while receiving Ang Pow is not a nice pretty scene. So cut Santa some slack, tell your Parents to help him a little and get you gifts instead.

So, when did i last posted? OH! yes yes, me being a Vulgar bitch, Don't worry, vulgarities are not coming out anytime soon, it bad to educate my readers this way. So that was on Wednesday. On THursday, went to Ikea with Ethel, i literally CRAWLED out of bed, we were suppose to meet at 10 but she got held up. We went for breakfast in Ikea. Trust me i gave the same little shit ass look and reaction when i heard of breakfast in Ikea. But dude, its AWESOME. Its amazingly delicious not to mention its free. Hahhahaha! I shall not elaborate on the FREE part before i get hammered. Now now, where were we, oh yes, they had breakfast at Tiffany's, i had mine in Ikea. Now, there was this dish of the day with spaghetti and fish and carrots and corn. Thats what i ordered, the dish ain't big but it goes into the stomach just well. Its healthier to eat like only 70% full instead of full FULL. Do you get that? herm... So i was 70% full, then i ate this tiny little potato salad, trust me NEVER ADD SALT TO IT. It taste horrendous after it. But before the salt thing, it taste Marvelous. Then I was 75% full, just right and all, but We went nuts and ordered Swedish meatballs. It was an Awesome dish, there was 10 balls, literally, think straight people, STRAIGHT. Then i ate one, Ethel ate one and we were full. Ethel ate only 2 Chicken wings by the way, so i was full, she was full. We didn't want to waste the other 8 balls, so we decided to play Rocks, Paper and Scissors. Loser would eat, Apparently Ethel lied about being suckish at the game. The Swedish meatball was made of pork and beef i think. Sorry to all halal people out there oh also to those who cant eat beef. Sorry. But IT tasted amazing. Mushroom sauce was added to it and at the side of it, there was JAm, yes FRUIT JAM. Don't freak out yet. BUt i did at first but come on! i ate worst thing than that! So i ate it. IT WAS FABULOUS hahhaha! totally over expressing but whatever. I thought it was likd of mad but i suddenly recalled Nigella using Jam in meat dishes before and just like 1 hour ago i watched Jamie Oliver, he did use Jam for meat dishes and he said that the sweet tangyness compliments the savoury slight saltiness of the sauce. Oh... Amazing right? How flavours could be brought out by using other flavours.

Lets move on, so went went around like mad retards as we waited for Geneva's arrival. Then she came, then we went for that one dollar hot dog thingy. I know the whole day it has been eating, but trust me walking around Ikea is some form of exercise and guess what, it may sound retarded and all but its really cool and fun to check out the stuff there. We ate and blah blah blah. GENEVA IS A MAD UNGLAM EATER. You will freak out when you see her eat. Like FO serious.

Then We continued being mad people in Ikea and bought really cheap stuff which just reminded me that i need to return Ethel some money. Look, Ikea is some place that is fun to hang around and buy cheap and usable stuff. Its DEFINITELY NOT some stupid place that rich bratts go to. Please come on, how rich can i be when i live in a 3 room flat. Then BLah BLah BLah ethel needs to go so Blah BLah BLah. THen went to AUnty VIc BLah BLah BLah. In the Evening went to catch a movie with family.

I AM URGING YOU TO GO AND WATCH AVATAR

NOW! like FO SERIOUS, ITS AN AMAZING MOVIE

THAT JUST SUCKS YOU RIGHT INTO IT. HURRY

WATCH IT SOON!

I bet it with my life.

IT IS THE BEST MOVIE I HAVE EVEN WATCHED IN

MY LIFE.

It definitely beat out all the other action movies and other adventure and SCience fiction bull crap i watched. If you think its a science fiction bullshit that involves blue people running around, you were wrong. I was wrong, for doubting it. Just go and watch it, i pretty much guarantee that its an awesome movie. Its those type that i wouldnt mind watching over and over and over and over again.

Okay lets move on to CHRISTMAS!!! TOday went to the market in the morning to grab my ingredients and stuff. Then i went back home and started baking. IT WAS SUPERB. IT WAS AMAZING! It was one of the best fairy little cakes that i made. Its beautifully crafted. and stuff. Super amazing. Hahahaha! I dont know why everytime i made something with others it would naturally flop. But stuff i made myself would just bloom hahhahahaha! CHEY CHEY!

THen Brought it over to Lucella's house for A PARTEH!!!! ITS PARTEHHH TIME!!!! WOOOO!!!! Her Mum totally love the stuff i made and she kept repeating the point when she said the things i made are really nice and awesome to eat. I was on cloud 9. It is always nice to know that there are people out there who actually appreciates what you are doing and stuff. Lucella's house is amazing, it just gives this natural feeling of a cozy and warm home. its just really nice.

THen after that went home pretty early cause Lucella was tired and she still needs to entertain another batch of guest coming in at night. Poor tiny little girls. Hahahaha! she didn't change much, but definitely grown alot prettier and mature. Hahha! Its true Lucella, i ain't just trying to fake my way through. Your piano skills are amazing, thats without a doubt, everyone knows that.

Then went home had a tiny little dinner and chill out when all the conversations start flowing in, by the way, my house CHristmas Parteh is tomorrow actually tonight to be exact but its still cool and stuff even though its after christmas, its still amazing to hang around. Where was i? Oh yeah, conversations part. Where everything start turning real bad and my Dad and Mum did it again, omg. Totally got disgusted by the way they make things sounds and the way they make me feel useless and stuff. My mum literally acted as if i dropped out of school and i am going to be a toilet cleaner guy. Like FO serious, what the hell is wrong man. I just ignored and continue watching Tv, Its CHRISTMAS i dont want to spoil my mood.

Pretty much thats it. I know its pretty long, no videos or pictures today, Usb still giving me problems and its just mad to find videos now, i will just have to find them tomorrow to entertain you guys hahhahha! Bye! Take Care and GOd Bless, May GOd bless the Holy Virgins Of GaGA and to all my friends out there and not forgetting the GAYS. Bye and Take Care.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL MY DEAR FRIENDS OUT

THERE, IF YOU DIDN'T RECEIVE MY MESSAGE I AM

SORRY, I AIN'T PRETTY MUCH THAT RICH. BYE AND

ENJOY THIS FESTIVE SEASON!!

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2009-12-24T00:21:00.002+08:00

i just fucking realised how many bloody blog drafts i have. WHICH IS ALOT. i deleted them and i got 7 more blog spaces. That then will be my authentic 100th post. so, Maybe when Ophelia come back from Indonesia, then he will be just in time for my 100th post, then i will be too busy fucking preparing for my shitass examination that i will fucked up pissed off with everything which will result in many, i repeat MANY FUCKING CASUALTIES.

So this is a bloody warning, better not get on my nerves when its a week before the school reopens and the first week of it too. You do some small little thing, I make sure you are a guy without balls and a cha bo with no eyeballs. I dunno whats with me and balls nowadays. Its pretty fucked up. Ophelia don't worry SATAN DID NOT EAT UP MY BALLS. Well, i told you maid training is hard, you have to go all the way back to indonesia to scrub shit out of everything. I suggest you come back quick and start nun training instead. Just singing la la land songs and give useless advices. Okay, i am so going to get sued for putting that up. I was just joking mate!i mean to the nuns and indonesia, but seriously, Ophelia, come back and be a nun, its a much better and easier life job then scrubbing stupid people's toilet bowls.

I was pissed off when i woke up this morning. It was as if the whole world was against me. Well, maybe its more of me against the whole world but whatever. I selpt at 3 yesterday as i was busy watching stupid videos on youtube to cheer myself up. Clearly that didnt work if not today would not have been hell to alot of other people. I woke up at around 11 plus i think, its pretty late though. Scrambled to wash up and get ready to get out of the house for fucked up tuition. Then there was this bloody mini jam outside my house that cause me to be late. You see, a hungry man is an angry man, i was pissed off at the bus uncle for driving so SLOW. So when i was alighting the bus, i just went up to the uncle and said. " Uncle ah! Thank you for driving the bus SO QUICKLY huh!" Then start walking away, i bet the bloody bus uncle feel like driving up bloody bus and screw me up with it.. Herm... I wonder how does that feel?

