Sunday, October 10, 2010
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9:25 PM
No Motivation.
Fuck this, I am so sorry. I promised to post something funny. But juat ain't goe the time on my hands. Argh! O levels are coming and my fucking fears are appearring. I am burnt out. I am no longer a piece of Fossil fuel, just crap shit that do nothing but pollute this place.
I just had this sudden realisation that what am i going to do when my results are out? JC? Poly? I know i can go into a Poly for sure. EVERYONE COULD. But the Shit is that, what do I REALLY WANT? WHAT DO I WANT TO ACHIEVE? WHAT SUBJECTS COMB. OR COURSE AM I TAKING? I JUST HAD NO FUCKING IDEA.
I had no idea what i want and who i am going to be if chef is not an option. No target is equivalent to no motivation for studies. I just can't study a single thing. NOTHING AT ALL. ARGH! No matter how hard i try. It just don't work. Someone, anyone, i really need your help. Save me from this misery, before its all just too late.
Thursday, September 30, 2010
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10:17 PM
Sick
Ahhh.. feeling horrible like hell. Someone needs to save me for real. I think i caught a flu bug from SiMin. God Damn it, there is still effed up Mock Exam tomorrow. AHHHHH!!!!!! I don't think i can pass any paper tomorrow. My nose is literally like a broken tap. Gosh, really feeling damn sick. i dont think i have the energy to finish typing this post. I haven't post in quite a while since i am stuck with Homework. But i had learnt to enjoy too. HAHA! I have been BSing with SiMin and Rina every night for at least an hour i think. I think thats a form of relaxation? i dunno, but its kinda boring since i keep dying. LOL
uhhh, Not really sure what else to post. I am sure something funny happened recently but i just recall what it is. I shall tell you guys maybe tomorrow or maybe Saturday then. So be sure to come back and see okay! Anyway, next time you come my blog remember to spam my tagboard okay! i got visitors but seriously you guys just hate to tag huh? Make my blog look so dead! I can die my blog cannot okay! Its a way to salvage my sane mind within my insane soul.
Anyway, to ALL MY JUNIORS, WHETHER I HATE YOU OR WHAT, ALL THE BEST FOR YOUR FUCKING EOY OKAY? HAHHAHAA! Okay la, as Motivation, Whoever that scores above your percentage of 60% i shall bake awesomelicious stuff for you guys after my O levels. I had the time anyway, and i shall threat you guys to Ice cream. :D
This applies to my Sec 4 friends also okay? you score above 60% i bake for you :D Hehehe, i bet no one will claim the reward from me from sec 4. So i am putting all out.
Just work hard alright everyone? Its all going to be over soon. I dont wanna get all emotional and shit since today is the last official day for us to attend school again. I will definitely miss all you people. Those sexy ones of course. I am gonna miss like Ermanda's random but really good jokes. Farhan sexy moves. Pussy's random rambling. Sec 4.. hahhhhh where do i even start? Through good and bad times, we shared so much and now its time to say goodbye? Herm.. not sure i am THAT ready to move on to another life yet. Whatever, O levels are not even over yet. Everyone work hard and God bless.
GOOD LUCK AND KICK SOME EXAM ASS!
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
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11:15 PM
Phone
I seriously need some rehab, yes REHAB. I am so going to go for food therapy all the way until O level ends. Fuck it. I seriously need some help with handling stress man. Facebook sucks at it, tried gaming but it just got fucked up because i am so damn noob at it. Dont believe ask SiMin Hahahha! I can't bake, so i guess iwould just eat?! I dunno eating makes me fat... okay FATTER. But fuck it, i just need a way to express all my needs. Okay did i make that sound so god damn weird?! LOL
About to write my Lit essay. Had no idea how to do history SBQ so i decided to go to school and ask the humans pro Phua Si Min. Hahaha! GAY SHIT ASS 22/25 for SBQ. She should be given a gay award for it. Speaking of Gay, Gaga did it again. Yeahup she stood up for the gays and lesbians in the army of America. God needs to love her. Posting her video below.
