HEy! Its 2010,, i know this is freaking late and all but come on, i aint one of those people who go WOOOOOO HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!! On 1st Jan. I haven been bloggin lately because i am rushing through all my syllabus again. Tomorrow is the day when all hell break lose and i start screaming "WHY DID YOU KILL MY BABY!!!" okay... awkward!!! No but seriously, its mad.

I hate it when i have face things alone and no one really understands me, its kinda stupid because time and time again you try and talk, morons just dont understand them.

Btw, i am going on and on about my 100th post surprise but sorry people its still authentic beacuse i search through all my stupid old posts and found a draft. So my very next post would be my 100th post. So i most probably would not be posting for the next 2 following weeks because i had exams and i would not have time to think and do something totally retarded with the Holy Virgins. SO when my exam ends, i will be doing something hilariously cool and retarded. Well, of cause how could there be a celebration without cakes? So i will most probably be baking also.

I have to head for tuition now. Sayonara people and good luck and take care. May God bless the Holy Virgins of Gaga, my friends and readers and of course not forgetting the Gays. ALl the best for those schooling and get ready for a mad 2010! Bye!





Its would be really nice if you spam happy wishes on my tagboard. Just put your name and start spamming it. Tell the most random stuff you could possibly think of, or maybe your new year wish of not being a virgin by 2011. It would be really nice if you could wish me good luck for my exams too. Hahahhaa! So What are you waiting for? START SPAMMING!!!
1:49 PM



Okay, so nothing much happened today hahhaaha! Went to school for scouts. We did colour coding for spars. And guess what, i kena paint on my JEANS that is from Levis and it cost like $100+ OUCH! Sad, then kena on my PUMA Shoes which cost another $100+ OUCH^2 LOL. Okay la, i manage to get a little of my shoes, wait wait, dont go rolling your eyes when i state the price and all, i am not showing off, i just want to show how stupid and painful it is for me to paint in them. LOL

Then after that did a little knots and drills with the Sec 2s and 1s. I tried making hell for them but they kept sating they were too tired LOL. Hai.. back in our olden days ah! hai.. okay sound like some ah peh again. Hahhaha!

THen after that went to Tuition at AUnty Vic. I really hope that i could take back my a maths. GOD BLESS ME MAN. I think that i am kinda starting to like Aunty Vic's tuition, dunno why. Hahahhaaha! OMG I AM WEIRD!

Okay now its songs and video time!! Signing off! Good bye and Take Care! May god bless the HOLY VIRGINS OF GAGA, my friends and readers and of course not forgetting the GAYS.



This IS AN AWESOME SONG, ITS AMAZING!



Okay, i know its weird and all, the beat is good, come on, she is just a slut in the video. A WHORE, you have to agree that her vocals are pretty good, and no one is in the position to reprimand her or anything. She does make pretty decent music and she is just not the age to make such videos of squeezing her boobs and showing off her cleavage. COme on Miley! YOU ARE A BLOODY DISNEY STAR! WAit till you are 21 please! come on!



I know its paramore and stuff but yeah, its nice.



I love the musci video. I cant figure out the meaning to the lyrics yet, have to read through but the main thing for me posting this is for its sadistic ending. Its kinda cute. Haahhaha!



SPeaks my mind, hahhaaha!

FUCK MY STUDIES, HATE MY FUCKED UP LIFE. OMG. I PITY ILLAISHA FOR GOING THROUGH THIS. HAHAHHAHAHHA!
12:45 AM



Herm... a i stupid or dumb? Am i fat or plus size? Am i short or vertically challenged? Is the cup of water hall-full or half-empty? AM i drunk or tipsy? Herm... those were most probably those question that i made myself crazy about, another one is why orange is call orange but not any other colour? I am driving everyone crazy. But most probably for the other above question, everyone will just say i am both. Welcome to my world!
11:18 PM



Okay, Whew, let me tell you all, PARTEH IS MAD. Its practically really mad, i would not elaborate much on it because it would be super boring and stuff like let me summarise.