Then i was walking along this paveway bacause its bloody hell raining, then there was this fucked up old man in front of me SMOKING. I choked a little and i COMPLETELY HATE SMOKERS THEY ARE THE MOST FUCKED UP MORONS IN THE WORLD THAT PAYS TO DIE EARLY. AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Then i ran pass him, turn back and said.. " EH! UNCLE AH! YOU ARE SPENDING MONEY TO KILL YOURSELF LEH! YOU SO OLD LIAO! KEEP YOUR LIFE LONGER TO ENJOY IT LA!" Then i just walked away after the total roll my eyes looks. I know i am a total bitch but whatever, today i AM THE KING!!!

Then this Ah Ma suddenly stopped in front of me then i just bang into her.. okay that sounds so... wrong. omg.. omg omg. god bless the holy Saint Gerald. Then i just walk away. I am a bastard i know.

Then i went to Mac to da bao burger for my lunch before i kill my tutor. Then at Mac, there is this stupid cashier then kept ignoring me, then i just said " Oi!" then she like kena shocked like that then she kept saying sorry afterwards. Then i just acted like some spoilt son of a bitch. Hahahhahaa! I am a EVIL WHORE.

Then i went up to tuition, on the way i saw this girl kept looking at me. Its either i am way to ugly to exist or i am too handsome and hunky for her to handle. Then i just say " Hi! Is there anything wrong with my face?" THen i just walk away. I seriously don't know what the fuck is wrong with me today, i think its due to yesterday's incident. God BLess it don't last long.

Then went tuition blah blah blah. THen WEnt home then blah blah blah then kena nagged and blah blah blah(ED) by my parents again for not studying. Uh huh! GOD KILL ME

Then blah blah blah, my dad just screamed at me to go to bed and stop playing the computer. I just replied " GO TO SLEEP LA" THen i just continue blogging. LOL

Look i should be singing For your Entertainment byb Adam Lambert.. WOOO!!!!! I am a bloody hell satan's Babi that bring hell to whoever that know me. FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT!!!

By the way, i did this stupid test about myself that Ethel send me.

I chose Green - I am WACKY
I chose Dog - I am Loving ( i am so giving the two eye brows Shanaynay look now! )
I chose Spain - I am BUSY!! UH HUH!
I chose Piano - I am POPULAR! ( I am so giving the Shanaynay look again ) GURL!
I chose Coke - I am WIld.... ( GURL, FO SERIOUS! I AM WILD? okay maybe a little... )

Anyway Got to go, i bet you haven finish all my videos yet, SO continue enjoying them.. Signing Off, Bye! Good Luck and Take Care! God bless the Holy Virgins Of Gaga and of cause not forgetting the Gays! Bye! Don't hate me for what i have done today. Its only one day thing i hope.. Bye all!

BUSY

2009-12-22T23:04:00.003+08:00

My life is so fucked up right now. Like seriously. GOD!!!! I wish i could just DIE, puke blood and barf all over Mona Lisa. You know the bloody whore in the fucking painting that made people go nuts all about her. Until now, i still don't see the magic in the bloody painting. But who cares, Ophra Is Hot and Hitler is the holy spirit of propaganda. Bloody hell, my life is so fucked up that i really consider the fact that i do have a life or maybe SHANAYNAY should just come in and tell me GURLL!!! GET A FUCKED UP LIFE MAN!! My life just sucks.

If you think your life is bullcrap, you have never lead my life yet. Like seriously, i could easily bet that you will die and crumble in less than a fucked up week. The pressure is like a deep sea hole on the ocean floor. It that hard and you could barely breathe and survive and survive the pressure. Its scientifically proven that you cannot survive the pressure from the deep ocean floor for more than 3 seconds. Trust me on this, its bullshit i know like all the time the things i tell Ethel when she don't eat her food. The bloody food that she is lucky to have but still waste it away and throw it one side. Every 7 seconds someone dies of hunger in the world. Every 3 seconds someone is diagnosed AIDS.

Forget it, its hard to explain the pressure and stuff that i am handling right now. THANK GOD FOR LETTING ME HOLD ON TO MY FUCKING TEARS IN THE FUCKED UP RESTAURANT MAN! If not i could not imagine how the bloody scene would look like, i bet its even worse that millions of people puking at you at the same time. Well, i am self entertaining myself now, but oh lord its not fucking working.

Damn that Ophelia is in bloody Indonesia, i have pictures to post, but i am still having fucked up problems with the bloody USB cable, by the way thanks to Hucci, i was a little cheered up but i think i am still feeling slightly rock bottomed now, Hucci just managed to revive me a little, like the scene the the doctor is using this iron looking thing to pump electricity into the guy's body and he goes like " CLEAR!" *boomz* the body goes up slightly but sank down again.... Herm.. YOu get what i mean? Like seriously? Herm.. Forget it. To make up for the fucked up days that i didnt post, i will make it up for all the entertainment that you guys are deprived off my blog. I WILL BE POSTING AT LEAST 10 VIDEOS TODAY AND YOU KNOW WHAT! I can bet with you people that some of you retards out there have not finish watching all my other amazing videos that i posted. Come on man! They are all Hilariously Funneh! and amazing and cool. If you had the time just watch them alright? It just takes a few minutes of your life.

Signing off here, May God Bless the HOLY VIRGINS OF GAGA and the GAYS and now in desperate need of help MMMMMEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!! Stay tuned and hyped up for more ENTERTAINMENTS!

This is An AMAZING SONG introduced to me by Ophelia. Thanks so much, It currently speaks my heart. WIld Horses i want to be like you.

This song is also called Wild horses by Susan Boyle. ITs AMAZING. Sorry if i am boring you guys out by telling you guys to listen to all these emo and slow and pretty much sad songs. But they are awesome and i wish you guys could appreciate them too. Enjoy! :)

HAHA! Okay bye to the blues and enjoy this cute little song that reminds me of Laprechauns somehow. Herm... Whatever, Ophra thinks he is cute and sexy... What about you?

Pretty amazing song, okay look the fact here is that this song is not only meant for 2012. Yes the bloody event that you guys will laugh at as you watch it in 2013 but look this song means so much more. You can imagine this song being played for like people that is awaiting for miracles in War, Hospitals and even exams. Well, the exam part, you wish for miracles when you dont study and you were hoping for a fucked up 7 A1s. Look the song means alot more that some bullshit event in 2012. Come on everyone, maybe its time for miracles and NEVER GIVE UP ON LOVE. No matter how bullshit the bloody situation is.

Thanks to Bava, this song was introduced to me, Enjoy and its really a pretty song. Well, just don't imagine the scene whereby the girl is grabbing onto the guy's leg begging him not to go.

THis song is just amazing, its makes you wanna dance to it. Slut dance, bitch dance, whore dance and even pole dance it. Herm... Thank god i didnt reveal the fact that i booty dance to it... Opps... Kidding! Okay its a really nice song, just want to dance and sing to it everytime you here this song.

THis song is amazing, just reminds me of SImin, i HAD ZERO IDEA WHY BUT IT JUST DOES. They call themselves Tokio Hotel because they think that tokyo is the best city in the world clearly they haven been to Singapore... CHEY CHEY!! Then their dream is to live in every single hotel in the world to enjoy life, GURLL!!! GET A LIFE

Okay! Enough of songs for the day, now lets move on to something Gay and funny, Enjoy!

This is funny, exspecially the ending, SUPER FUNNY

Thats all for today folks! Hope you enjoy!! Take CARE!

Wee.