Anyway my phone died so dont look for me okay? YES AGAIN! :D not gonna defame Sony Ericsson but it really sucks. Going off now. Bye retards, its time to study!
Sunday, September 19, 2010
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1:29 AM
Covers
Herm.. Nothing much really happened lately, so really i don't think i got any interesting things to post to entertain you folks. Herm... So i have decided to entertain you guys with song covers that i think are pretty awesome. YEAHYE!!! Yeah, i know illai, you can so roll your eyes back now and leave. LOL
This is by Marina and the diamonds. A unique cover of starrstruck. Not Bad at all. Marina had a really really special voice.
This is by BoyceAvenue. A really really good cover of teenage dream. It could be their next single. LOL It sounds original.
This is by PomplaMooseMusic. A cute rendition of I dont wanna miss a thing. You throw a bunch of innovative people together, this is what you get.
This is also by PomplaMooseMusic. A Better rendition of Single Ladies. This is better than Beyonce's original. Hahhaa!
This is a beautiful rendition of Keep Holding on by BoyceAvenue, original by Avril Lavigne. This guy's voice is super awesome. Make me feel so jealous. :(
Thursday, September 16, 2010
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11:43 PM
Bitchy Midsummer's?
Okay here is the deal. I order to improve my literature and make myself memorise the much important quotes. I have decided to do a bitch rendition of one of my text. I am not really sure which one to do. So if you read this, please just go over to the tag board and post the book title you want me to do a Bitch version about. I would post it at different point of times because the story is damn long. I am thinking maybe Midsummer's Night Dream is a better choice. Adding Drama onto Drama. But Whale Rider is still in consideration. What do you think?
Midsummer's Night Dream?
Whale Rider?
Whale Rider?
Here is a short example of what i am going to do.
From MidSummer's
Original:
Hermia: [Awakening suddenly] Help me, Lysander, help me! do thy best! To pluck this crawling serpant from my breast! Ay me, for pity! - What a dream was here! Lysander, look how i do quake with fear!
Bitch Hermia: [Awakening suddenly] Oh My freaking god!! Lysander darling! Help me you fucktard!! Take this disgusting slimy shit snake of my boobies!! Holy Crap! What the shit just happened?!! A Dream?! I thought i was too drunk and wasted! How do i even dream? Lysander honehh!! Look at how i shiver with fear!! I feel like peeing all over my fake Gucci dress!!
Uh huh.. Not a good idea at all huh?!! Hahhahahah!!! This so did not work to cheer me up. By the way, What Hermia said was real, she really did dream of a snake on her breast LOl. Its a real excerpt statement from the book. Hahaha!
From MidSummer's
Original:
Hermia: [Awakening suddenly] Help me, Lysander, help me! do thy best! To pluck this crawling serpant from my breast! Ay me, for pity! - What a dream was here! Lysander, look how i do quake with fear!
Bitch Hermia: [Awakening suddenly] Oh My freaking god!! Lysander darling! Help me you fucktard!! Take this disgusting slimy shit snake of my boobies!! Holy Crap! What the shit just happened?!! A Dream?! I thought i was too drunk and wasted! How do i even dream? Lysander honehh!! Look at how i shiver with fear!! I feel like peeing all over my fake Gucci dress!!
Uh huh.. Not a good idea at all huh?!! Hahhahahah!!! This so did not work to cheer me up. By the way, What Hermia said was real, she really did dream of a snake on her breast LOl. Its a real excerpt statement from the book. Hahaha!
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11:08 PM
Travel?... YEAH MY ASS
Today's Chinese class was horrendous. Although it is the third lesson already, but i am still struggling to keep up, my standard has drop tremendously ever since May. I felt like i am learning a whole new language. Now i think i am just wasting my time to retake MT. LOL
Well.. Nothing really much or big happened lately, anyway guess what, i don't think i am going anywhere this coming End-Of-Year Holiday anymore. Like seriously, that totally dampened my spirits. Its like something to look forward to after O levels and its serves as a huge motivation for me, but now its just like "PFFFFFTTTTT" All the air in the balloon just escaped. I haven't went anywhere for Years ever since my Korea trip in Sec 2. Furthermore its a school trip. I had never went out and travel ever since i dunno... Primary 3? I don't even remember a single thing that happened. Oh wait.... Does Malaysia count? cause that would be freaking frequent. So frequent that i started to hate going back. I may sound like a fucked up teenager now but seriously, going back to the KamPong? Sit in front of a television staring at bad reception Tv. Its like travelling back to the 1960s. I do admit that its different there, but going there so frequently just kills my whole mood. No Internet, no shows, nothing to do but sit there to feed the hungry mosquitoes, not exactly very tempting huh? Yes there is Britney bitch to play with, but seriously, its a hunting dog, not a Golden retriever.