I got fucked up pissed off at the fucking useless and lousy food caterer. He is like fucked up stupid and the food tasted like shit. The food is like leftovers placed on the floor and steped on million of times then scoop it back up and serving it to us. Dude, its not red grape wine, you don't need to do that. I stared at the stupid caterer when his display of food is so FUCKED up. I literally was staring until i cannot stand it anymore. I just tell him rearrange the food accordingly. Like serious, he is a bloody caterer and he dont know about that, its stupid. He should be Fired.

I ate like a tiny portion and thats it. The rest also did the same hahhahhaha! The thing about my family is that, we have very contrasting background. I have uncles and Aunts that is super super rich. Then i have cousins of my father who are rather poor, like really, poor, literally poor. Then of course you have me, the fucking poor little fella that is like a little retarded hobbit. No money, no talent, no heart.

THen let me advice you on this thing. NEVER BRING TABOO TO A PARTEH. Steffi brought Taboo and everyone went mad over it. We were splited into teams. omg, it was fucked up mad. WE SCREAMED, SHOUTED. ANd FOUGHT. Hahahha! MeiBin would still need to walk over to out game area and say " I called the police, i told them we needed the SWAT team and the anti-riot police." We laughed and paused for a while... AND STARTED SCREAMING AGAIN.

After that, played mahjong, drank a little wine and stuff, got high and went nuts. Need i say more?

Now, lets move to today. I rotted, then went for stupid tuition. Cause my stupid malaysian trip is cancalled. But still didnt go Aunty Vic cause got something on. THen at night watched Singapore Idol, and Promise, some local movie. OMG.

SINGAPORE IDOL IS BULLCRAP. LIKE SERIOUSLY. SEZAIRI WON, LIKE THAT GUY CAN MAKE MUSIC, HONESTLY, BUT I SERIOUSLY THINK THAT HE CANNOT SING, HE DONT EVEN HAVE A STEADY WOICE TO START WITH. I WAS SO PISSED OFF, SYLVIA CAN SING BUT SHE DIDN'T DO MUCH COMTEMPORY ARRANGEMENT THATS WHY SHE LOST, BUT FOR HEAVEN AND EARTH SAKE, LET THAT BLOODY GIRL WIN. LET A BLOODY GIRL WIN JUST ONE BLOODY SEASON FOR GOD SAKE.

Then we had this amazing new idol of mine singing her heart out in the idol stage. SHE WAS BRILLIANT, SHE WAS AMAZING, SHE WAS FIERCE. Yes! There is only one person on stage this evening that has that ability and power. That is none other than CHARICE PEMPENGCO
SHe blew everyone with her powerful vocals, she is is like 17? THat is some powerful pinoy power man.

I will post two videos of this powerhouse singing later on, so enjoy my friends and i am signing off now, good bye and take care. May god bless the HOLY VIRGINS OF GAGA, My friends and readers and of course not forgetting the gays.



THis is amazing, Omg Thanks to Oprah and Celine for having such big hearts.



Another amazing feat done by her. Super amazing.
12:13 AM



THis is bloody awesome. I am heading to a Parteh right now, but i totally insist on posting this two videos. TOtally on the courtesy of Ophelia, As known as the Marvelous Ermanda. To share with me this awesome videos. Don't get turn off by the starting, it just get really cool at the back. ENjoy! and God bless the holy VIrgins of Gaga, my friends and readers and not forgetting the gAys. Take care!




6:26 PM



MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL MY FRIENDS OUT THERE!!!!!!!

May your wishes come true and may God bless us and

kill us with the upcoming challenges of 2010!!!!

Come on guys, i know i am like super late to post this bloody Merry Christmas Post. But come on!! We are like erm.. 13 hours AHEAD OF NEW YORK. So in actual fact. IT IS STILL CHRISTMAS. It originated from there i think. Okay, not the bible story type of thingy, come on, people who created the bible does not create Santa Claus. It an "imaginary" Character created by some doofus who wants to cheat his/her children's feeling. Like FO serious!