2009-12-19T01:54:00.004+08:00

Well, i deleted some unused old bullshit post that is pretty long ago which i find very stupid and disgusting myself. No, not i find myself disgusting, i find the post that i posted was childish and disgusting. Not Me. Oh well. Still struggling a little with the homework. Damn.. STill working hard on them, meanwhile Shane hit his 1000000 subscribers goal. He cried in his post LOL. Well, he is cool and all, Congratz.

Now, i have been out and in and have been baking these few days. The cake and Tart did not turn out the way i wanted them too. It pretty much sucks. Still figuring out what went wrong. have to thanks Puey Yi for paying much of the ingredients money and Geneva for helping out. Well, tomorrow is going to be pretty hectic. TRUST ME. Its going to be MAD!!! WEEEEEE!!!

My Brother, the second little baldie is going to have his officer Cadet Commissioning Parade and then we would have to rush over to our Cousin brother's Wedding. Its mad, gotta wake up pretty early tomorrow morning cause got to head over to the groom's house or something. This time they were mad, flying all the way to Paris for their wedding photoshoot. Well, i wish i could do that if i had a wife next time. It has got to be the best moment of her life. Hahahhaha! Provided i have the money. I am a broke ass kid living in a 3 room flat.

Okay enough said, i am going to post some cool little videos up again, so ENJOY! Take Care and May God bless you guys, Holy Virgins Of GaGa and not forgetting the Gays. Cherios! is that how you spell it? Weird....

THat was a tribute to the king of Pop. It's cool and awesome.

AWESOME

2009-12-14T23:34:00.005+08:00

HEY GUYS!! Okay, i wont be posting much words up cause i need to wait for Ophelia to come back from Indonesia to do my 100th post surprise together! so i will just keep adding on to this very post so it will get very long long long long long long long long long LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG i guess you get what i meant huh. So not you kill you with this bloody long words post. I will be posting Videos up for you guys to enjoy. Its normally comedy, music videos or covers done by Amazing People. So ENJOY!!

First I HAVE TO TELL YOU GUYS HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM FOR DOING WHAT THEY ARE DOING. THe Piano Guy Was bloody funny towards the ending. Its cool, to all my readers out there. Maybe you should try these stuff with your own group of friends! Even without instruments. Embrace your own unique voice. EVERYONE IN THE WORLD CAN SING. YES EVEN OBAMA AND GORDON RAMSAY. EVEN OPRAH WINFREY AND EVEN YOUR MAID OR AUNTS OR EVEN BETTER THE TOILET CLEANERS. Look the point is, music should be something that could be enjoyed and embrace by every single one of you out there. You may think i am talking crap, but what do you think the purpose of creating music is for? You can give me another 101 different crappy reasons why music was created. but you cannot deny the fact that the fathers of music created Music for? Listen to Beethoven, Mozart they may play classic and all but their music, portrays a scene from their heart from their life. So try it with your friends, it can be really fun and for all you know, you may create or discover things you never knew about yourself.

CirUcs by the same Gang. Its awesome, not a fan of the the Chorus though. hahaha, the falsetto of the main vocal guy was distracting at some point.

This was introduce to me by MALINI!!!! It was amazing, thanks for sharing and now i can share with more people!!!

This was pretty good comparing his vocals to Beyonce was just unquestionable, we all know who is going to win but Come on! He was daring enough to try out the song.

Love the way how he gives the intro. Seriously he made Miley Cyrus's song sound so much more beautiful and in depth. However, i am still in no position to judge others, yes even Miley, So nvm. Its just a Beautiful piano cover done by him.

Another BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL cover done by him. Keep Holding on by Avril. Enjoy!

THis is Awesome. but seriously, the guy performed until super Gay. However, its nice and his vocals are pretty good. Check it Out!

ARGH

2009-12-14T21:12:00.004+08:00

Argh, DRatz. Just Came back from malaysia. Kena fever again. I AM NOT AFRAID OF YOU. NEITHER ARE YOU AFRAID OF ME. JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT THATS IT. Okay, forget it, you won't undertand my bullcrap here.

I am way to lazy to type out everything that happened to me during the time i was missing away form the blog. I will just sum things up, i went to 313 somerset on... er... i forgot when but its on a weekday ad i tell you. IT BLOODY PACKED. Went to UNIQLO cause got SUPER BIG DISCOUNT there. I dont get the shop name though, LOL it from Japan if i am not wrong, whatever. I just went there to get cheap stuff. THen went to Rose of Sharon with my mum to buy her evening gown. OMg, GIRLS CAN TAKE MILLION OF YEARS CHOSING ONE DRESS. I took like 1 hour in Uniqlo to get the cheap and nice stuff, went to fitting, omg, the fitting room is mad. The place is so freaking packed. i have pictures but i am too lazy to post. my mum took 2 and a half hours. Having 2 attendants and only choosing one dress. I am like Girl!!! seriously!! just get over it! LOL

Okay then went back home which is another problem. the bloody train is so fucking full. and its not my problem, its not that i am fat and big and ugly thats why i occupy alot of space okay! i lost 5 kgs so far during the holidays. WWWOOOOO!!!!! BEAT THAT! LOL my mum practically drag me into the train and squeeze me into one corner.

Then Went back to Malaysia Yesterday. Went to visit my grandparents. It was a surprise trip, so neither of them know that we are going back. i just hope that we don't freak them out too much so that they would kena heart attack... AIYO CHOY AH CHOY AH!!! touch mood man!! OMG I AM SUCH A BITCH.

Cause they were not informed of our arrival, so they went to Pasar pagi forgive me if i spell wrongly, not malay huh. We went back and no one is home. Because its a Kampong, they have no where else to go but there. So we went there to find them, then we saw their car passing in front of us. So we tailed them like PAPARAZZI LOL. Then they were so bloody shocked when they saw us. Hahha, its literally like we stalking them for a full 15 minutes until they saw us waving like mad behind them.

Because my elder brother kena stomach flu, so we rushed home early this morning. LOL stupid bitch. I am now also down with high fever don't ask why, cause its restricted information.

Nvm, i think theres some stupid problem with my usb cable again, so no photos again. i see first. in the mean time, let me post some videos up to entertain you guys. By the way, i really don't like Shane's latest video. its kinda against my own rights and principles to use those animals pictures to do stupid things LIKE GIRL! GET A VACHINA!!!!! Then, currently i am on the phone with Ophelia and Viola. Laughing like mad, So people please enjoy the videos and songs while i sign off. May God Bless and take care. May God bless the HOLY VIRGINS OF GAGA and of cauyse not forgetting the Gays. Bye! Take Care!

I LOVE THIS BLOODY SONG, IT SO TOUCHING AND AWESOME. Tears are rolling down my eyes hahahha! LOVE MARIAH CAREY!!!

THis song is Mad, Like reflecting my mind now lol. Everything is FOR MY ENTERTAINMENT!!

THis Is funneh!!!!! Love her!!

ANother Funny classic LOL

This is BLOODY funny!!! Ophelia shared it with me.

DO YOU SEE IT?? It's from Ophelia's friend's friend's friend's Facebook LOL THanks and i love you! LOL. If you have no bloody idea what the hell it is. Its GULA GULA MAN. In other words... P O C O N G. LOL

CUte SONG!!!!

2009-12-10T00:22:00.001+08:00

THis song is so cute i cannot resist not posting about it.

COnfused

2009-12-09T22:36:00.006+08:00

Herm... you must be wondering what the fuck am i busy with right now? Well... Scouts part is over, now is the bloody A Maths part. I have COMPLETED MY BIO HOMEWORK!!!!!! In what? TWO DAYS? its like What The FUCKKK??? omg omg. hahhahaha!