I am not complaining or anything, okay fine i guess i am, but i seriously wanted it so fucking badly. I just want to get out of this fucked up hell hole for a period of time. Get everything cleared off my mind, come back and start anew. First my parents said Perth, so i thought that i would be heading over to see my brother. I got so hyped up then they change the venue to Taiwan. Okay fine, good food, good shops. I think it will be fun, great! Now they everywhere also don't want to go, wanna go Malaysia and stay in Singapore. wow. how exciting huh?!!! SOMEONE FUCKING KILL ME PLEASE. If you cannot make a promise or a commitment, don't say anything first. Don't make we go hyped up and happy and everything and just crashes me down. I don't even have the mood to study now. Fuck it. I rather they don't make such empty promises at ALL. Every time they do it like there is no harm at all, well i am sorry, i am not going to believe any single word you guys ever say again. I rather you don't say anything so i wont feel anything at all now.
I know there are some of you guys out there rolling your eyes because this fucked up teenager is complaining that he is not going overseas at the end of the year. While some of you practically haven travel before. Well, i am not pissed off about not going overseas, i am just pissed that my parents make such empty promises again. AGAIN. Its not only about travelling but a hell lot of other stuff. Empty promises, if you can't make a commitment, don't make any promises.
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
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10:40 PM
GOOD DEED
I did a good deed today.
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
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11:40 PM
Tired.. BUT NOT GIVING UP!
Ahh.. I am really exhausted and tired. Haven been sleeping much lately i guess. Doing inappropriate and appropriate stuff at the same time.. Oh wait.. DID I MAKE THAT SOUNDS SO WRONG? Haha! Who cares! This Page shall officially be NC16. Herm.. having to get back our results, i would say i did okay for Prelims. Hoping to score higher of course There was a little change in the marks so here is my full score.
English: B3
E Maths: A1
Literature: A2
Bio/Chem: B4
History/ SS: B4
Chinese: B3
L1R4: 13
L1R5: 17
E Maths: A1
Literature: A2
Bio/Chem: B4
History/ SS: B4
Chinese: B3
L1R4: 13
L1R5: 17
Not exactly very proud if it but its for my juniors to see that miracles could happen. Elephants could fly with their ears and Pigs are Reptiles. Taylor Swift having sex with Kanye West to demand a form of apology. She ain't want no song honey. This is as far as i have come compared to last year. Last year EOY.... Herm.. Let me post out my score so you could see the HUGE difference, Laugh all you want buffet is now up.
English: B4
Chinese: A2
A Maths: F9
E Maths: F9
Bio/Chem: E8
History/SS: F9
Literature: B3
L1R4: 26
L1R5: 35
Chinese: A2
A Maths: F9
E Maths: F9
Bio/Chem: E8
History/SS: F9
Literature: B3
L1R4: 26
L1R5: 35
Yeahup.. That is my score for last year's End of Year. Yes Pretty Beautiful huh! Although i had lost A Maths in the process of awakening, i have not only proven to others but myself that through sheer hard work and determination, nothing is impossible. If you had no idea how the marks above work. Its simple, the lower your score the better it is. FO SERIOUS.
I know that many says that i could only score my current score basically because i don't have A Maths to juggle and flop. Here is my theory... If you are able to keep you A Maths, it means that you are SUPPOSEDLY BETTER THAN ME. You scores would have to be better than mine to keep your A Maths. However, if you can't beat me in any of my subjects, its time to wake up and face reality. Reality is harsh and can be a bitch. But seriously, if i can fucking do it, why can't you.