So lets give Santa a little more time to travel around the world! Dude, face the bloody fact there is one Santa Claus in this world... i think... is there even one? But nevermind, thats not the point. The thing is Theoretically there is only one Santa Claus in the world he needs time to climb down chimney tops to give presents. given his size, he would have take at least 15 mins for each household. Unless everyone is in his naughty list, or he would have to finish giving out the presents only when Chinese New Year come. Like seriously, eating log cake and singing Christmas Carols during Chinese new Year while receiving Ang Pow is not a nice pretty scene. So cut Santa some slack, tell your Parents to help him a little and get you gifts instead.

So, when did i last posted? OH! yes yes, me being a Vulgar bitch, Don't worry, vulgarities are not coming out anytime soon, it bad to educate my readers this way. So that was on Wednesday. On THursday, went to Ikea with Ethel, i literally CRAWLED out of bed, we were suppose to meet at 10 but she got held up. We went for breakfast in Ikea. Trust me i gave the same little shit ass look and reaction when i heard of breakfast in Ikea. But dude, its AWESOME. Its amazingly delicious not to mention its free. Hahhahaha! I shall not elaborate on the FREE part before i get hammered. Now now, where were we, oh yes, they had breakfast at Tiffany's, i had mine in Ikea. Now, there was this dish of the day with spaghetti and fish and carrots and corn. Thats what i ordered, the dish ain't big but it goes into the stomach just well. Its healthier to eat like only 70% full instead of full FULL. Do you get that? herm... So i was 70% full, then i ate this tiny little potato salad, trust me NEVER ADD SALT TO IT. It taste horrendous after it. But before the salt thing, it taste Marvelous. Then I was 75% full, just right and all, but We went nuts and ordered Swedish meatballs. It was an Awesome dish, there was 10 balls, literally, think straight people, STRAIGHT. Then i ate one, Ethel ate one and we were full. Ethel ate only 2 Chicken wings by the way, so i was full, she was full. We didn't want to waste the other 8 balls, so we decided to play Rocks, Paper and Scissors. Loser would eat, Apparently Ethel lied about being suckish at the game. The Swedish meatball was made of pork and beef i think. Sorry to all halal people out there oh also to those who cant eat beef. Sorry. But IT tasted amazing. Mushroom sauce was added to it and at the side of it, there was JAm, yes FRUIT JAM. Don't freak out yet. BUt i did at first but come on! i ate worst thing than that! So i ate it. IT WAS FABULOUS hahhaha! totally over expressing but whatever. I thought it was likd of mad but i suddenly recalled Nigella using Jam in meat dishes before and just like 1 hour ago i watched Jamie Oliver, he did use Jam for meat dishes and he said that the sweet tangyness compliments the savoury slight saltiness of the sauce. Oh... Amazing right? How flavours could be brought out by using other flavours.

Lets move on, so went went around like mad retards as we waited for Geneva's arrival. Then she came, then we went for that one dollar hot dog thingy. I know the whole day it has been eating, but trust me walking around Ikea is some form of exercise and guess what, it may sound retarded and all but its really cool and fun to check out the stuff there. We ate and blah blah blah. GENEVA IS A MAD UNGLAM EATER. You will freak out when you see her eat. Like FO serious.

Then We continued being mad people in Ikea and bought really cheap stuff which just reminded me that i need to return Ethel some money. Look, Ikea is some place that is fun to hang around and buy cheap and usable stuff. Its DEFINITELY NOT some stupid place that rich bratts go to. Please come on, how rich can i be when i live in a 3 room flat. Then BLah BLah BLah ethel needs to go so Blah BLah BLah. THen went to AUnty VIc BLah BLah BLah. In the Evening went to catch a movie with family.