Please forgive me of my vulgarities today, its just a one day thing like GGIIRRRLLL!! yeahup... shit... Damn the holy saints of virgins. Please don't be surprise i am a WOnDERFUL person, just that i have weird stuff going on with me everyday. One day it could be WHAT THE FUUCCCK??!!! or GGGIIIRRRLLLL!!! or maybe just.... BABISM ROCKS!!!!!! Well, luckily today is one of those lucky days that all three is happening at one time.. its like cooolllllll GGIIRRLLL! oh shit, i better stop that before i go WHAT THE FUCCCKKK with my family members. its bad.....

LOL. So, today After Scouts, went to buys stupid books and went to makan. Omg, Its like WHAT THE FUCK! Northpoint is on FIRE. Seriously, its a total OMG session. hahaha! But the Holy VIrgins are still cool.... hahha walking around, smelling the air. WOnder what happened to Elmo, Oh yeah about Elmo, there was this Sesame Streets thing going on, hahahah! so its all cool and LaLaLaLa, LaLaLaLa BURN THE MALL!!

Then Farhan went off earlier cause the Mum wants to makan with him, Like LOL square.

So left with me and Ermanda cause DHipan was not free. I think he went to the pioneering shit with laprechauns. LOL

THen after lunch at Eighteen Chefs, we went to our favourite hangout.. COLD STORAGE. DOn't ask why... cause its just.. like that la!

So, nothing happened much just a few more laughs here and there, and you know what??? I HAVE MORE PICTURES TO SHARE YEAH!!!!

SO Enjoy the pictures as i get real ready for my 100th posT!!! planning to do smth really mad. stay tune for more action from Saint Gerald, But i really feel like going back to be the devil. But whatever! Take care this festive season and do enjoy the weather, I LOVE it. God bless the HOLY VIRGINS OF GAGA, Everyone of my friends and of cause not forgettting the gays! God Bless! and take care cause SAnta Claus is coming to town!!!! Don't do bad things cause you will be in SATANS naughty list!! Take care! Bye!

Pens That i Love using, herm.. but they are those that are like one drop thats it kiss the bye bye type. Herm... maybe you guys got any good pen suggestions then leave a comment over at my tagboard. THanks!

You may say i have no life or whatsoever, but this is 3 thick bullshit of maths guide and assesment books. i am planning to start lastest after Christmas.. Herm... I will have to finish my homework fast then.

Its REdSpot. Its really good and helpful, its comes with Worked SOlutions.

Mascarpone!!! IMPORTANT INGREDIENT of Tiramisu. Hint.

LIKE FINALLY THERE IS DOUBLE CREAM IN SINGAPORE!!!!

Cheese Ice-Cream. DOn't even ask how we get there...

CHeesy Fries. Its awesome, you should try it at Eighteen chef the next time you go.

THeir Signature drinking mugs.

Wooo....... I ordered something special, The sauce is REd and White. LOL it tast like TOmato with Mayo... Opps. Looks like their secret is EXPOSED.

Okay, there is a thousand words behind this picture. keep it simple. The picture says it all, we were Cheap Skate as we waited 15 mins for the 3 o clock offer... LOL

Okay, this fish is found in the freezer compartment. no offence but Ermanda and me find it very similar looking to Robert Pattinson... Herm... SOrry to fans out there. I have sinned. I am sorry... LOL Like GIrlllll!!

THis is some funney bullshit about TIger WOods Hahhhaha!

Back

2009-12-07T22:52:00.003+08:00

Just woke up this morning, i seems to be perfectly fine, everything is back to normal. Thank GOd. I shall not expose anything in the camp as i find it a sensitive issue for me. Lots of things happen and i am not sure if its okay for me to blog it all out. Just things out of the world nothing else illegal. But i had fun. I was the camp cook and first aider. OMG i tell you, its never an easy task man. ITS MAD. Exspecially on fire drill night. everyone is sleeping except for ME. On, almost all the occasions i have to be awake cause no matter when i still have to be ready. OMg. ITS MAD. okay nvm, see who take over me next year. i laugh and cry for you.

Lets move on shall we.. herm.. other than the crazy camp nothing else happened much. TOday first time go to Aunty Vic for tuition... Its mad. I Sprinted through 3 Bio Chapters and one A Maths Chapter and one Chem chapter. Its mad i know. Just imagine the time taken. LOL

Tomorrow going back into hell again. ZZZ. its helpful and stuff but man, its mad. i think thats all. OH YEAH! HOW CAN I FORGET MY MORNING BADMINTON WITH THE HOLY VIRGINS OF GAGA. Its cool. We decided that next year, we will run the Standard Charted Marathon together. I dont care how fucking tought it is. Its something that we will accomplish TOGETHER.

I want to be like, everytime i look back at the shirt i can go hey! " thats something we accomplish together." I know its still early talking about leaving AI. But seriously we dont have much time left with each other. We still have 'O' levels and stuff. After all the bullshit, its all Bye!

I really regretted not meeting them earlier, its like, hanging out with them just makes me feel like i can totally be myself, we could laugh joke and do retarded things together and its just like totally stress free. You don't need to watch your words, your actions, and just be you.

Well, i guess we now just have to cherish every single moment we have with each together, seriously, no matter how stupid you find me or how retarded am i being sentimental over friends and everything. Well, sorry i am just a guy like that you don't like it? FUck off, i dont need you to read this. Well, the point is Cherish who you have. Friends play important part of your everyday life, without friends... who are you? what are you?

Just imagine one day without friends.. survivable.. two days without friends... still manage to live. Three days without friends, you will start turning crazy. it is scientifically proven that 12 days without any companion will cause one person to lose his sanity. not literally crazy but its like a living zombie. Trust me, its stupid, just treasure all your friends out there.

Ending it here bye all take care and god bless, Holy Virgins of Gaga and also not forgetting the GAys and of cause to ALL MY FRIENDS OUT THERE. Take care and god bless.

Now for pictures and videos. I know Shane is awesome and everything, blah blah blah, okay i will just stop that crap but this is just for entertainment.

This i love the twilight part.

this is to all my friends out there LOL

THis is a picture of SHANAYNAY. Its created by Ermanda. WE have been using her specialized two eyebrows look and her language ever since we know her. Which was when? Sep or something i can't really remember. but boy oh boy, its awesome and most importantly FUN! GIRRRLLLLL!!!

dead

2009-12-05T11:37:00.002+08:00

i am currently down with fever, why? i had zero idea. feeling kinda pathetic right now and i am doing things that i don't even know. Maybe because of that incident or smth, but i don't see the need to see the doctor or even worse the medium. i am recovering well, i guess, once i recover, i will be posting about the wonderful camp i just went through. Take care and god bless the gays and the HOLY VIRGINS OF GAGA.

I SWear i didn't kill him

2009-11-29T10:59:00.002+08:00

Okay... THis post is about yesterday, i SWEAR TO ALL THE ANGELS AND DEMONS THAT I DIDN'T KILL ANYONE.

Yesterday after going camp shopping with Mr Yong and Jordan, i met up with Ermanda so that he could pass me my vest which Lewis borrowed from. Then we decided to go cold storage to check out the price and the chickens. THE HALAL SECTION WAS SUPER HILARIOUS. TRUST ME. You should go and check it out once you are at NorthPoint. We went to the halal section and the first thing i saw was...

" SO TENDER AND JUICY. WHO SAYS COOKING ISN'T SEXY?"

We couldn't stop laughing, it does make sense somehow as you see my dead food blog, i describe food as sexy too, but only chocolates and sweet things, well not CHICKENS!

Then we laugh and move on to the next thing, i saw this packet of chicken feet, so i was telling him that i will buy that and cook for them in the camp, one patrol to one feet. THen he told me that they would be fighting over the fingers. Then i replied, "Well, eveyone loves the middle one huh. " We laugh and laugh AGAIN.