I am a second grade student because i didn't study hard enough for my EOY last year to maintain my 7 subjects. Sometimes people laugh at me, i took it in, break it into smiles and laughter, but sometimes it does really hurt inside. I know i am lousy and stupid, you need not emphasize on that fact. I am not blaming anyone but myself for this state i am in. I may score Okay marks for Prelims, if what they say is true and everything shift one grade up, i would be fucking over the moon because that would mean that my L1R5 for O levels is a 12. But seriously, that is a lie.
However, my scores may not be convincing enough, but it does shows that with effort and determination nothing is almost impossible, if you score really well for prelims, GOOD FOR YOU! but please stay humble and there are always room for improvements. I would like to use this as a Dedication to all my awesome friends out there as a source of motivation. Nothing will be in your way if you could persevere through all the hardship. Just push everything in your way aside and smash the ending Donut. If you did not score well for your prelims, dont worry, its not the end of the road. ITS THE FUCKING O LEVEL that we are aiming for. I would like to use this to serve as a warning to all the sec 3s. Please, dont think you are in sec three you can slack like fuck, because that is not the way to do it. Have fun but never forget to study. Face it, with a score above 20. There is no way you can get into any good schools.
This is dedicated to everyone out there, but specially dedicated to Illaisha, Geneva and ShuHong. Don't worry, its not the score that we are aiming for, but the fact that we know we tried our best and not let ourselves down. SiMin, don't shoot too much BS okay?! Hahaha! Rina! Don't give up on your Science, if Jordan can do it, So can you! Those who are improving.. GOOD JOB! Keep it up! People like Ethel, Geneva, Illaisha. KEEP UP THE GREAT JOB! Illaisha, Kick some ass, don't give up on Maths, E Maths can ask me for help. A Maths i am really sorry i can't help you. Try Geneva, her A Maths is climbing up like a guy looking at a nude picture of Katy Perry. Need i say more? :P
One Last Thing, Everyone... remember to rest too dont burnt out before the Os!
I know that many says that i could only score my current score basically because i don't have A Maths to juggle and flop. Here is my theory... If you are able to keep you A Maths, it means that you are SUPPOSEDLY BETTER THAN ME. You scores would have to be better than mine to keep your A Maths. However, if you can't beat me in any of my subjects, its time to wake up and face reality. Reality is harsh and can be a bitch. But seriously, if i can fucking do it, why can't you.
I am a second grade student because i didn't study hard enough for my EOY last year to maintain my 7 subjects. Sometimes people laugh at me, i took it in, break it into smiles and laughter, but sometimes it does really hurt inside. I know i am lousy and stupid, you need not emphasize on that fact. I am not blaming anyone but myself for this state i am in. I may score Okay marks for Prelims, if what they say is true and everything shift one grade up, i would be fucking over the moon because that would mean that my L1R5 for O levels is a 12. But seriously, that is a lie.
However, my scores may not be convincing enough, but it does shows that with effort and determination nothing is almost impossible, if you score really well for prelims, GOOD FOR YOU! but please stay humble and there are always room for improvements. I would like to use this as a Dedication to all my awesome friends out there as a source of motivation. Nothing will be in your way if you could persevere through all the hardship. Just push everything in your way aside and smash the ending Donut. If you did not score well for your prelims, dont worry, its not the end of the road. ITS THE FUCKING O LEVEL that we are aiming for. I would like to use this to serve as a warning to all the sec 3s. Please, dont think you are in sec three you can slack like fuck, because that is not the way to do it. Have fun but never forget to study. Face it, with a score above 20. There is no way you can get into any good schools.
This is dedicated to everyone out there, but specially dedicated to Illaisha, Geneva and ShuHong. Don't worry, its not the score that we are aiming for, but the fact that we know we tried our best and not let ourselves down. SiMin, don't shoot too much BS okay?! Hahaha! Rina! Don't give up on your Science, if Jordan can do it, So can you! Those who are improving.. GOOD JOB! Keep it up! People like Ethel, Geneva, Illaisha. KEEP UP THE GREAT JOB! Illaisha, Kick some ass, don't give up on Maths, E Maths can ask me for help. A Maths i am really sorry i can't help you. Try Geneva, her A Maths is climbing up like a guy looking at a nude picture of Katy Perry. Need i say more? :P
One Last Thing, Everyone... remember to rest too dont burnt out before the Os!