I AM URGING YOU TO GO AND WATCH AVATAR

NOW! like FO SERIOUS, ITS AN AMAZING MOVIE

THAT JUST SUCKS YOU RIGHT INTO IT. HURRY

WATCH IT SOON!

I bet it with my life.

IT IS THE BEST MOVIE I HAVE EVEN WATCHED IN

MY LIFE.

It definitely beat out all the other action movies and other adventure and SCience fiction bull crap i watched. If you think its a science fiction bullshit that involves blue people running around, you were wrong. I was wrong, for doubting it. Just go and watch it, i pretty much guarantee that its an awesome movie. Its those type that i wouldnt mind watching over and over and over and over again.

Okay lets move on to CHRISTMAS!!! TOday went to the market in the morning to grab my ingredients and stuff. Then i went back home and started baking. IT WAS SUPERB. IT WAS AMAZING! It was one of the best fairy little cakes that i made. Its beautifully crafted. and stuff. Super amazing. Hahahaha! I dont know why everytime i made something with others it would naturally flop. But stuff i made myself would just bloom hahhahahaha! CHEY CHEY!

THen Brought it over to Lucella's house for A PARTEH!!!! ITS PARTEHHH TIME!!!! WOOOO!!!! Her Mum totally love the stuff i made and she kept repeating the point when she said the things i made are really nice and awesome to eat. I was on cloud 9. It is always nice to know that there are people out there who actually appreciates what you are doing and stuff. Lucella's house is amazing, it just gives this natural feeling of a cozy and warm home. its just really nice.

THen after that went home pretty early cause Lucella was tired and she still needs to entertain another batch of guest coming in at night. Poor tiny little girls. Hahahaha! she didn't change much, but definitely grown alot prettier and mature. Hahha! Its true Lucella, i ain't just trying to fake my way through. Your piano skills are amazing, thats without a doubt, everyone knows that.

Then went home had a tiny little dinner and chill out when all the conversations start flowing in, by the way, my house CHristmas Parteh is tomorrow actually tonight to be exact but its still cool and stuff even though its after christmas, its still amazing to hang around. Where was i? Oh yeah, conversations part. Where everything start turning real bad and my Dad and Mum did it again, omg. Totally got disgusted by the way they make things sounds and the way they make me feel useless and stuff. My mum literally acted as if i dropped out of school and i am going to be a toilet cleaner guy. Like FO serious, what the hell is wrong man. I just ignored and continue watching Tv, Its CHRISTMAS i dont want to spoil my mood.

Pretty much thats it. I know its pretty long, no videos or pictures today, Usb still giving me problems and its just mad to find videos now, i will just have to find them tomorrow to entertain you guys hahhahha! Bye! Take Care and GOd Bless, May GOd bless the Holy Virgins Of GaGA and to all my friends out there and not forgetting the GAYS. Bye and Take Care.


MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL MY DEAR FRIENDS OUT

THERE, IF YOU DIDN'T RECEIVE MY MESSAGE I AM

SORRY, I AIN'T PRETTY MUCH THAT RICH. BYE AND

ENJOY THIS FESTIVE SEASON!!
1:18 AM



i just fucking realised how many bloody blog drafts i have. WHICH IS ALOT. i deleted them and i got 7 more blog spaces. That then will be my authentic 100th post. so, Maybe when Ophelia come back from Indonesia, then he will be just in time for my 100th post, then i will be too busy fucking preparing for my shitass examination that i will fucked up pissed off with everything which will result in many, i repeat MANY FUCKING CASUALTIES.

So this is a bloody warning, better not get on my nerves when its a week before the school reopens and the first week of it too. You do some small little thing, I make sure you are a guy without balls and a cha bo with no eyeballs. I dunno whats with me and balls nowadays. Its pretty fucked up. Ophelia don't worry SATAN DID NOT EAT UP MY BALLS. Well, i told you maid training is hard, you have to go all the way back to indonesia to scrub shit out of everything. I suggest you come back quick and start nun training instead. Just singing la la land songs and give useless advices. Okay, i am so going to get sued for putting that up. I was just joking mate!i mean to the nuns and indonesia, but seriously, Ophelia, come back and be a nun, its a much better and easier life job then scrubbing stupid people's toilet bowls.