Then we moved on to another thing we saw, HALAL HEART..... That says enough right? THen there was the really sexy part, CHICKEN B'S WHOLE. I was wondering what the hell was that before i realised its the bloody ass. Then the most funneh part where we both could not resist taking pictures would have to be the BLESS BREAST. Literally, its what that is written there. OMG. WE LAUGHED LIKE MAD. My cable today is mad, so cannot post pictures, next post then i post, ITS FREAKING HILARIOUS. I laughed and laughed, while we wanted to take another picture, this Man apparantly the worker came up to us and said that we are not allowed to take pictures. LOL

So we went away, while laughing, then i told Saint Maria that we are not allowed to take pictures of dead chickens because their sould will be trapped in our phones and they cannot rest in peace. We could resist but laugh again. Oh boy, that was fun. So after laughing it was time to go home. I went home and ....

I was crossing the road to the other side, i swore nothing was coming my way, then this motorcycle POP out from no where charging towards me. I ran to the other side and shouted,

"GO TO HELL LA"

The motorcyclist skidded and rolled to the side of the road, well, how convenient was that. Then a crowd gathered, i was freaked out by how my words turned into curse. So you guys better don't mess with me. So since there was so many people there, i just walk away, then i could hear the Siren from the ambulance arriving. from the way he falls, there is no chance of blunt force truama towards the head as he was not only wearing a helmet but his head make ZERO contact with the floor. So the should be pretty much fine, just some borken ribs and legs, maybe abrasions on the hands. Well, he wass pretty stupid driving so fast. so if he dies, there has got nothing to do with me. So motorcyclist, please don't ANYHOW ZOOM ZOOM HERE ZOOM ZOOM THERE HUH, LATER YOU BOOMZ BOOMZ HERE THEN BOOMZ BOOMZ THERE, Only make you ZOOM FASTER TO HELL. You are not professionals, what is the bloody point of zooming everywhere you go?

YOu think its cool? Its stupid, you are not only putting your own life in danger but also others. You want get cha bo attention is it? You zoom zoom so fast, i bet she can see less than half of your face la! So don't anyhow zoom alreday okay!

Well, i have got to go, there is a wedding to attend today, maybe there will be pictures, maybe there will not be, who knows. So, God bless the League, HOLY VIRGINS OF GAGA and also not forgetting the Gays. Take care and God bless. Oh yeah, good luck to the ventures and sec 3s building the campsite. Sorry i can't be there. Good Luck and all the best. :D

WEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

2009-11-27T23:23:00.006+08:00

LIKE FINALLY I FINISHED MY STUFF. YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Okay, stupid much, went orchard just now, Makan some Chinese food. In a VERY VERY TRADITIONAL restaurant. Something super funneh happened. One blond Chinese lady was eating some steamed fish i assume, white and pure looking slices... HAVE TO BE FISH LA! Then She called upon the waitress, and said..

Waitress " Yes Miss? How can i help you?" in a very very Chinese accent.

Dumb BLond Chinese Bitch " Er... You all got Sambal CHilli or not har?"

Waitress " Erm.. Miss, i am very sorry, but we open a TRADITIONAL CHINESE restaurant."

DUmb BLond CHinese Bitch " I know la, you think i stupid is it? you also never answer my question leh, you understand English or not?"

Waitress " Sorry Miss, We don't have Sambal Chilli. Would you please excuse me, my colleague needs my help."

She smiled and walk away.....

Talk about being dumb. So the question is.. are all BLond STUPID AND DUMB? THE ANSWER IS NO NO NO NO NO!!!! I said 5 NOs! Because i got 5 people to show that blond can be smart and cool and talented. First, ASHLEY TISDALE. Secondly, CARRIE UNDERWOOD. Thirdly, HEIDI KLUM. Fourthly, CHRISTINA AGUILERA. Fifthly, STEFANI JOANNE ANGELINA GERMANOTTA. You must be wondering who the fuck is the last one. THATS IS NONE OTHER THAN LADY GAGA!!!! THey are all talented, SMart, creative, Fashion forward not to mention Blond and Beautiful. DEFINITELY NOT DUMB.

Well, i have 2 YES YES. That would have to be PARIS HILTON and BRITNEY SPEARS. Well, for Britney Spears, she can dance, but her voice is OH NO NO!!!! Then Her image is so SCREWED UP. She is good looking and everything, but please, you don't need to strip to gain attention. Paris HIlton.. Need i say more?

Oh Yeah! Reminded me of a DUmb BLond Joke i heard last time from muttons.

THis Blond Lady walked into a shop and said " WOW!! these crocodile leather Boots very beautiful!"

SHopKeeper " WOW! You do know how to spot good stuff huh!"

BLond Lady " Well, its too small for me, its pattern is not that good anyway."

She shoved the boots to the shopkeeper who was pretty upset as that was the best item in store.

She then said " Herm.. Do you have any boots that has nicer patterns and are bigger in size?"

Shopkeeper " No miss, that was our biggest size and the nicest pattern in stores"

BLond Lady " Well, then where can i get better and bigger boots?"

Shopkeeper (obviously pissed) " Well, you go to the swamps and hunt the crocodiles down they got nicer patterns and fairly Huge in size."

BLond Lady " Thank you very much for your suggestion"

She smiled and walk away. THe shopkeeper thought it was sarcasm so he ignored her. So far so good right not dumb right?

Then when the shopkeeper was going home, he passed by this swamp and saw the blond lady facing a HUGE crocodile with a powerful shot gun. He was amazed as the crocodile leaped and almost bit her, she shot it as it laid dead. SHe carried it up and laid it along with alot of other crocodiles she killed. The shopkeeper was amazed and in awe until....

The blond lady flipped the crocodile over and said. " AIYA!! THIS ONE ALSO NOT WEARING ANY BOOTS! WHY ALL NEVER WEAR ANY BOOTS ONE!! MUST BE THE SHOPKEEPER BLUFF ME LA!"

So.. Whats your definition of Dumb?

Back to my life story LOL, Went Golfing yesterday night, seriously its like me and my brothers and my dad went together. Its like a Man's Night out.... golfing... okay... Got picture this time, just that i am not in them... cause i take picture how to be in them??? LOL, then there was this man who swing like he is murdering the AIr, like what the hell. he is like whacking it so hard but the ball did not even flew far, even i hit further then him but the head of the club turn slanted. Need i say more?

Then Just now after dinner went Robinson to Shop. Seriously, they say let me buy clothes... at Robinson?!!! Do i look like i am working or i am in my 30s? AM I THAT OLD. WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THAT I LOOK DAMN OLD. THIS REMINDS ME OF THE LAST TIME OUR FAMILY DINNER WHEN EVERYONE CAME BACK. WA LAO, THE BOSS OF THE RESTAURANT THOUGHT I AM THE SECOND ELDEST WHICH IS ONLY 1 YEAR YOUNGER THAN MY ELDEST BROTHER WHO IS WHAT? 21!!!

I am not that old okay! DEAR Saints!!! God bless. I think thats all, pictures are up next. Enjoy and God bless Everyone, The HOLY VIRGINS OF GAGA, and of cause not forgetting the gays. Bye! and take care!

I am having problems with the pictures arrangement Again, its from the bottom to the top. so please forgive me, oh yeah, so are really REALLY BLUR. I am very sorry as these creatures do not like to be photographed. SO i had to do it fast.

What happened to Rudolph? Turned golden? Where is the red nose?!!

It looks like a whole bunch of french fries all over the place, oh god, reindeers.

Fill in the word boo_ yourself. Let your IMAGINATION RUN WILD.

Looks like these gold platted reindeers over took Rudolph the ugly reindeer for good..

i like it to be blur, i dunno why, i have a clear picture, but i think its much cooler this way.

Cool huh?!! i also forgot WTH it is so.. NVM Its just COOL

Packing Up the brotherhood to go back home.

Its empty... BECAUSE WE JUST LEFT.

WHo is SLACKING? WHY IS THERE AN EMPTY SLOT?
Its me buggas, if not there would be no pictures.

Swing it hard DAD! Omg, DOn't sprain your back please, we still need you to drive back home. :P

ELdest BRother, look what hockey did to him, he looks like he is playing hockey instead.