Monday, September 13, 2010
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11:27 PM
WIN WIN WIN!!!
OMG!! I WANTED TO POST SOME BORING SHIT TODAY BUT I JUST WANNA TAKE A BREATH TO CHEER FOR MY DEAR MOTHER MONSTER! SHE IS SO FUCKING AWESOME THAT SHE SWEEP AWAY 8 FREAKING AWARDS AT VMAs EARLIER TODAY. CONGRATZ MOTHER MONSTER! LOOK THROUGH THE VIDEOS AND YOU WILL FINALLY UNDERSTAND WHY I LOVE HER SO SO MUCH AND WHY SHE IS UNIQUE FROM ALL THE OTHER ARTIST IN THE INDUSTRY. SHE LOVE HER FANS LIKE NO ONE ELSE AND SHE SHOWS HER TRUE FEELINGS AND EMOTIONS THROUGH THE AUDIENCE. SO GLAD THAT I LOVE HER AND I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT OTHERS WHO DISSES ABOUT HER. BECAUSE SHE DESERVES THE AWARDS AND LOVE THAT HER FANS GIVE HER.
VIDEO OF THE YEAR AWARD
BEST POP VIDEO
BEST FEMALE VIDEO
NOT ONLY THAT BUT SHE HAD ALSO WON:
BEST COLLABORATION WITH BEYONCE
BEST DANCE MUSIC VIDEO
BEST CHOREOGRAPHY
BEST DIRECTING
BEST EDITING
HOW FREAKING AWESOME IS THAT?!!!
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Sunday, September 12, 2010
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9:07 PM
HAIRCUT!
Okay, i think i am so back into the blogging business. LOL. I don't even care if anyone reads, just wanna have a platform to rant and make noise HAHA! Well, as many of you guys know, tomorrow is the reopening of school after the September holidays, so like all the other cowards who are afraid of failing their hair check. I went to cut my hair.
Okay this is classic. I had always cut at places like those $10 express cut shit thingy. Today i went.. OMG, ITS FLOODED LIKE MAD. Its like 2006 Tsunami all over again. I KID I KID. Since i am Khatib and the express cut dont look like express cut, i have decided to pay the hair saloon that cuts hair for $2 50 a visit. OMg. I swear, that one the queue is super long also. Its like giving out War Rations or something. Okay, i know its cheap and stuff, but SERIOUSLY??!! I was too lazy to walk around looking for more places to cut, as i am still a teenager, i should try saving money also. So i decided to join the queue to claim my fair share of the war ration. That was a BIG MISTAKE. There was two kids there that just simply had no idea what the word BEHAVE and DISCIPLINE means.
They are like 10 to 12? And they are noisy like some drunk ah pek you find along the streets puking after 1 a.m. SCREAMS AND SHOUTS. How Marvellous is that huh?! NOT CUTE AT ALL. Those who said children are cute have to be SHOT DEAD. Babies, Kindergarden children, those i call cute. KIDS ARE HELL.
Worse was that for the hour and 13 mins that i have stayed there waiting like some beggar on the streets, they are just ahead of me. Thank god it was only an hour of hell and 13 mins of peace. The Haircut was an okay experience, Its kinda weird. My hair is TOTAL KUKOO now. LOL I bet i would be laughed at tomorrow. How great! I guess thats it, if after tuition tomorrow i have the energy and strength, i shall post again, provided retarded things will happen la. I shall show you the before and after of my hair. It looks the same actually, just the new one looks more kukoo. Bye!
BEFORE
AFTER. You see i got so disgusted with myself that i cannot even smile properly :(
This was the previous hair cut at the $10 bucks express one. LOL
DISCLAIM. I DO NOT CAMWHORE. THANK YOU. THEY ARE TAKEN FOR YOU TO SEE HOW UGLY I AM. THANKS! :D
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