I was pissed off when i woke up this morning. It was as if the whole world was against me. Well, maybe its more of me against the whole world but whatever. I selpt at 3 yesterday as i was busy watching stupid videos on youtube to cheer myself up. Clearly that didnt work if not today would not have been hell to alot of other people. I woke up at around 11 plus i think, its pretty late though. Scrambled to wash up and get ready to get out of the house for fucked up tuition. Then there was this bloody mini jam outside my house that cause me to be late. You see, a hungry man is an angry man, i was pissed off at the bus uncle for driving so SLOW. So when i was alighting the bus, i just went up to the uncle and said. " Uncle ah! Thank you for driving the bus SO QUICKLY huh!" Then start walking away, i bet the bloody bus uncle feel like driving up bloody bus and screw me up with it.. Herm... I wonder how does that feel?

Then i was walking along this paveway bacause its bloody hell raining, then there was this fucked up old man in front of me SMOKING. I choked a little and i COMPLETELY HATE SMOKERS THEY ARE THE MOST FUCKED UP MORONS IN THE WORLD THAT PAYS TO DIE EARLY. AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Then i ran pass him, turn back and said.. " EH! UNCLE AH! YOU ARE SPENDING MONEY TO KILL YOURSELF LEH! YOU SO OLD LIAO! KEEP YOUR LIFE LONGER TO ENJOY IT LA!" Then i just walked away after the total roll my eyes looks. I know i am a total bitch but whatever, today i AM THE KING!!!

Then this Ah Ma suddenly stopped in front of me then i just bang into her.. okay that sounds so... wrong. omg.. omg omg. god bless the holy Saint Gerald. Then i just walk away. I am a bastard i know.

Then i went to Mac to da bao burger for my lunch before i kill my tutor. Then at Mac, there is this stupid cashier then kept ignoring me, then i just said " Oi!" then she like kena shocked like that then she kept saying sorry afterwards. Then i just acted like some spoilt son of a bitch. Hahahhahaa! I am a EVIL WHORE.

Then i went up to tuition, on the way i saw this girl kept looking at me. Its either i am way to ugly to exist or i am too handsome and hunky for her to handle. Then i just say " Hi! Is there anything wrong with my face?" THen i just walk away. I seriously don't know what the fuck is wrong with me today, i think its due to yesterday's incident. God BLess it don't last long.

Then went tuition blah blah blah. THen WEnt home then blah blah blah then kena nagged and blah blah blah(ED) by my parents again for not studying. Uh huh! GOD KILL ME

Then blah blah blah, my dad just screamed at me to go to bed and stop playing the computer. I just replied " GO TO SLEEP LA" THen i just continue blogging. LOL

Look i should be singing For your Entertainment byb Adam Lambert.. WOOO!!!!! I am a bloody hell satan's Babi that bring hell to whoever that know me. FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT!!!

By the way, i did this stupid test about myself that Ethel send me.

I chose Green - I am WACKY
I chose Dog - I am Loving ( i am so giving the two eye brows Shanaynay look now! )
I chose Spain - I am BUSY!! UH HUH!
I chose Piano - I am POPULAR! ( I am so giving the Shanaynay look again ) GURL!
I chose Coke - I am WIld.... ( GURL, FO SERIOUS! I AM WILD? okay maybe a little... )

Anyway Got to go, i bet you haven finish all my videos yet, SO continue enjoying them.. Signing Off, Bye! Good Luck and Take Care! God bless the Holy Virgins Of Gaga and of cause not forgetting the Gays! Bye! Don't hate me for what i have done today. Its only one day thing i hope.. Bye all!
12:21 AM