FOcus.. Focus on that bloody tiny little balls..

THe Back FOrce is in mua Hands... OMG, I am suppose to be SIANT!

Eldest Brother.. Herm... what was he looking at?

YES! STRETCH MORON, STRETCH LIKE THERE IS NO TOMORROW!

The ugly Green, Went OCC instead of our original place as we were to lazy to follow the dress code.

Scouts

2009-11-26T17:12:00.003+08:00

This few days i have not been blogging much, cause like nothing much to post about huh. Cause its scouts and anything i post is bound to create more controversy, so NEVERMIND. LOl, seriously, its an amazing CCA with loads of interesting and AWESOME people in it. Example like Alizul, Ermamda, Farhan, Dhipan, WenSheng, Shan, Azhim, GuoQuan, and many many more. currently miond block la. Oh yeah, not forgetting our bisexual friends, AJ and Ashwath. Pls, they are bisexual, that does not affect the fact of the rest of us being straight.

Well, They are all amazing people, just some with real shit ass attitude, everyone makes mistakes. You JUST HAVE TO LEARN FROM THEM. If you don't learn you are just plain stupid. Thinking you are good enough is NEVER ENOUGH. DOn't complain, don't whine, WE are all guys, its time to grow up.

Well, a unholy clan had just be formed by me and some of my other amazing juniors. We are the HOLY VIRGINS OF GAGA. Dhipan is Saint Margretaaaaaa, Farhan is Saint Violaaaaaaaaaa, Ermanda is SAint Mariaaaaaaaaa, I am Satan Monicaaaaaa, i don't really know why monica but they say it sounds ancient, so yeah... After scouts yesterday, which the Kitchen was a complete failure. Hahahhaa, hope to get it done. Good Luck guys, sorry can't be there to help on Sunday, i have to attend a wedding of a cousin brother pretty close to me. Have to go, But i will be going to buy the camp stuff with the ventures on Saturday though and i will redoing the First-Aid crap and Camp cook stuff, cause MR Yong, dont like the way its planned. LOL Siantastic la.

Back to yesterday, after scouts meting went to beach road to buy a Torchlight. Its not that bad luh, i bought original price $21, for $17 plus free batteries leh. The Aunty either likes me alot... omg... Or she is having a really great day. Or the thing originally is really super cheap. We ate like ice kacang afterwards and Saint Viola is saying can i have ice kacang without kacang? He literally mean it.. Omg. Then Saint Maria was eating his Ice kacang and all that came out of his mouth was babi.... Then he like kenna spasm or what like that keep saying BUBUR BABI IN A SLOVAKIAN ACCENT. I could not stop laughing. I almost choked. Then the conversation suddenly turned towards babi food. Ayam babi Penyet, Nasi babi, Alamak, i missed out Mee Babi Rebus.

THis time no pictures la, pai seh. Then we went back to Lavender MRT, then we pass by this Playground and we decided to chase back our childhood. They slide down a BaNayNay looking slide, it looks painful to slide down, trust me i don't wanna risk that much. So i did a bad romance dance there instead... Herm..... Okay, lets not go there shall we...

Then today went for scout meeting at Honey Hut, seriously, it was weird. Then it felt like an league of alliance, cool. GuoQuan, WenSHeng, Shan, Azhim all came. Its cool to see those faces again. Mr Yong, pinpointed bad points of us again, not surprised. Then Went on to the camp stuff. Which resulted that i still have loads of da bian to do, which means? Boys and girls, Gays and Lesbians.. not forgetting bisexuals, Ugly or Beautiful, Disgusting or Suave. Its time for me to end my wonderful post already. Btw to all the muslims out there may you guys be blessed by your Halal god and HARI RAYA HAJI!!!!!!! I am not being racist here, i think halal god sounds better than Allah, serious. May god Bless the League, Holy Virgins of Gaga, Everyone else reading this and Of Cause not forgetting the Gays. Take care and GOd BLess!

Can you believe it?

2009-11-24T13:14:00.003+08:00

OMG, ADAM LAMBERT AND LADY GAGA ARE MAD PEOPLE. MAD BUT COOL. So, while compose myself over what i just saw a few moments before, let me apologize for the pictures, i can't seem to get it up. Herm... figure it our soon. Anyway lady's Gaga new song, speechless is so fucking nice and meaningful. Now if people still say here songs are lousy and no beat no meaning, you brain is completely screwed up. Serious, its either you have problems comprehending stuff or you are plain stupid.

Now, lets start with Adam Lambert's America's Music Awards performance. That nutcase song was about, bsdm or something like that, is it? i dunno la, so bondage sex thingy, ask the pros i dunno what is it call. He sang and sang then suddenly let a Cha Bo dancer give him a Cloth on ORAL SEX OMG. Then he continue being the masters of his bondage creatures, sing sing sing, Then move to another stage, where all the musicians are, HE WENT FORWARD AND FRENCH KISS THIS GUY WHO WAS PLAYING THE KEY BOARD. YES, CORRECT, MOuth to MOuth, Tongue i dunno la, you go ask him yourself. You may think its sick, but its a way of expressing his music i guess, you do have to give him credits for being daring and upfront about his sex and him being gay. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH BISEXUALITY AND HOMOSEXUALITY. So Ashwath and AJ don't worry, i am behind you people.

Next, lets move on to my IDOL, LAdy GagGa. She started by singing bad romance, then speechless, which was another new and totally amazing new song. After Singing bad Romance, she took her mike stand and start smashing it into glass panels and stuff. Totally cool, smash smash, then inside the glass box is one piano. She then proceed on to the piano and sing speechless, then Suddenly there was fire on the piano. OMG right? then while Singing speechless, she from time to time, will start smashing glass bottles, place on top of the piano. Totally GAGA and MAD performance. LOVE IT.

Look. Different people have different ways of expressing their emotions and music, if you dun like it, thats that, but don't start criticizing others cause can you even be half of that person to start with? not to even mention to be on Par with them. Don't start jeering others when you can't even be their standard. I don't get morons who also like to go to other people blog to spam or criticize the person. Whats your fucking problems? If you hate the person, why bother going to their blog in the first place. Youtube videos also, if the video is about someone you don't like , you despise, then don't go watch la, whats the fucking problem with you retards head? Go watch the video then suddenly post a comment, say omg, i totally hate you, you are ugly, you can't sing, you homo. Whats your fucking problem? totally retarded acts that i cannot stand. Thats all for today, God Bless and Bless the Gays. Take care while SATAN SHALL CLAIMS SOUL OF MORONIC RETARD OUT THERE.

THEY ARE BACK!!!!

2009-11-22T21:08:00.004+08:00

OMG! MY BROTHERS ARE FINALLY BACK. Not that i dragged them to hell in the first place you know? Well, fetched my 2nd brother at the airport yesterday, he was still as fit as a Bear. Hahha, now he is a sick chicken. Well, so much for Thai food, either that moron ate something nasty or their chilli padi is FEROCIOUS!

Well, now he is half dead, half of his soul with me back home(hell) well, he needs to pay the ransom fee at the doctors, and he paid. He should be back soon.

I was sleeping this morning, slept next to that sick chicken. Well i created that virus, so pretty much i bet it won't attack me. look, the real theory here is that his virus is cause my food poisoning and exhaustion. Unless i french kiss him, share food or eat his shit, other than those, i am pretty much fine. Cause i ain't that sick to do those bullshit. Well sharing of food... now he hardly even eat anything, everything goes in, comes out, not at the end, but at the front.. did i scare anyone? I meant the mouth you know, dun anyhow think think huh, only water and waste material come from the other front. Go learn biology, go go.

Well, back to i was sleeping in the morning. MY ELDEST BROTHER CAME BACK HOME ALSO! OMG!!! He came in and say, " oi! the maid ask what is your bag combination number" she needs it to open his Pandora box (Army bag) while all the disgusting things come out, i bet its hell for my maid. At first, i thought i dreamed. Then i was like wait.. " OMG! YOU ARE BACK!"

Well, love them both, whatcha gonna do? Stuff A maths into my mouth? Go to Hell.

So spend some time, do some catching up... OMG, it has been so bloody long since i have heard the sports channel. Well, catching up means , eat together, watch TV together and talk. Well, the TV part was like he slept while i watch... so.. so much for catching up. He tired lah, i bet the flight is long.

Well, alot of food is what my elder brother brought back, got pictures, post later. Then my Second brother brought me something SUPER SUPER CUTE. Its Bearformers, yes thats right, no typo. Its BEARFORMERS BEARS IN ROBOT DISGUISE. Omg, the shirt is bloody cute. His is the bumblebee one, while mine was ironhide or something. not a very big fan hhahha! Bloody cute, its even cuter than human slaughtering. Got picture but also post later. Then he also bought DKNY fragrance. Be delicious. Well, so much for that too.

The whole day i was scrambling over some First-Aid thing that i am not even sure what to do. For scouts of course, DUH! the whole day is dedicated to it leh! Wa Lao, Kenna scolded like mad, but who cares. Next, just finished makaning dinner and watching Narnia, i didn't know that the wild boars were Narnians. omg, all hail, Sons of Adam and Daughters of Eve. Of course not forgetting that yellow teeth lion, Aslan. I just found out were i was from, the hell in Narnia, that explains so much huh.

Well, thats all, pictures will be up by my next post i guess, take care and god bless you guys reading and also, lady gaga and of course her Gay Fans. Stop being prejudice, shoo morons. May my messenger send all you morons to hell for having problems with others. Thats all, take care and Good Nightz. Just pray that i don't appear in your dreams.. THATS HELL

Lets enjoy some videos. Shall we? never post Shane's latest video because i didn't really like it as much as his previous ones. Its not that funny, so i am pretty much looking forward to his next work on this coming SAT!!

This is Lady Gaga and Madonna, Pretty funny but still cool cause Gaga is in it!

This is Lady Gaga and Beyonce, both featuring in this music video Videophone. At first i thought the song sucks, but i heard it the second time, its pretty good! Then it gets addictive real soon.

Kelly Clarkson's Already gone. Its really really good!!

OMG

2009-11-21T20:30:00.006+08:00

Its been much of the monsoon season huh? Raining practically everytime i look out of the window. Look, the freaking irony is that i do not look out of the window often, and everytime i look out, its either something hilarious or there is thunder and lightning. Always wishing to see that streak of light hitting onto the ground, its magnificent. The scene is a must watch, sometimes it looks like a sotong digging into the ground, sometimes it just look like a HUGE HUGE bird shit dropping down from the sky. Omg, its marvelous just like me.. CHEY!!

So you get it? Not many hilarious things happen outside my window before, so its got to be lightning and thunder. When they shine and sing, its probably meant ITS RAINING. The only hilarious thing that happened outside my window was probably 2 to 3 times the birds would fly and hit themselves at it. I think its the sweets on my brother's table they are aiming. Herm... Maybe i would just do a favor and makan them all, well you see i am a member from SPCA so yeah.. it hurts to see birds smashing their faces at your window. BUT YESTERDAY NIGHT WAS HILARIOUS. It was raining in my region, so i guess the "thing" was looking for a shelter. Because my window was the only one that is opened, so when its raining, obviously i have to close the window right? to i assume that when i was closing my window the "thing" was flying towards me. Once i closed the window.. "PIAK!" Immediately after i closed the window, i shouted. It was a freaking bat. Then i think because bats are blind, and i cant really see the pitch darness outside my house, so i slammed the windows. the timing was too sharp to be true and i bet the bat suffered a concussion. I could not stop laughing, seriously. i quickly opened the window to see if its okay, well.... IT IS!! Hahha, it flew up and i shouted
AGAIN. I thought it was going to slap my face though.

Then it flew away while i continued laughing at myself AGAIN.

The weather is kinda bad, so everyone take care don't fall sick.

Today, woke up, Did an A maths paper. Went down to cook my breakfast Hahha, Had eggs with toast. Then i continued to studying, but i can assure you tht my brain is still empty. I had no idea why nothing is going into my brain, i think i am just doing it for the sake of doing. Well, i have to figure it out somehow, so after studying, mum returns from her course and bought lunch, so makan again. Well at this state i bet i will grow fucking fat when school reopens. Study, eat, sleep. Study, eat, sleep. OMG!
So while i was eating, i was watching the biggest loser. So What an irony again, so my mum brought it into our conversation again about ME FAT while my borthers skinny and Macho.. 5 Minutes later, its like magic, she changes the topic about me NOT STUDYING. God, Whats wrong with humans nowadays.

Then i don't care go and bake my meringues Its was awesome, too bad the caramel is kinda chao ta. So it became bitter. The rest of it was AMAZING. Got picture, can see later. Then after making it, go and studying then here comes dinner. See why i am getting freaking fat?

I cooked spaghetti, read carefully, your eyes are not playing tricks neither am i sick, but I cooked it CHINESE STYLE! Hahha! Not as bad as it sounds seriously. Plus, i am really loving the smell of pasta in boiling water, the smell is just so... erm... BOOMZ!
Got picture also, not that unappetizing okay! Its Zha jiang sauce. The chinese style one, not the Jajeoung Korean one. Its different.

Then wanted to watch tv. i watch 5 mins, my mum come and off the TV and tell me go up and study. Well now i am in my studying room typing this, hhhhhhaa! so much for studying. Well, thats it, so everyone till next time Take care.. of flying weird creatures that slams their faces on your windows. Its sad. Oh yeah, and of cause the weather. Bye!

My Chinese inspirated Pasta

Fresh San Remo's Pasta. Hahha! Really good.

Decorated meringue. With caramel and strawberries.
Not a very nice angle thought, lighting also bad haha!

Completed caramel. Make sure to cool it down immediately or it will become Chao DA!
Make sure not to touch it, its dangeriously Hot.

3rd stage of caramel

2nd stage of caramel

I think this is the best picture of it. Simple and nice.
Adding of the caramel was pretty bad idea.

Fresh Strawberries from New Zealand.
Sweetness guaranteed

1st stage of caramel
some mixed up with the arrangement of pictures, sorry

Plain and sweet meringue.

Its TOasting!! Looks like mount Everest was a volcano.. LAME

FReshly unbaked meringue

completed stage of whipping Meringue

3rd stage of whipping meringue

2nd stage of whipping meringue.
Don't have the picture of 1st stage, it happened too fast. Hahha!
Next time okay?

Now this is a lame work done by me and aLizul Yesterday.
I took a chopper and chopped a 50cent into 2.. Opps
Have to observe carefully to see it. Hahha!
My photography sucks.

Bye Bye My Retarded Buddies

2009-11-19T17:17:00.003+08:00

Take good care of yourself at HongKong. May satanism be with you. Wanna be on TOP? Beware of Gay Rapist and remember to present for ME. May the plane crash and burn to kill all except you unholy angels. If you are muslin (ERMANDA), may i bless you not to consume TOO MUCH LARD and Pork. GIve it a try and its awesome. Do not say DO NOT GO THERE WITH ME. cAUSE I AM NOT. May Allah, Satan and Me bless all you morons out there. Buy present for ME or you are screwed.

This is my goodbye message to Dhipan and Ermanda when they flew to HongKong. Dunno whether they will receive it but... SUPER HEART WARMING RIGHT! Omg, i am such a splendid senior.. :D

look here and watch

2009-11-15T11:51:00.004+08:00

Okay guys, some major problem with my blogskin, which i dunno what the fuck is wrong with it. So, no point typing our my life story and let you guys highlight them and read them. Came back from chalet a few days back. Blogskin problems so not typing bout it. Overall, it was pretty fun, had some mad hours, some boring ones. If wanna know more, go read on SiMin's blog. Everything is there. Since i am not typing our my life story, then lets watch some hilarious GAGA stuff. Enjoy, signing off...

Stop it

2009-11-06T12:03:00.005+08:00

Can you guys fucking please stop forcing me? I will literally go crazy alright. I bet i am on the verge of breaking down already, if i ever end up in a mental asylum, please be sure to visit me alright?

Its the holiday, everyone is enjoying but me, all hail the Satan. My Fucking Dad removed my room door, Well that is one big mistake he make. I just switch on the Air-con, it aint my money he is wasting, take away my privacy, thats what i will do.

Next he lock his room door when he went out of the house, for what? i had ZERO idea? Well, i guess that is a guesture of not trusting me, but dude, try locking the first and third storey of my house also la, if not i still can watch TV, Bake and ROT.

It is not as if i am not studying leh, He everyday force me to study, okay i study, Then He wants me to study fucking 24/7 is it. Wake me up in the early morning tell me study, the whole day cannot do anything but study, after competition go home, STUDY. LIke fuck please, is he in desperation to drive me crazy?

Then now he locks the computer and take the laptop away. Well, clearly, you see me posting this right now, you should know what happens. I hacked into the computer, change the password. Yes, change the password. Now i dun have my privacy, money and dreams. This is what i do. He literally degraded a Chef into a occupation standard of a fucking toilet cleaner. I am fucking pissed over it.

Don't Force me to Study. I know my limits, I know what i am suppose to do. Don't take away my dreams, i will get Fucking pissed. Don't take away my privacy, i make sure you live youe life as hell. For who i am known to be, a bloody 15 year old boy who had retarded thoughts like the devil. i don't care if you are my father or what, i am a person who treasure kinship alot, if you know me, you definitely will know it, Thats why i whack up that moron last year for talking about my parents. So if i came to this step, it just proves to you how fucking far you had crossed the line with me.

In love with ART

2009-11-04T23:19:00.002+08:00

I AM FREAKING IN LOVE WITH ART ALL OF A SUDDEN. Its this sudden rush of holiness in me. HAAAALELUUUYAHH! Alot of things happen recently, stupid things that waste my time on earth. I had alot of fun everytime i hang out with Ermanda and Dhipan and Farhan. Dhipan is weird and cool at the same time, you would never ever find a way through that guy's brain. His IQ level is either way too high up or it is a negative digit. He is seriously damn fun to hang out with, all 4 of us is a deadly combination of unstoppable laughter. Ermanda... This guy, is seriously another indescribable mad fella! He can just divert his attention away from us that he is late by talking about female rights or whatever.

While Ermanda was on the bus ,
Dhipan smsed him this ," When you get down , go to Burger King . "

So his reply was ," Why not Burger Queen ? The world has gone so far in degrading the femininity .Don't they know that they got into this world through their mum's Pussy? "

This was the uncensored version, too bad is you are below 18.

Farhan on the other hand got to be the most matured one out of all of us. He is the most normal one too, although he could get onto acting bitchy sometimes but, i blame myself for that. I influenced him way too much. LOL

Want to read more about that feminist bitch go to the following blog below, that mad cow is NUTS.

http://www.hewholaughslastlaughslongest.blogspot.com/

Stop Please..

2009-11-03T19:44:00.002+08:00

I am sick and tired. Its like you are playing around with me and my life. I had enough of everything, if i could i would just have given up everything. I am bloody freaking tired of every single one of the bullShit that the school and my parents have been giving me. Stop Please, I don't want to reach my breaking point yet, no at least not now.

Moron

2009-10-30T18:43:00.000+08:00

I FUCKING SCREWED UP MY LIFE AGAIN. WHATS WRONG WITH ME?

SAd...

2009-10-28T23:38:00.007+08:00

Today, i was freaking pissed. Maybe thats why i totally screwed up PE. Kept throwing like shit, my far shots all like SHIT literally like SHIT. That explains the scores 8 - 2. Btw, i belong to the awesome team that scores 8. Wakakakakaka! so boomz! Shingz! FLingz! Sian la, could have done alot better in today's performance. I was playing like crap. So Shingz! Damn, have to stop my totally cool usage of words like BOOMZ, SHINGZ, FLINGZ, such a retard.

My Beautiful awesome group consist of SiMin, Ethel, JiaEn, Geetha, Rusy Dianah, Yours sincerely who is none other than the very very handsome GuangLiang, Geneva, Bava and Rina!
Before you say i BHB pls read my word usage at the right column.

Maybe we could change our name into something else instead of like Team LOSER. Totally stupid, SEJGGGRBR thats too long for our group name. Maybe we could change to like ... Herm, any suggestion?

Then went for Scouts meeting after school. SUPER TIRED OF RETARDED DRAMA. I bet our politics and drama is even worse compared to ODDS and Pakistan. I dunno why i said those two but, i just feel like it. Sue Me for all i freaking care.

Went Makan afterwards with my "brothers" yeah thats what we are suppose to be, at KFC. Well, serious loads of miscommunication and people get very defensive and sensitive... Shingz much! *roll eyes* *puke* thats one really cute combination.

Just super tired of all these bullcrap, go rot in hell with Satan for all i care.

I fell in love with Hiking

2009-10-27T23:18:00.009+08:00

Well other than having to fight a SHEMALE CAVEMAN, i had better things to do today. Went to City Hall AGAIN! For the orienteering competition, sent out 3 teams to Rackee. When i said again, this is because on Saturday i went there to checkout all the checkpoints already. I went there on Sat with Farhan and Ermanda, who gave me a new name Boomz.. WTH! Style, one of the best rakee experience i ever had. Fun, Weight losable and awesome. Getting really good with using the street directory LOL. See how sucky i am.. Good Luck to those using TOpo maps, GOODLUCK!

The routes are tough, scary and horrendous. Get ready for a whole lot of mad walking and task. Well, its tiring but also fun at the same time. Well, its like you took a break from the busy life and have have a stroll along Singapore. You will actually find out in alot about how beautiful Singapore really is. Sad that i could not really take really nice pictures cause my cam sucks and i have a task to do. LOL so, there is only a few pictures only, hope i dun bore you guys out. Will label them once the competition ended, some of the other photos will be up after the competition too cause it will reveal some of the checkpoints. hahha! enjoy! Btw my Picture quality sucks, dunno why, its okay in the phone, but upload then become like shit already, hahaha!

Damn it, Pissed

2009-10-27T22:23:00.004+08:00

Today was alright i guess, PE WAS FUN. TEAM BITCH WON AGAIN. BUT SERIOUSLY WHO CARES AND GIVE A DAMN?! Well, there is no shooting of each other until.... FUCK'EM Some Hypocrite crapped about not being sore losers and assure us that HE will not call us loser team anymore, well HE also said that if we cannot take joke please tell her, oh sorry i meant him. Opps, the bitch just did it again, WOW Boomz Shingz Fingz. Now, i am just like YEAH SHITASS I CAN'T TAKE JOKES.

WELL.. HERM... SO IF THE CAVEMAN FINALLY TOOK LIKE 1000000000000000 MILLION YEARS TO DECODE WHAT I AM SAYING SINCE SHE IS LIKE A MORONIC SHEMALE/BITCH, SO YEAH, CAVEBITCH. SUCK THAT lolipoppppppppppppppppppp *PUKE*

Malaysia's Trip

2009-10-26T01:00:00.000+08:00

During the last Last weekend, i went back Malaysia partly to celebrate my grandmother's Birthday and partly to had a large family gathering with my Malaysian cousins. It had been very long since everyone gather together again. So SAD! kopi Siu Tai was given away to my other cousins in KL, so wanna see him must go all the way to KL. ZZ! Btw he is a Dog.... This is a late post and alot happened. So a picture speaks a thousand words, let me SHOW you a THOUSAND WORD ESSAY.

Thats all folks. Enjoy the Pictures!